Sunday Boast (seeing as it's now sunday!)

27 Jul 2006

erm, hope that title isn't copyrighted, cos I blatantly pinched the idea from a radio show!
Decided to post this after reading the one on swinging heaven succes, and figured since we had the steam room for venting anger, we needed an opposite and a forum to post our success or just general happiness!
I'm going to boast that i've just been on a gorgeous holiday with d (nowhere far flung) so i am feeling chilled and tanned!
oh , also, I have can now return to gymnastics training as my knee is slightly better! yay!!!!!
next boast......................

27 Jul 2006

I passed my CBT ( compulsory basic training ) for my bike and I've just got me a new scoot called George :smug:

27 Jul 2006

I'm feeling particularly 'grreeatttt' recently.
Last year I suffered 10 months of agonising stomach pain, it affected my work, my family and worst of all my sex life! Finally after numerous visits to the doctor who said I had 'wind' rolleyes

I took myself into hospital at 4am one morning doubled up in pain, scared and exhausted but thankfully they took pity on me and put me through a load of tests. I had an operation in December to resolve the problem which was a little more complicated then 'wind'!!
Anyhoooo... the reason I rambled on then is the fact I've recovered my health and energy! Joined a gym a few months ago and making great progress... something I could never have done last year.
cool

27 Jul 2006

Got my new car today. So finaly back on the road after 3 weeks and will be taking a journey in it soon.

27 Jul 2006

I've got the best kids in the world....... No no no, I know everyone says that about their own, but these girls really are, bluddy brilliant they are :smile2: :smile2: :smile2:
Eldest one has just walked in soaking wet from having a water fight - love it when she forgets to be a 'cool, trendy, pouty' teenager and acts like a proper kid, just bursting with enthusiasm :bounce: :inlove:
And the youngest one.... who said blonde hair gets blonder in the sun? :undecided: Her's is bright green from too much swimming :shock: The look on her face when I first put her in the bath - and covered her head with tomato ketchup :shock: she was only young, it was so funny, one of them little things I'll never forget rotflmao

:inlove:
Both beautiful, both loving and both as funny as you like.
My girls, my boast :smug:

27 Jul 2006

I've got a new picture of me over there on the side lol

27 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I passed my CBT ( compulsory basic training ) for my bike and I've just got me a new sccot called George :smug:

Well done you!!! Wont be long before you have something more powerful throbbing between yer knees!!! wink

27 Jul 2006

I've just been offered my dream job, and been told that i can pick my own team, i'm also in the position to negotiate my pay biggrin

:D :D
Oh and this is my first post on the forums and what a terrific thread:D

27 Jul 2006

I've just been offered my dream job, and been told that i can pick my own team, i'm also in the position to negotiate my pay biggrin

:D :D
Oh and this is my first post on the forums and what a terrific thread:D

27 Jul 2006

I managed a car journey today all on my own and I didn't get lost which is a genuine first for me :smug:

27 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
I managed a car journey today all on my own and I didn't get lost which is a genuine first for me :smug:

another gold star for sheddys wall chart........... lol

:lol: :lol:
bolt

27 Jul 2006

Quote by helnheaven
I passed my CBT ( compulsory basic training ) for my bike and I've just got me a new sccot called George :smug:

Well done you!!! Wont be long before you have something more powerful throbbing between yer knees!!! wink

And the bike :twisted:

27 Jul 2006

I'm feeling good today thanks to all you guys, I'm starting to forget all the bad feelings and get on with my life as of today biggrin

Plus my boss is out of the office tomorrow too, so early knock-off, woohoo! cool

The problem is now that I just need something to keep me entertained at the weekend now... any ideas?

27 Jul 2006

Quote by jaykay2k
I've just been offered my dream job, and been told that i can pick my own team, i'm also in the position to negotiate my pay :D :D
Oh and this is my first post on the forums and what a terrific thread:D

Well done you :D kiss

so proud you posted it twice :lol2:
Welcome to the forums, look forward to seeing you around :D

27 Jul 2006

Quote by jaykay2k
I've just been offered my dream job, and been told that i can pick my own team, i'm also in the position to negotiate my pay :D :D
Oh and this is my first post on the forums and what a terrific thread:D

Seeing as how you can afford to post twice.......Gisajob

27 Jul 2006

Quote by jaykay2k
I've just been offered my dream job, and been told that i can pick my own team, i'm also in the position to negotiate my pay :D :D
Oh and this is my first post on the forums and what a terrific thread:D

Yeh, I'll have a job too please!!!
Well done you!! and welcome to the forum!
maz xx

28 Jul 2006

I'm off to West Wales for the weekend later today :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

30 Jul 2006

i have spent the entire day in bed so far (unfortunately alone!) after a very good and desperately needed night out last night!!!! biggrin

30 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
i have spent the entire day in bed so far (unfortunately alone!) after a very good and desperately needed night out last night!!!!

Snap me too :shock: I've just got up redface

30 Jul 2006

Well I spent most of the day yesterday gardening and being productive and I have just finished glossing all the skirting boards/door frames in my living room!
:smug:

30 Jul 2006

Well, I just installed surround sound in my shed, with a huge woofer.
I watched the T-Rex from Jurssic Park and the walls shook. :shock:

30 Jul 2006

Quote by Manolishi
Well, I just installed surround sound in my shed, with a huge woofer.
I watched the T-Rex from Jurssic Park and the walls shook. :shock:

Great for watching porn though don't you think? :P

30 Jul 2006

well i've been at work all day :cry:
but the good thing is sheddys gonna cook me dinner as he's spent the whole day in bed......although i'm slightly worried as i'm not sure if he actually can cook..... confused

so if we're not online later it's cos the flats burnt down....... :shock:

30 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
i have spent the entire day in bed so far (unfortunately alone!) after a very good and desperately needed night out last night!!!!

Snap me too :shock: I've just got up redface

Me three, but I did a first last night went in chat room on web cam. :shock:

30 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
well i've been at work all day :cry:
but the good thing is sheddys gonna cook me dinner as he's spent the whole day in bed......although i'm slightly worried as i'm not sure if he actually can cook.....
so if we're not online later it's cos the flats burnt down....... :shock:

:laughabove:
Maybe you should order out?
:P

30 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
well i've been at work all day :cry:
but the good thing is sheddys gonna cook me dinner as he's spent the whole day in bed......although i'm slightly worried as i'm not sure if he actually can cook.....
so if we're not online later it's cos the flats burnt down....... :shock:

:laughabove:
Maybe you should order out?
:P
actually i'm slightly worried already, he went to the shop (which is 2 mins away) for ingriedients 45 mins ago......and he's still not back............ :?

30 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
well i've been at work all day :cry:
but the good thing is sheddys gonna cook me dinner as he's spent the whole day in bed......although i'm slightly worried as i'm not sure if he actually can cook.....
so if we're not online later it's cos the flats burnt down....... :shock:

:laughabove:
Maybe you should order out?
:P
actually i'm slightly worried already, he went to the shop (which is 2 mins away) for ingriedients 45 mins ago......and he's still not back............ :?
The reason I was in bed all day is because I was working all bloody night and yes I can cook I do a mean fish fingers and chips :?
As for burning the flat down if I remember rightly thats your speciality lol

Finnaly the reason I was at the shop for so long is because they don't actually stock anything other than pot noodles (fookin students) they had no green peppers, no onions, no chilli powder in fact all they did have that we anted was wine and crisps rolleyes

Non the less I have cooked dinner (with PK offering instructions from the sofa with her G&T) and we are still breathing though not sure how long before food poisining takes hold :?

30 Jul 2006

Usually within the 1st 4 hrs mr shed so keep your fingers crossed biggrin

30 Jul 2006

I have plenty to boast about today, it's been one of those days when you know that God is in His Heaven and all is right with the world:
Firstly, I almost scored a 'hole in one ' at golf. Wow, what a shot...it was actually on the wrong green but, hey, when you are as crap a golfer as I am ...who cares?
Secondly, I rediscovered my long lost 'super-turning, unhittable, batsman -foxing Googly' and bowled it at my unsuspecting son...he smashed it over the hedge and almost killed a neighbour's cow, but hey, young people get lucky, don't they?
Thirdly, I decided to get a bit fitter. So, after regaling my daughter with tales of my former boxing prowess, and how I could 'skip for England', I whirled the skipping rope around my flabby torso and puffed and gasped like a shot pig. Eventually I think I had a minor heart attack, tripped over the rope, crashed into the Greenhouse door and sprayed glass over half the County. But hey, it's hot, Tomatoes need ventilation, don't they?
Finally, I decided to introduce my little Grandaughter to the wonders of Golf, using the little plastic clubs I bought her for her birthday. I always fancied myself as a coach, considering I could each Tiger Woods a thing or two, and so it proved. Within five minutes the little mite had developed a good enough swing to send the plastic mini-club hurtling across the living room to break the only golf trophy I ever actually won. But hey, what a swing she has (and one trophy looks pathetic anyway).
But, I have shared time with the woman I love, been grunted at in semi-understanding by my children, watched a re-run of England winning the second Test Match, passed the time of day and shaken hands with my neighbour and been told 'I loves yous Gandad' by my Grandaughter.
I rest my case.

30 Jul 2006

Quote by artificer
I have plenty to boast about today, it's been one of those days when you know that God is in His Heaven and all is right with the world:
Firstly, I almost scored a 'hole in one ' at golf. Wow, what a shot...it was actually on the wrong green but, hey, when you are as crap a golfer as I am ...who cares?
Secondly, I rediscovered my long lost 'super-turning, unhittable, batsman -foxing Googly' and bowled it at my unsuspecting son...he smashed it over the hedge and almost killed a neighbour's cow, but hey, young people get lucky, don't they?
Thirdly, I decided to get a bit fitter. So, after regaling my daughter with tales of my former boxing prowess, and how I could 'skip for England', I whirled the skipping rope around my flabby torso and puffed and gasped like a shot pig. Eventually I think I had a minor heart attack, tripped over the rope, crashed into the Greenhouse door and sprayed glass over half the County. But hey, it's hot, Tomatoes need ventilation, don't they?
Finally, I decided to introduce my little Grandaughter to the wonders of Golf, using the little plastic clubs I bought her for her birthday. I always fancied myself as a coach, considering I could each Tiger Woods a thing or two, and so it proved. Within five minutes the little mite had developed a good enough swing to send the plastic mini-club hurtling across the living room to break the only golf trophy I ever actually won. But hey, what a swing she has (and one trophy looks pathetic anyway).
But, I have shared time with the woman I love, been grunted at in semi-understanding by my children, watched a re-run of England winning the second Test Match, passed the time of day and shaken hands with my neighbour and been told 'I loves yous Gandad' by my Grandaughter.
I rest my case.

Man after me own heart!! Must talk me throught the hole in one and we must get together fer a proper game of golf sometime - I mean that!! Might even get young Wills to caddy for us!!