Swimwear- what to wear?

13 Jun 2007

My Mark Spitz swimming trunks wink

have finally given up the ghost. So I trooped into a sports shop to purchase replacements
Oh my god the choice. What should I get? confused

Black Speedos, swimming shorts, shorts to above the knee, shorts below the knee, 3/4 length shorts????
For that matter what does a well turned woman where? One piece swimsuit, bikini, tankini (whatever they are :shock: )? :?
What should a well turned out hunk be wearing on the beach this summer? biggrin

:D

13 Jun 2007

Personally I would say a definite NO to Speedos. I think men look nice in trunks that are like short shorts, or even the longer shorts.
As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles! lol

13 Jun 2007

We have the nudist beach here in Brighton so fashion sense doesn't come into it! lol

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Kiss
As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Pete_sw

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

Nowt wrong with hairy bellies Pete, I'm married to one :lol:

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Pete_sw

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

Noooooooooo!
For Gods sake keep em on!!!!!!!
Au natural is not a good look for the likes of us Pete.

13 Jun 2007

Quote by firelizard

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

Nowt wrong with hairy bellies Pete, I'm married to one :lol:
kiss

Quote by Stormwalker
Noooooooooo!
For Gods sake keep em on!!!!!!!
Au natural is not a good look for the likes of us Pete.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: now that I needed cheers mate :thumbup:

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Pete_sw

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

You know what I'm talking about.. and it ain't you! :lol:
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Kiss

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

You know what I'm talking about.. and it ain't you! :lol:
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

:undecided: I was trying to imagine and failing miserably to see how that poor chap would be able to climb into a hammock, when Stormy kindly informed me that a banana hammock is something you wear rotflmao

13 Jun 2007

Quote by firelizard

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

You know what I'm talking about.. and it ain't you! :lol:
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

:undecided: I was trying to imagine and failing miserably to see how that poor chap would be able to climb into a hammock, when Stormy kindly informed me that a banana hammock is something you wear

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fire! kiss

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Kiss

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

You know what I'm talking about.. and it ain't you! :lol:
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

I think he maybe wearing one already :shock:

13 Jun 2007

Keeno, if you wore a pair of Speedo's I'd never speak to you again! lol

I like to see men in cargo type shorts for wandering around, other than that it's just the normal swim shorts (kind of above the knee).
For us ladies, it's a tankini (for the bad days) and a bikini all the way... cool

13 Jun 2007

Quote by firelizard

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

Nowt wrong with hairy bellies Pete, I'm married to one :lol:
Same here ~ :lol:

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Kiss

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

You know what I'm talking about.. and it ain't you! :lol:
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

or worse... a thong! :shock: We've just come back from a week's break abroad and believe me, some men actually think this look is easy on the eye!

13 Jun 2007

Quote by jaymar

As long as you haven't got a hairy beer gut hanging over the waist-band you should be just fine in most styles!

<<<<<<< Bins his cut off Levi's bolt

You know what I'm talking about.. and it ain't you! :lol:
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

or worse... a thong! :shock: We've just come back from a week's break abroad and believe me, some men actually think this look is easy on the eye!
EEeeeewwwwwwww I can't stand thongs on men!!!! surprised

ops: did I over react then?? I don't often have strong opinions on what folk wear, but I'm sorry but this REALLY does not do it for me at all. No way nada!!!!!!

13 Jun 2007

Definitely got to be a thong Keeno with that bum ... you can't dare cover it up with a speedo silly

hwoar:
DD biggrin

13 Jun 2007

There comes a time in every man's life when he has to admit that his once proud chest has slumped down a bit :cry: . That his six-pack is in fact a party seven :cry: :cry:
Black speedos - mutton and lamb come mind. :shock:
Thong - sore arse is the thought :shock: :shock:
So its swimming shorts then. wink

13 Jun 2007

So girls form an orderly queue to put the suntan lotion on him lol

DD

13 Jun 2007

Keeno
Good old shorts, above knee (mutton comes to mind if trying to be too "surfer dude"). Plain and simple. Like jaymar I would never speak to you again if you wore Speedos! Yuk as are thongs on men no matter how great the arse is. rolleyes

pink x

13 Jun 2007

Quote by Kiss
To be fair - would you want to see this guy in a banana hammock? :shock: :lol2:

Is it the beard?

13 Jun 2007

definatly no speedos please no speedos smile

13 Jun 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Keeno
Good old shorts, above knee (mutton comes to mind if trying to be too "surfer dude"). Plain and simple. Like jaymar I would never speak to you again if you wore Speedos! Yuk as are thongs on men no matter how great the arse is.
pink x

I promise not to wear speedos wink

13 Jun 2007

Quote by lyns
definatly no speedos please no speedos

Alright already no speedos biggrin

Now what about the ladies :rascal: ? A tankini. Ooooo the glimpse of flesh where the top doesn't meet the bottom mmmmm :D

13 Jun 2007

I mean.........Do ya REALLY want to look like this?????
:shock: :scared:

13 Jun 2007

My case in point :laughabove:

13 Jun 2007

lp

13 Jun 2007

Quote by keeno
definatly no speedos please no speedos

Alright already no speedos biggrin

Now what about the ladies :rascal: ? A tankini. Ooooo the glimpse of flesh where the top doesn't meet the bottom mmmmm :D
Nooooooo... that's where our little bellies push the top up, and this of course is why we remain lying down most of the time! rotflmao

14 Jun 2007

mmm the chance to see you in any kinda swim wear would be great jay!! biggrin

14 Jun 2007

Quote by aj1980
mmm the chance to see you in any kinda swim wear would be great jay!!

you say the sweetest things aj xx

14 Jun 2007

why thank you gorgeous!!
sooooo what u gunna wear then wink