Swap Auction

28 Aug 2005

There are so many peeps on here with all sorts of Talents!
So what I thought .....................is how about a swap Auction :bounce:
I can offer 2 hours of my time.............. to help those cares ............. that have to look after there family that are disabled......to give them a rest....................... I have all the training and qualifications needed
For exchange I would like some one who can give me a head massaged! .............. or rub in a all over tan!.............. women only please with this one!.....you will have to live in Leicester............... or Notts!...............
Now I no all you lot so well now.. biggrin

........... that the first thing that came into your head was sex! rolleyes

But that is not on ok :small-print:
This is a Genuine post!!!! :jagsatwork:
So what have you to offer???.....and what are you willing to exchange?

28 Aug 2005

Nice one debs, shame you so far away
well i can offer, massage(trained), reflexology(trained), indian head massage(training)
help with special needs kids (more than qualified) emotional and practical, dog training (qualified), secretarial skills(qualified), book-keeping(qualified)
and all those things a mom does.
What do I need in return, someone to install a new heating system, lay a foundation for a shed, and help to sort the garden out.
On a not serious note.....offering a sexual talent ;) in return for a man that can go for hours and hours without cuming........pmsl

28 Aug 2005

Personally i'm not sure offering to look after a disabled family member on a swingers site is a good idea, i can see some people coping this idea who are not 100% genuine and i dread to think what intentions they may have

28 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i'm not sure offering to look after a disabled family member on a swingers site is a good idea, i can see some people coping this idea who are not 100% genuine and i dread to think what intentions they may have

please give me some intelligents!

28 Aug 2005

Ok at the risk of feeling very inferior to Kazswallows I can offer a full body massage,
or childcare - no qualifications but 14 years lookin after them ex cub leader, pre scholl leder etc!
partner with HUGE amounts of computer knowledge and expertise.
Not sure what I want in return I wil let you know when i have thought of something!!!!!!!

28 Aug 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Nice one debs, shame you so far away
well i can offer, massage(trained), reflexology(trained), indian head massage(training)
help with special needs kids (more than qualified) emotional and practical, dog training (qualified), secretarial skills(qualified), book-keeping(qualified)
and all those things a mom does.
What do I need in return, someone to install a new heating system, lay a foundation for a shed, and help to sort the garden out.
On a not serious note.....offering a sexual talent ;) in return for a man that can go for hours and hours without cuming........pmsl

Oh nooooo! And I was trying to give you the 'real thing' in Notts redface

I'm embarrassed - you'll have to do me next time!! :twisted:

28 Aug 2005

Sorry guys - bartering your skills is not allowed on here. This isn't 'Exchange and Mart'.
Thread locked.
Mal

28 Aug 2005

But Mal, I need someone to come and look at my dish washer sad

28 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
But Mal, I need someone to come and look at my dish washer

Why? Has he refused to do them again??? confused

28 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why? Has he refused to do them again???

No, you just need to come look cos he is hysterical in pink rubber gloves and a pinny lol