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super markets , do people try an piss you off on purpous!!!!
tell you what used tesco online shoppin for the first time last week......brilliant cant fault em,even the delivery driver was curtious ....and the meats we ordered were second to none...rekon they went out an found the best bits....dont do a different major supermarkettho tried them and they are shit....meat was mingin/loads of thind=gs missin and didnt get as much for the same money
Mods Edit: Removed store name because of your slanderous comment, it is purely your opinion.
Mods Edit: Removed store name because of your slanderous comment, it is purely your opinion.
Sex God
Quote by quimninja305070
thind=gs
Am I missing summat here? What is it?
Sex God
Shopping FULL STOP is dino worse nightmare. :censored: :censored: :censored:
He changes into something strange :scared: :scared:
He changes into something strange :scared: :scared:
Sex God
When I lived in Canada, there was a super market that was so big, the floor staff wore roller blades. I kid you not.
To liven up the shopping experience, we used to throw m & m's on the floor. Ok, in hind sight, not a nice thing, but at the time we did have a giggle.
To liven up the shopping experience, we used to throw m & m's on the floor. Ok, in hind sight, not a nice thing, but at the time we did have a giggle.
Sex God
don't get me started on shoopin, never ever ever go shoppin with a woman. i too can do 2weeks shoppin in 15 minutes, any longer and the red mist decends. i used to be polite and say excuse me etc afraid i can't be arsed now i just push the trolley out the way. as for shoe shops i just dont get it???? how am i supposed to have an opinion about 5 pairs of shoes in the same colour an 99% the same style and which would look best with an outfit i saw 6 months ago 
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Happy Shopper My Arse!!!!
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:Happy Shopper My Arse!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
i too can do 2weeks shoppin in 15 minutes
Beer doesn't count as a food group.....despite what Homer J. might tell you
don't be silly, i can get pizza in that time as well.
Mmmmmmmmmmm pizza.......
Quote by quimninja305070
every time i go to a supermarket, it seems im the only one makin the effort to ....move outta the way, stow my trolly so people can browse the bit of shelf your next to, apologise etc.....y is everyone so f...ckin rude!
Channel 5 have a new tv programme coming out, it is called 'shopping victims' :rotflmao: It sounds like you have been a target. It is a candid camera type thing where your friends and relatives nominate you by sending in a picture and short profile of you, then when you go shopping they fill the supermarket with actors whose job it is to annoy you, then secret cameras film the reaction.
If you look on this website, they have the names of recent victims, along with a video steam of edited higlight moments. have a look and see if you are on it. It is hilarious anyway.
Shopping Victims Link
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Shopping FULL STOP is dino worse nightmare. :censored: :censored: :censored:
He changes into something strange :scared: :scared:
Thats only cos he has to go with you
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
Quote by freckledbird
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
She said, "what a jolly wheeze that was, how witty of you!"
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
She said, "what a jolly wheeze that was, how witty of you!"
And then kicked you in the nether regions? :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
She said, "what a jolly wheeze that was, how witty of you!"
And then kicked you in the nether regions? :lol:
No, far worse, just gave me one of those looks!
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
She said, "what a jolly wheeze that was, how witty of you!"
And then kicked you in the nether regions? :lol:
No, far worse, just gave me one of those looks!
Oooooooooooooo fuck :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
She said, "what a jolly wheeze that was, how witty of you!"
And then kicked you in the nether regions? :lol:
No, far worse, just gave me one of those looks!
take it you didn't get any that night?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Had great fun in a supermarket once, I can definately recommend you try it -
Popped a fart machine in my wifes bag, left her to go browsing and set it off when she was looking at the baked beans!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: what did she do to you when she found out?
She said, "what a jolly wheeze that was, how witty of you!"
And then kicked you in the nether regions? :lol:
No, far worse, just gave me one of those looks!
take it you didn't get any that night?
Of course I did, she cant resist me!
Particulalry when shes asleep!
I'm sorry to go against the flow, but . . . . . .
In fact - no I'm not.
WTF's wrong with you people ? ? ? ? ? ?
I absolutely love going into supermarkets.
Alone, or with a girl.
Have you never flirted silently with the other shoppers ? ? ? ? ? ?
Or verbally with the staff ? ? ? ? ? ?
Supermarkets are my all time favourite (vanilla) place to flirt.
Tell me this. When you've done, and need to choose which checkout to go to; what is the deciding factor ? Length of queue or check out bod ????
Come on own up !
One of the things that tickles me, is to be quietly happy/flirty at the checkout staffed by the most miserable, down in the mouth, humourless looking person.
My two most recent :
Tip: Try to look at the name badge before she speaks to you
Happy looking checkout.
Alone
"Would you like some help packing your bags, sir?"
"No thank you Amanda, it's something I really must learn to do"
When packing is finished (if successful
) to no-one in particular -
"There. Who said straight men can't pack shopping"
Accompanied
"Would you like some help packing your bags, sir?"
No thank you, Samantha. Because when she leaves me (nod to the person I was with) I'm going tp have to be able to manage it myself" Then look at "Samantha" with very sad hang dog eyes.
Okay - maybe you "had to be there"
Maybe you don't have or appreciate my own sense of humour,
but for me - supermarkets are fun places to be. So stop whining and get out there and pass on a few smiles. You never know what might happen when someone smiles back !
Disclaimers
1. Please don't fall into a hole and flame me for being homophobic.
2. I fully appreciate that my kids are now in their high teens and live with their mothers anyway.
3. As a single blokey type, I have the luxury of shopping when, and for what I want.
In fact - no I'm not.
WTF's wrong with you people ? ? ? ? ? ?
I absolutely love going into supermarkets.
Alone, or with a girl.
Have you never flirted silently with the other shoppers ? ? ? ? ? ?
Or verbally with the staff ? ? ? ? ? ?
Supermarkets are my all time favourite (vanilla) place to flirt.
Tell me this. When you've done, and need to choose which checkout to go to; what is the deciding factor ? Length of queue or check out bod ????
Come on own up !
One of the things that tickles me, is to be quietly happy/flirty at the checkout staffed by the most miserable, down in the mouth, humourless looking person.
My two most recent :
Tip: Try to look at the name badge before she speaks to you
Happy looking checkout.
Alone
"Would you like some help packing your bags, sir?"
"No thank you Amanda, it's something I really must learn to do"
When packing is finished (if successful
) to no-one in particular -"There. Who said straight men can't pack shopping"
Accompanied
"Would you like some help packing your bags, sir?"
No thank you, Samantha. Because when she leaves me (nod to the person I was with) I'm going tp have to be able to manage it myself" Then look at "Samantha" with very sad hang dog eyes.
Okay - maybe you "had to be there"
Maybe you don't have or appreciate my own sense of humour,
but for me - supermarkets are fun places to be. So stop whining and get out there and pass on a few smiles. You never know what might happen when someone smiles back !
Disclaimers
1. Please don't fall into a hole and flame me for being homophobic.
2. I fully appreciate that my kids are now in their high teens and live with their mothers anyway.
3. As a single blokey type, I have the luxury of shopping when, and for what I want.
if there's one thing I can't tolerate, it's intolerance.
Hypocrisy. Now that's OK.
No really. I'm very angry today and enjoying every minute of it. I can't stand intolerance.
...nur nur blah blah..illegal immigrants....blah blah..house prices..nur blah... cna't meet anybody... nur blah. it's so hot.... blah blah nurr.. must eat 5 veg a day...get more exercise.. must do better... decorate spare bedroom... traffic jams... shit porn... bad hair cuts.. reality TV.. animal cruelty.. war attrocities...people who flash their lights at you in the fast lane... trolley rgae. All these things suck.
Will EVERYONE STOP MOANING and SHUT THE FUCK UP... Including me.. I think i'm going fucking nuts...
Enjoy your family. Enjoy your friends. Celebrate the health you have. If you got it. Roll a joint
and.. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Hypocrisy. Now that's OK.
No really. I'm very angry today and enjoying every minute of it. I can't stand intolerance.
...nur nur blah blah..illegal immigrants....blah blah..house prices..nur blah... cna't meet anybody... nur blah. it's so hot.... blah blah nurr.. must eat 5 veg a day...get more exercise.. must do better... decorate spare bedroom... traffic jams... shit porn... bad hair cuts.. reality TV.. animal cruelty.. war attrocities...people who flash their lights at you in the fast lane... trolley rgae. All these things suck.
Will EVERYONE STOP MOANING and SHUT THE FUCK UP... Including me.. I think i'm going fucking nuts...
Enjoy your family. Enjoy your friends. Celebrate the health you have. If you got it. Roll a joint
and.. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
if there's one thing I can't tolerate, it's intolerance.
Hypocrisy. Now that's OK.
No really. I'm very angry today and enjoying every minute of it. I can't stand intolerance.
...nur nur blah blah..illegal immigrants....blah blah..house prices..nur blah... cna't meet anybody... nur blah. it's so hot.... blah blah nurr.. must eat 5 veg a day...get more exercise.. must do better... decorate spare bedroom... traffic jams... shit porn... bad hair cuts.. reality TV.. animal cruelty.. war attrocities...people who flash their lights at you in the fast lane... trolley rgae. All these things suck.
Will EVERYONE STOP MOANING and SHUT THE FUCK UP... Including me.. I think i'm going fucking nuts...
Enjoy your family. Enjoy your friends. Celebrate the health you have. If you got it. Roll a joint
and.. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
think you need a little less speed my friend, do you have a fetish for being knocked into time and again by tossers who think they have more right to be there than you, wheres the tolerence for this thread biatch
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
I'm sorry to go against the flow, but . . . . . .
In fact - no I'm not.
WTF's wrong with you people ? ? ? ? ? ?
I absolutely love going into supermarkets.
Alone, or with a girl.
Have you never flirted silently with the other shoppers ? ? ? ? ? ?
Or verbally with the staff ? ? ? ? ? ?
Supermarkets are my all time favourite (vanilla) place to flirt.
Tell me this. When you've done, and need to choose which checkout to go to; what is the deciding factor ? Length of queue or check out bod ????
Come on own up !
One of the things that tickles me, is to be quietly happy/flirty at the checkout staffed by the most miserable, down in the mouth, humourless looking person.
My two most recent :
Tip: Try to look at the name badge before she speaks to you
Happy looking checkout.
Alone
"Would you like some help packing your bags, sir?"
"No thank you Amanda, it's something I really must learn to do"
When packing is finished (if successful
"There. Who said straight men can't pack shopping"
Accompanied
"Would you like some help packing your bags, sir?"
No thank you, Samantha. Because when she leaves me (nod to the person I was with) I'm going tp have to be able to manage it myself" Then look at "Samantha" with very sad hang dog eyes.
Okay - maybe you "had to be there"
Maybe you don't have or appreciate my own sense of humour,
but for me - supermarkets are fun places to be. So stop whining and get out there and pass on a few smiles. You never know what might happen when someone smiles back !
Disclaimers
1. Please don't fall into a hole and flame me for being homophobic.
2. I fully appreciate that my kids are now in their high teens and live with their mothers anyway.
3. As a single blokey type, I have the luxury of shopping when, and for what I want.
Why's she called Amanda if yer on yer own but Samantha if yer accompanied??
Some people just don't explain themselves properly do they!! Too much munching if you ask me!! Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Shopping FULL STOP is dino worse nightmare. :censored: :censored: :censored:
He changes into something strange :scared: :scared:
Thats only cos he has to go with you
Why would i want a grumpy man to come shopping with me
Sexpert
Not sure about the people so much,but those trollies can be a pain.I always seem to get the one that wants to go in a totally different diection to where I want to go. 
