Surveys!!!! Are they for real????

Warming the Bed

0 likes 18 Feb 2004

Hi all
Seeing as this site now boasts a membership countrywide.... if not wider still!!! I thought I'd ask your comments re a very very recent survey.
It would seem from a survey of 5,000 people (quite where they find all these people is beyond me. All I'm ever surveyed on is....have you heard of our new credit card.....only 1000% interest...would you like half a dozen.....or.....have you thought of switching from BT to can to can telecoms......)...anyway to continue....
Results of survey indicate CUMBRIA to be the best place in Britain to live if regular nookie is what floats your boat!!!
On average, each Cumbrian (Is that a proper decription of someone who lives in Cumbria???? Hmmmm could start another thread on that alone!!)
enjoys sex 165 per year....more than 3 times a week.....
Whereas....poor ole Dorset(onians).......suffer an appalling average of a mere 115 romps per year....
So come on.......does anyone know better??????
Now what month was it I last marked that calendar??????

DJohn

Sex God

0 likes 18 Feb 2004

I must be doing terrible things to the north-east's average. Is it possible for these things to be negative?

Northants_guy

Forum Virgin

0 likes 19 Feb 2004

Of course, 93.7% of people think surveys are a waste of time, and 86.7% of that sample never fill them in!
:-)

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 19 Feb 2004

20% of all car accidents involve drunk drivers.
So does that mean if you get behind your wheel when sober, you're 80% more likely to have an accident? confused

:? :?

SecretSquirrel

Warming the Bed

0 likes 19 Feb 2004

If 30% of women enjoy sex and 70% of men like sex
does that mean squirrels don't get any?
How many people would have an x change
It might make sense but you might need to read it 30% more to grasp it!
sad unsexed squirrel from Beechwood

Mjb

Warming the Bed

0 likes 19 Feb 2004

Driving Facts.....
92% of fatal accidents involve men.
Now to me.....that suggests these are CAUSED by 8% of women!!!!!