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Successful Swinger?
Sex God
The most successful is the one who has the best time 
That sounds like a very sensible and appropriate way of describing it!!
Not done it yet and a couple of months ago I would never have considered it but now I think my views have changed drastically!!
If anybodys got any tips for a swinging virgin (pictures a swinging nun!!) hehe feel free to send them my way?? All help greatly appreciated :twisted:
Not done it yet and a couple of months ago I would never have considered it but now I think my views have changed drastically!!
If anybodys got any tips for a swinging virgin (pictures a swinging nun!!) hehe feel free to send them my way?? All help greatly appreciated :twisted:
It's all about the FPM Factor.
The Fucks Per Meet Factor is calculated by adding up all the fucks' you have had in a month divided by the number of meets you have attended.
You then email this figure to the Central Unilateral Monitoring Syndicate or CUMS.
CUMS then takes all the data sent to them and then produces the league tables for the respective month.
This is how they work out who the most successful swinger is.
However recently the CUMS organisation has been plagued with allegations of rigging & drug taking.
The Fucks Per Meet Factor is calculated by adding up all the fucks' you have had in a month divided by the number of meets you have attended.
You then email this figure to the Central Unilateral Monitoring Syndicate or CUMS.
CUMS then takes all the data sent to them and then produces the league tables for the respective month.
This is how they work out who the most successful swinger is.
However recently the CUMS organisation has been plagued with allegations of rigging & drug taking.
Sex God
Quote by londonsnglmale
Just being curious but what is classed as a sucessful swinger?
depends on what your defination on what sucessful is... but i am with bluexxx... well i wish i was but you know what i mean...
:D well since i only came in to meet people socially and anything more than that is a bonus....
i suppose my success has been off the charts....... :D :D :D
sean xxxxxxxx.
Quote by fabio grooverider
well since i only came in to meet people socially and anything more than that is a bonus....
I find it interesting that you only came here to meet ppl socially.
Whilst we are all very aware that it IS a great place to meet ppl it would'nt be the first place I would think of!
Now if you had said that you had come here to check out swinging and then found some nice ppl so stayed - that would make sense to me.
Is that what happended??
D
Sex God
Quote by surreycouple2003
well since i only came in to meet people socially and anything more than that is a bonus....
I find it interesting that you only came here to meet ppl socially.
Whilst we are all very aware that it IS a great place to meet ppl it would'nt be the first place I would think of!
Now if you had said that you had come here to check out swinging and then found some nice ppl so stayed - that would make sense to me.
Is that what happended??
D
yes and no.........i have been swinging for a while, but for me the social circle is as important as the actual sex, and i know that is weird (especially for a single guy)
the friendships that i make and lead to swinging are stronger and better because i took to time to learn about people, found out what made them tick, turned them on ect....
a lot can be said for learning on the fly...... but i prefer to do my homework first...
:D :D mind you saying that.... wouldn't say no to an invite to one of your parties... lol
sean xxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
yes and no.........i have been swinging for a while, but for me the social circle is as important as the actual sex, and i know that is weird (especially for a single guy)
the friendships that i make and lead to swinging are stronger and better because i took to time to learn about people, found out what made them tick, turned them on ect....
a lot can be said for learning on the fly...... but i prefer to do my homework first...
mind you saying that.... wouldn't say no to an invite to one of your parties... lol
sean xxxxxx
Hi Sean
All that is well and good but you havent really answered my question.
You say that you have been swinging for a while - were you swinging before you stumbled across SH or after.
That is what I would like to know.
Dx
Sex God
Quote by surreycouple2003
Hi Sean
All that is well and good but you havent really answered my question.
You say that you have been swinging for a while - were you swinging before you stumbled across SH or after.
That is what I would like to know.
Dx
okay.. question answering time...
yes i have been swinging way before i found this site.... i haven been swinging for the best part of 4 yrs now(an ex got me into it) and i felt the same about it then as i do now...
for me it has always been friends first.. then swinging maybe
sean xxxxxx
