go and have a lie down jag i a dark room, its sunday after all
There are some LOVELY people on this site and it's such a shame that they don't take up the time of the Mods as much as the tossers do!!
So, do what Rocky suggested ages ago - send someone a lovely PM!
Me? I'm off to the drinks cupboard...
:2fingers: is this SMUG??
:smug: NO... this one's called 'smug' - just for you specially!!
*hates ironing*
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
good afternoon stoke couple anyone want to chat
You still about? We up for a chat...
R&D
Still waiting to hear from my kids ,so my Sunday morning kinda sux bigtime :cry:
At the top of the page on the right hand side you will see a list that includes PMs.
I think this is what you may be looking for.
If not then you need someone more techy than me - sorry
Jas
XXX
SHIT!! Is it Sunday already ?
yeah Dambuster , i'm fairly realistic about it , until eastenders finishes i have no chance of a phone call , lol .
Bloody great Sunday morning!!....Daughter number one, made some discoveries that pleased us all.
I stuck my head round her bedroom door this morning which is a very rare thing indeed as the sight normally makes me depressed...(where the f**k she gets the handgrenades from I will never know) because being fathers day, she wanted to give me a present, well a card and an I.O.U. for the present which she says,, will come next week when she gets paid, I think she will be skint after that cos if she means it this time, then its gonna be expensive stumping up for Fathers day, last Christmas and my last birthday all in one hit.
I ventured beyond the door bar between her room and the landing(classified as 'no mans land' in our house) for the first time in a year and struggled to stay on my feet as the stench hit me. (My frogmans mask and aqualung was in the garage unfortunately). Now I dont know about your kids, but it can't be healthy that Pizza, chinese takeaway and Cheesy Dorito's are a good bedtime snack. After getting the card and backing out, I suggested that a tidy up might be in order and guess what .......she did :shock:
It was during her tidy up that she made some discoveries that I hope will change her life. Discovery one was that the knobbly bits that are halfway down her legs and referred to as knees, bend and that by useing this bending technique you can reach the floor and pick things up. She was like a puppy with a new ball with this discovery and picked up more clothes than I've got hanging in the wardrobe.
The next problem for her, was where to put what she had just picked up, she asked her mum who suggested the wardrobe might be a good idea. After a few minutes looking, she came into our room to ask where the wardrobe was and was amazed when she discovered that the large wooden box as she discribed it, that stood in the corner of the room, that she had previousely used as a wheelie bin, was in fact a wardrobe and that you can hang clothes in it. The joy of this discovery was a wonder to see on her Pizza stained little face.
The next thing she tackled was the plates and cups that had been carefully arranged on the window sill so as not to leave any space for dust to settle. Initial attempts at removal proved impossible and she became a bit traumatised at the way the blue mould, transferred easily onto her night clothes, but undeterred she quickly discovered her third new thing which was, that by taking one of her shoes that had been kicked across the landing when she came in the previous night, it could be used as either a club or a prising bar to get the crockery off and down the stairs.
I followed her down and noted that as she passed the hoover, which daughter number two, had just finished useing, she brushed against the 'on switch'. Like a shot cat, she leapt into the air and clung to the stair bannister and wouldn't come down untill Dad had made the monster go away. I turned the hoover off and after some explaining, she decided to try it. I carried it upstairs for her and watched with fatherly pride (do you remember when your kids managed to do their shape ball) as she started to work out that the three sticky out things on the end of the lead, fitted perfectly into the three holes in the box on the walll. She then made another discovery. By turning it on and pushing it, all the crumbs bits of paper and other debris, could be removed from the floor ahhhh bless.
Mrs davej and I have discussed if showing her things like the iron, washing up bowl, bathroom cleaniNg stuff, would be of any benefit, but have decided that enough is enough for one day.
All in all a damn good Sunday.