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I feel I have to recant this little story if only to see if any others have seen signs of similar intellect.
Last night I took my wife to work as usual, our route takes us past a nice little pub, and I noticed they had a new sign outside of it, I only wish I had been in pocession of a camera so I could have shared it with you all in all its glory but as I didn't I must just relay the text to you, which simply said..........
"Fresh Sunday Roasts......Available Monday to saturday 12 till 3 pm"
I mean ?? wtf ??
So my question to you all is, has anyone else sen anything that has made ya cringe in its stupidy ?
I once read about a notice somewhere in rural Kent which said "Unaccompanied dogs will be shot."
What if they can't read?
A traffic sign (speed limit), also in Kent that read "twelve and a half" MPH.
Was in HM dockyard many years ago.
as im hungover and have nothing vital to do, i've been googling. some stupid signs & some just amusing
PMSL.
some of them rock....no fishing on the fishing bridge tho.

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Apparently there is a sign 15,000 feet up Mount Kilimanjaro which says:
Please do not urinate in the rain-gauge.
I know this isnt really a sign.... well it is in a way.... but there used to be a Hairdressers in Blackpool called......
BIDDIES
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and theres a chinese resturant in birmingham(shirley) called Shirley Temple
Meat2pleaseu...
I just love that Giraffe
:giggle:
"Dead Slow"
Well you wouldn't be moving would you?
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Also about 15 years ago there were signs in the indoor planters at Inverness airport which read "Do not put cigarette ends in the planters"
The planters in question only had a few burned, dead plants in them.
dunno :dunno:
If we're on to shop names as well, the day after the Edinburgh munch last year I was walking along the royal mile when I saw a souvenir shop called "Thistle Do Nicely".
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Meat2pleaseu...
I just love that Giraffe
:giggle:

i really should give it a name
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Meat2pleaseu...
I just love that Giraffe
:giggle:

i really should give it a name
How about Numpty lol
A couple of years ago, I was at the Listowel Horse Racing Festival, in the south west of Ireland.
After the racing, everyone packs into the pubs for a drink, and maybe something to eat.
One of the pubs had a hand written sign, which said.
"Traditional Irish Breakfast
Served from 5pm onward"
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