What do swingers have for Sunday Lunch?
I can't be arsed to cook a roast today, so Iwas thinking of having liver and onions with lumpy, buttery mashed potatoe.
There may of course be consiquences of the windy variety - there always is when I eat liver.
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Sunday lunch...
Sex God
Not sure about the bet between PoloLady and Steve G - I guess that's between you two (no idea where the cleanliness of PL's car comes in 
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To get back to the subject of the thread - a pub lunch today and we will be sitting down to roast beef with all the trimmings tonight when Sappho Junior returns.
Will - actually feeling rather hungry now. Must be time to try and prise Sappho out of the bath
).To get back to the subject of the thread - a pub lunch today and we will be sitting down to roast beef with all the trimmings tonight when Sappho Junior returns.
Will - actually feeling rather hungry now. Must be time to try and prise Sappho out of the bath
) Sex God
Quote by KitKatActually, you couldn't give me a hand could you mate? If we grab an arm each and pull we'll have her out in no time. Just watch the news tonight for "Flood hits Shropshire" headlines.
:gagged: in reply to Will.
lhk
Kat
Will
Sex God
Quote by KitKatHow the F**k are we going to get a sufficiently sized counterweight up the stairs? Besides, I am not sure that the ceiling joists would take the pulley.
Will - You are a bad man - stop tempting me! :twisted: Before you know it, I will be suggesting a plumbers suction cup, a hoist, and a suitably sized counterweight! - and then I WOULD be in trouble. :uhoh:
lhk
Kat
BTW the lady herself has joined me. I am just off to try and stem the flow of blood from my nose
uch: Oh, and you are in BIG trouble next time she sees you 
Will
PS I am more concerned that her howls of laughter will bring on premature labour :shock:
Sex God
Well, have had a few jelly babies to start ... about to have a cup of tea and a simple cheese sandwich ... for evening meal, taking friend out to 'Loch Fyne' seafood restaurant as a brithday treat.
I hear they do a massive seafood platter :lickface:
I hear they do a massive seafood platter :lickface:
Sex God
well no game of football for me today (rest week as we a final) so mrs n/east took me out for din dins .......... even licked the dish(which dish)
:D :happy:
Sex God
Had my usual Sunday lunch: sandwich and cup of coffee down Morrisons cafe.
As usual I've just finished doing lunch for 50 :shock: I can't decide wether to drink this wine or stick my poor poor feet into it! Today was Roast Pork or Roast Beef with all the apply/yorkshiry bits as appropiate smelt nice but alas there is none left. (All the bread and butter puds gone too :cry: )
I'm knackered and starving as I usually am at this time on a Sunday.
I'm knackered and starving as I usually am at this time on a Sunday.
Orgasminator
This made me laugh cos we ordered a curry last night... the menu consisted of...
Poppadums
portion of Onion Bhajis
" Samosas
" Chicken Tikka (only 4 small pieces)
Meat and Chicken Balti
A Curry Special ( :shock: )
1 Pillau Rice
1 Peshwari Nan Bread...
We ate the pops and starters... couldn't eat any more...
Had a chat and then went to bed and had fantastic 'top five' sex...
Sooooooo... we have the remainder of the feast to eat shortly... don'tcha just lurve microwaves...
I wonder if this means we'll have as good a sex session tonight!?
:silly:
Does curry effect others in such postive ways?
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Poppadums
portion of Onion Bhajis
" Samosas
" Chicken Tikka (only 4 small pieces)
Meat and Chicken Balti
A Curry Special ( :shock: )
1 Pillau Rice
1 Peshwari Nan Bread...
We ate the pops and starters... couldn't eat any more...
Had a chat and then went to bed and had fantastic 'top five' sex...
Sooooooo... we have the remainder of the feast to eat shortly... don'tcha just lurve microwaves...
I wonder if this means we'll have as good a sex session tonight!?
:silly:
Does curry effect others in such postive ways?
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Sex God
Quote by cutemids
celticq u must b nackerd cant belev u aint had ne thin to eat i got some meat n veg u could hav lol
eh :shock:
Sex God
Quote by AndyS-NE
celticq u must b nackerd cant belev u aint had ne thin to eat i got some meat n veg u could hav lol
Can anyone translate that for me please??
Translation reads:
Celticq, you adorable sexy scottish lady. After working as hard as that you must be worn out. I find it unbelievable and unacceptable that you have not had the lunch you so richly deserve. I am now placing my culinary skills at your disposal and I will prepare a feast to satisfy your hunger and encourage your libido! Then once you are satisfied I will relax you by massaging your aching feet before showing you my more erotic skills. xxx
Well that's what he would have put if he hadn't bought his keyboard from Nokia anyway!
Roger the Dragon
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