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2 Dec 2004

My suits are shrinking :cry:
they used to fit just fine but in the last few months they have become increasingly tight :shock:
I havent had this problem before with dry cleaning
has anyone any idea whats happened confused

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2 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
My suits are shrinking :cry:
they used to fit just fine but in the last few months they have become increasingly tight :shock:
I havent had this problem before with dry cleaning
has anyone any idea whats happened :

I daren't say Warwick .... the other too warwicks loook might mean today :scared:
perhaps change your dry cleaners .... OR ..... put a lock on the fridge
:bolt:

2 Dec 2004

Don't you believe what anyone says sweetie, you are NOT getting fatter
rolleyes

:roll:

2 Dec 2004

Its the little magic fairies sprinkling naughty fairy little buggers they are rolleyes

2 Dec 2004

Thanks clare a sesible plausible explanation
thats what it must be lol

2 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
Thanks clare a sesible plausible explanation
thats what it must be

Naturally :smug:
Havent you seen the little trails of dust they leave behind??(Its a wee bit manky) :uhoh:

2 Dec 2004

maybe they gave you the wrong suit !! rolleyes

2 Dec 2004

Warwick you silly bugger.
Only one warwick at a time will fit into the suit.
Not all three.

2 Dec 2004

:lol: good point re lapse hadnt considered that :shock:
does anyone else suffer from suit shrinkage problems confused

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actually does anyone else wear a suit rolleyes

2 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
:lol: good point re lapse hadnt considered that :shock:
does anyone else suffer from suit shrinkage problems :
actually does anyone else wear a suit

Pretty much everyday for work - and yep those bloody Dry Cleaners are crap.

2 Dec 2004

I get my suits imported from Scandanavia, designed to contract during the winter months to keep you warm. Sounds like we share the same tailor.

2 Dec 2004

Errrm
What's a suit.
Is it like a matching set of tableware or perhaps chairs all the same?

2 Dec 2004

Perhaps your suit is trying to let you down gently,maybe it doesnt want such an intimate relationship anymore :shock:

2 Dec 2004

what

even my suits got a downer on me :shock:

2 Dec 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Perhaps your suit is trying to let you down gently,maybe it doesnt want such an intimate relationship anymore :shock:

Could be the other way around as the suit seems to be getting closer?
Other than that and you could be rigth and it's is gradually trying to stop all circulation!

2 Dec 2004

oooooooo saw suits just had to come have a lookie
:twisted:
shrinking clothes oooooooo i know what you mean
puts sweets down and backs away
blameing the dry cleaners i must remember that one

2 Dec 2004

Its obvious Warwick. You know how the government makes newspaper print smaller as you get older. Well they do the same with suits. biggrin

:D
Come to think about it.... the same bloke who has those two jobs probably siphons petrol out of my car, afte eachr time I go out in it................... so eventually I have to buy some more. mad

:x

2 Dec 2004

Are you sure it's not because you're all trying to wear it at the same time?
Jas
XXX

2 Dec 2004

psssst......warwick over here........they are too polite to say but it's probably what goes in your mouth rather than what goes to the cleaners, mind you I'm always up for buying another suit, so any that don't fit send them across to me and we can come to a fair price and yes seeing as you asked, I wear suits for work and for going out socially, the only difference being that I leave the tie off when not in work, stick out like a bloody sore thumb sometimes because things are more casual now, but I still like me suits.

2 Dec 2004

warwick I'm too busy imagining whats under the suit to take much notice of the fit redface

Dawn :silly:

2 Dec 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
warwick I'm too busy imagining whats under the suit to take much notice of the fit
Dawn :silly:

I think his opening post might indicate that it aint no six pack
............davej realises this remark is a pot and kettle thingy but hey ho................

2 Dec 2004

mr J sir unlike your goodself I have never had a six pack except for Falcon really cheap lager :cry:
Dawn you are too kind
ps Ill show you anytime :twisted:

2 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
warwick I'm too busy imagining whats under the suit to take much notice of the fit
Dawn :silly:

I think his opening post might indicate that it aint no six pack
............davej realises this remark is a pot and kettle thingy but hey ho................
I disagree Dave. Judging by the alarming way his suits are "shrinking" I'd say you're very likely to find a six pack...... probably larger, doughnuts or mars bars. :P lol

:lol: :lol:
Then again that's only two each, so it must be the suits shrinking. :shock:

2 Dec 2004

Easy you been looking in my fridge :shock:
all washed down with Pie and chips and a few bottles of red redface

2 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
Easy you been looking in my fridge :shock:
all washed down with Pie and chips and a few bottles of red

NO!............ and I'm not stalking you either, so there's no need for that injunction against me. blink

2 Dec 2004

Sorry about that mate (meant in a manly way) but you never can be too carefull rolleyes

anyway I was told the cell was nice and warm and the Wpc was very a hem accomodating lol

2 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
Dawn you are too kind
ps Ill show you anytime :twisted:

I so need to take my camera next time lol

I could take requests of positions to get you into :giggle:
Maybe davej wants a picture of your foot to make a pair :lol:
Dawn :silly:

2 Dec 2004

this sounds increasingly promissing lol

If I can still find a suit that fits confused

now Dawn dont go asking this lot about positions you know what theyre like :shock:

2 Dec 2004

This thread raises a vital question concerning suits:Should one wear a suit to a Munch?

2 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
This thread raises a vital question concerning suits:Should one wear a suit to a Munch?

I did, but then I suppose I would have because thats what I packed :shock: