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For those of you that have visited those illustrious establishments and found them fun but in some way wanting . Im sure this may have been discussed before , but we cant find it and were quite new .
So what things would you all love to find at your perfect swinging clubs ?
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Well all your friends from here , with all the girls in stockings :shock: , and none of the men in thongs :scared: would make a great start anywhere . biggrin
All the women to say 'great, another single guy! :P '
Mal
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All the women to say 'great, another single guy! :P '
Mal
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Great, another single guy!!!
Does that count? :twisted:
The perfect swingers club..... ah, heaven! lol .... OK, my perfect club would be like this:
Women (yes, it's always women) would not be allowed in if they "tut" when they see a gang bang or something similar developing. I've seen too many stuck up types tut and pull faces when others are genuinely enjoying themselves. They should lighten up, it's a sex club for fuck's sake mad ... Oh yeah, and ponsing around in fancy gear may do it for some, but go somewhere else to do it and let the genuine swingers have sex in peace :x
Only bi men would be allowed in at all times, and they would want to suck each other's cocks constantly, all night :twisted: cool ..... OK, I might let a few straight geezers in now and again, but they would have to pay double flipa :grin:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, that's it really.... as long as everyone's horny and having a good time, that's good enough for me 8-)
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All the women to say 'great, another single guy! :P '
Mal
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Is that instead of "Great, another single guy" rolleyes
:P lol
They all sound like kewl ideas , but we really meant the club itself , not the people in it . We ALL have a wish list in that way lol xx
some one to hand feed me chocolate while i was lay down getting my breath back! :twisted:
and what about an "official wiper upper" (pm for job description! wink ), would save me having to carry mw own wet wipes! biggrin