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Drewxcore
Sex God
By request i have started this group, as yet we have six members.
Drewxcore
Gothic Punk
Dlep
Amber
Dirtygirlie
Lost
Anyone with surgery to moan about can join the group just to piss and moan to thier hearts content x
Gothic_punk
Sexlightened
That was quick.
Tell us about pus and scars. You _know_ reading about those are the reasons you joined a swinging site :>
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Gothic-punk
That was quick.
Tell us about pus and scars. You _know_ reading about those are the resons you joined a swinging site :>

i realise i spelt the topic name wrong....but ummm.....what is it u just said ?
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
By request i have started this group, as yet we have two members.
Drewxcore
Gothic Punk
Anyone with surgery to moan about can join the group just to piss and moan to thier hearts content x

I had surgery at the age of two, to remove a Blood clot from an artery into the Brain (yes... I do have one rolleyes )
My gripe is that although it's saved my life, my hair line on my neck is forever ruined!
(Okay, okay I can't see it it....but even so....lol )
Gothic_punk
Sexlightened
I just spelled -everything_ wrong. I have edited it to be spelt right, but it still makes no sense. Thats part of the fun, though!
Amber
Orgasminator
Can I have a moan.... I have just had major stomach surgery and am slowly healing - during which time I am catching every virus going........
I can't wait to get back to full health - hopefully it won't be long but until then........ moan, moan, moan!! biggrin
Dirtygirly
Sex God
I've had surgery three times...
Had all four wisdom teeth removed!
Had my tonsils removed!
And the other one was for girlie shit that you probably don't need to know! biggrin
Lost
Sex God
Walked into Hospital. Had surgery. Supposed to be in and out in 3/4 days - went wrong. Lots of shite Coma and ICU for what seemed like ever. Took 3 months in hospital. Then bed bound for 6 months. Still not able to fricken work and its 18 months later !!
Stll seeing community nurses regularily. Got drugs for the rest of... Still get BAD nightmares/hallucinations gonna have probs for the rest of my natural....Almost pass out with going through Hospital doors now. Cant face looking at circular flourescent lights. Bleeps n buzzes can make me wince.
Used to have a thing about nurses uniforms now i still got a thing for em but not quite the same :cry: they make me shiver sad
Found out some great stuff though regarding value of friends and family. Found out that i love me mrs more than i will ever ever ever be able to tell or show her. She held my hand through a long long sightless voiceless feelingless dark time. Kept me the right side of madness.
Saying this the alternative was not worth thinking of :shock: Thanks too the people who worked for and on me the people of the NHS can't knock em!
God this is a miserable gripe :(
Drewxcore
Sex God
The guy in the hospital bed next to me was a drug addict and a dick,he was giving the nurses grief. The senior staff nurse was lovelly, she looked after me for the duration of my stay, he was being a dick to her....i swear if i wasnt swollen and half dead idve had him there and then. Those nurses are lovelly, especially that one x
Unknown User
Had 4 operations on my left arm to repair snapped tendons.....not a pleasant experience :cry:
Calista
Sex God
I'm going in on the 13th April (yup it's a friday :scaredsmile so I'll join after that date ;)
Cx
Steve
Sex God
Had an angiagram(sp?) cpl of years ago and since then the artery in my arm has reduced in size and I now suffer with a lack of grip both in strength and duration...
The actual corrective surgery I underwent left me with no real lasting effects other than I do cramp up at inoportune times sometimes...
Unknown User
Quote by Mallock2006
Had an angiagram(sp?) cpl of years ago and since then the artery in my arm has reduced in size and I now suffer with a lack of grip both in strength and duration...
The actual corrective surgery I underwent left me with no real lasting effects other than I do cramp up at inoportune times sometimes...

So does that mean you have to get someone to grip for you wink
Louise xx
Steve
Sex God
Quote by louise_and_joe
Had an angiagram(sp?) cpl of years ago and since then the artery in my arm has reduced in size and I now suffer with a lack of grip both in strength and duration...
The actual corrective surgery I underwent left me with no real lasting effects other than I do cramp up at inoportune times sometimes...

So does that mean you have to get someone to grip for you wink
Louise xx
Not always but I'm open to offers ;-)
Unknown User
Three ceseareans for me resulting in three beautiful children but a bloody horrible scar sad
Louise xx
swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
ive had 3 c-sections too but arnt worried about the scar, was gutted when i had the last one as i asked for a 3 in 1. c-section,sterilisation and a tummy tuck.....still 2 out of 3 aint bad :giggle:
Had a Laparoscopy and that has left horrid scars, but hey ho my tummy is like a map of the world anyhow redface
Nicky
Unknown User
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
ive had 3 c-sections too but arnt worried about the scar, was gutted when i had the last one as i asked for a 3 in 1. c-section,sterilisation and a tummy tuck.....still 2 out of 3 aint bad :giggle:
Had a Laparoscopy and that has left horrid scars, but hey ho my tummy is like a map of the world anyhow redface
Nicky

And in which direction would it point me?
Down? :rascal:
Louise xx
sercher01
Sex God
i had 18 inches of metle put in my right leg about 2years ago
now i cant walk threw an airport detector without half the quick reaction team aresting me rolleyes
WolfsRidingRed
Sexpert
only 1 emergency c-section but a lovely partial keloid! now i sound appealing too!
Unknown User
I had my tubes done in a 'I don't want any more babies, no Siree' type of op. Does that count? biggrin
Have my name on the loooooooooong waiting list for a hysterectomy though I reckon I'd have gone through the bleeding menopause by the time my name's called confused
Unknown User
Had my nose put straight(ish) anfter breaking it 1989
Apendectomy in 1999
and
A small bowel resection (about one meter removed) in 2005
Unknown User
Last year I had a D&C, womb-oscopy (cant remember the right name) & polypectomy - the surgery nicked a fibroid so i was bleeding for a month afterwards, but WELL worth it. lol
ps was going to say why, but I dont feel confortable talking about ladies' things on here, it's not the done thing, is it? Tho I dont see why not... wink
Unknown User
Can you add me?
1)I had a C -Section as both myself and my unborn were seriously ill, luckily she survived, bless her!.. but I've been left with horrible complications and have years of laparoscopy ops not to mention being left with endometreosis etc..!
2)I have a heart defect that has a daft name, basically it beats extra beats now and then and causes constant palpitations.
3)I have serious carpel tunnel at min and waiting an operation any day now. Jay reckons I've been playing too much! :shock: I don't know what he means!
lol
sercher01
Sex God
i had a frontal lobotomy then joined this site . met you lot and feel right at home rolleyes
the electric shock treatment can be a bit of a pain at times
but im getting used to it :taz:
:giggle:
casmackitty
Warming the Bed
Reckon the number of times surgeons have attacked me in recent years they trying to make their own A-Z.
Now detest hospitals and need to be dragged kicking and screaming as a last resort.
:smile2:
Unknown User
Mrs DDs lower back ( ) is held together with 8 bolts and 2 plates and a spinal fusion a little bit further up. All repair work following a major accident at work. It took 7 years to get it sorted. sad
Me... well, apart from a few broken bones (self inflicted!) My only bodily invasion was to have 4 impacted wisdom teeth removed... rolleyes
So.... can we be members??? pretty please with knobs on!! :bounce:
Garfield1
Sex God
Seeing as i'm in the OR four days a week can i join lol
Last week i had:
Four ORIFs
three k-wire
a couple of DHS
some cannulated screws
must have been four TKR and THR
one arthroscopy
and a osteotomy
:giggle:
shydevil
Sexlightened
Quote by felixx1416
Seeing as i'm in the OR four days a week can i join lol
Last week i had:
Four ORIFs
three k-wire
a couple of DHS
some cannulated screws
must have been four TKR and THR
one arthroscopy
and a osteotomy
:giggle:

errrr english please dear rolleyes :roll:
Drewxcore
Sex God
Right, i could edit the first post but i cant be fagged so the list of members so far is....
Drewxcore
Gothic Punk
Dlep
Amber
Dirtygirlie
Lost
Goram1979
Mallock2006
Louise_and_joe
Swing_fun_couple
Sercher01
Swindonnewbies
Sassy-Seren
Goose35
Cherrytree
Jaymar
Casmackitty
Shark
Felix (hes one of *them*)
Tunessecence
I was a caeserian (sp?) birth so i'm one of those little blighters that insisted on coming into the world in a blaze of bloody glory, exactly how i intend to leave it :twisted: