Swap Auction

28 Aug 2005

There are so many peeps on here with all sorts of Talents!
So what I thought .....................is how about a swap Auction :bounce:
I can offer 2 hours of my time.............. to help those cares ............. that have to look after there family that are disabled......to give them a rest....................... I have all the training and qualifications needed
For exchange I would like some one who can give me a head massaged! .............. or rub in a all over tan!.............. women only please with this one!.....you will have to live in Leicester............... or Notts!...............
Now I no all you lot so well now.. biggrin

........... that the first thing that came into your head was sex! rolleyes

But that is not on ok :small-print:
This is a Genuine post!!!! :jagsatwork:
So what have you to offer???.....and what are you willing to exchange?

28 Aug 2005

Nice one debs, shame you so far away
well i can offer, massage(trained), reflexology(trained), indian head massage(training)
help with special needs kids (more than qualified) emotional and practical, dog training (qualified), secretarial skills(qualified), book-keeping(qualified)
and all those things a mom does.
What do I need in return, someone to install a new heating system, lay a foundation for a shed, and help to sort the garden out.
On a not serious note.....offering a sexual talent ;) in return for a man that can go for hours and hours without cuming........pmsl

28 Aug 2005

Personally i'm not sure offering to look after a disabled family member on a swingers site is a good idea, i can see some people coping this idea who are not 100% genuine and i dread to think what intentions they may have

28 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i'm not sure offering to look after a disabled family member on a swingers site is a good idea, i can see some people coping this idea who are not 100% genuine and i dread to think what intentions they may have

please give me some intelligents!

28 Aug 2005

Ok at the risk of feeling very inferior to Kazswallows I can offer a full body massage,
or childcare - no qualifications but 14 years lookin after them ex cub leader, pre scholl leder etc!
partner with HUGE amounts of computer knowledge and expertise.
Not sure what I want in return I wil let you know when i have thought of something!!!!!!!

28 Aug 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Nice one debs, shame you so far away
well i can offer, massage(trained), reflexology(trained), indian head massage(training)
help with special needs kids (more than qualified) emotional and practical, dog training (qualified), secretarial skills(qualified), book-keeping(qualified)
and all those things a mom does.
What do I need in return, someone to install a new heating system, lay a foundation for a shed, and help to sort the garden out.
On a not serious note.....offering a sexual talent ;) in return for a man that can go for hours and hours without cuming........pmsl

Oh nooooo! And I was trying to give you the 'real thing' in Notts redface

ops: I'm embarrassed - you'll have to do me next time!! :twisted:

28 Aug 2005

Sorry guys - bartering your skills is not allowed on here. This isn't 'Exchange and Mart'.
Thread locked.
Mal

28 Aug 2005

But Mal, I need someone to come and look at my dish washer sad

28 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
But Mal, I need someone to come and look at my dish washer

Why? Has he refused to do them again??? confused

:? :? :? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why? Has he refused to do them again??? :? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

No, you just need to come look cos he is hysterical in pink rubber gloves and a pinny :lol: