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Sex God
The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.
The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice one venus!
there's definitely an FFM going on there with the cherries. look like twins too! very kinky!not sure about sex with a lemon? might sting a bit? a nice ripe canteloupe, maybe, but lemons, no!
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.
The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice one venus!
there's definitely an FFM going on there with the cherries. look like twins too! very kinky!not sure about sex with a lemon? might sting a bit? a nice ripe canteloupe, maybe, but lemons, no!
neil x x x ;)
I dunno Neil ... a lemon round here is slang for a lesbian or woman who swings both ways .... both think I'll argue too much about sex with a lemon :twisted:
Sex God
I nearly keeled over when one of the children in my 3rd grade class in Denmark handed me a box of these sweets called "spunk".
They really do exsist and they are very popular!
They are often liquorice flavoured and very very strong. I was nearly sick after eating one, much to the amusement of my scandianvian little angels.
You got the winegum variety which aren't so bad.
They really do exsist and they are very popular!
They are often liquorice flavoured and very very strong. I was nearly sick after eating one, much to the amusement of my scandianvian little angels.
You got the winegum variety which aren't so bad.
Sex God
Yes, I think I said you had the winegum variety. They aren't so disgusting as the liquorice ones.
I shall bring some back with me so you can all have a try at the next gathering after christmas!
They have some really funny things in scandinavian food.
The worst was Norweigan Raindeer Balls!
I shall bring some back with me so you can all have a try at the next gathering after christmas!
They have some really funny things in scandinavian food.
The worst was Norweigan Raindeer Balls!
Sex God
Quote by Poohbear
Hey fem_manc,
You would be alright with these ones they are fruit flavoured.
pineapple flavour by any chance? d'ya get it? you know . . pineapple . . and . . erm . . i'll fetch me coat!
neil x x x ;)
When we were in the shop of Newquay Aquarium, we were looking at the fish shaped sweets there.. I jokingly said to Mrs VCee3, "I wonder if they've got chocolate starfish?" and totally straight she said, "Mmm, Yeah. I bet they're yummy.... What?"
I was so tempted to not giggle and get her to go up and ask the kid on the till for them!
Quote by GregLondon
I once shoved a load of Rolos up a woman's fanny... and I was eating her out and enjoying the Rolos. But then when I got down to the last Rolo, I told my girlfriend she could have it.
Why? Because I'm a romantic.
Until I read this I thought romance had died.. and people were shaggin its corpse.
Nothing says romance like sharing your last rolo, but I don't think it will get made into a TV ad in this country... perhaps the crazy germans would tho....
Orgasminator
Quote by GregLondon
I once shoved a load of Rolos up a woman's fanny... and I was eating her out and enjoying the Rolos. But then when I got down to the last Rolo, I told my girlfriend she could have it.
LOL I did this once and my ex complained saying 'Did you have to shove so many up!"
