Swingers Chat up Codes?

11 Apr 2005

Being fairly new to the wonderful world of sports, I was wondering if any of the older (more experienced) hands, fingertips, lips...whatever, know of chat up lines for non swinging locations to identify other like minded persons?
You know, in the steam room at the gym; wandering among the jars at Tesco's, on the stool across the bar, you notice an interesting other who smiles back.
Rather than; lovely and warm isn't it.....I mean your clit if I pulled down your towel and stroke it with my tongue, or, sorry can I reach over and grab that chocolate sauce......which I'm sure would taste fantastic on your erect nipples, or, do you come here for a drink often....because you seem like the sort of BBW that would often like to drink my cum. rotflmao

Is there such an animal as a code?
If there isn't, there should be.
Any suggestions? confused

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11 Apr 2005

Quote by AndrewScarp
Being fairly new to the wonderful world of sports, I was wondering if any of the older (more experienced) hands, fingertips, lips...whatever, :

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11 Apr 2005

Right, i'm off to Tesco's to give it a whirl!!!

11 Apr 2005

Not a line anyone has ever used on me in Tesco, and I work there!

11 Apr 2005

Well if you are in supermarket two shakes of left leg and a dive across the fish fingers tends to work quite well,but 9 times out of 10 you are usually ejected by security.
Good luck. biggrin

11 Apr 2005

I'm sure you'd get a slap from the most hardened of swingers if you used those crap lines anyway, so I wouldn't bother trying anything like that.
There is no special code btw
confused

11 Apr 2005

Try
'Do you want a shag?'
and see what reaction you get :twisted: :twisted:

11 Apr 2005

Quote by bouncyx
Not a line anyone has ever used on me in Tesco, and I work there!

I prefer Kwik Save women.........No Frills!

11 Apr 2005

Thanks Tool, Now everyone knows how cheap I am!! mad

11 Apr 2005

Quote by bouncyx
Not a line anyone has ever used on me in Tesco, and I work there!

So when the checkout person offer me a hand with my packing, they just mean my shopping??? :shock:

11 Apr 2005

thank goodness I do alll my Tesco shopping online.
D'you think Jaime Oliver uses those lines when he's in Sainsbury's?

11 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
D'you think Jaime Oliver uses those lines when he's in Sainsbury's?

Wouldn't be able to understand him if he did. Fat-tongued, mod tosser.

11 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
D'you think Jaime Oliver uses those lines when he's in Sainsbury's?

Only on thursday nights. Thursday night is pulling night in Sainsbury's. You indicate you're on the pull by having a bottle of Matheus RosÃ© clearly displayed in your basket.

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
D'you think Jaime Oliver uses those lines when he's in Sainsbury's?

Wouldn't be able to understand him if he did. Fat-tongued, mod tosser.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Apr 2005

I don't think swingers' chat-up codes would work - I think a better idea would be a website just for swingers, so that they could communicate with each other online.
Mike.

11 Apr 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
I don't think swingers' chat-up codes would work - I think a better idea would be a website just for swingers, so that they could communicate with each other online.
Mike.

A radical idea there Mike. Do you know of the existence of such a website?
One that's free, of course, and doesn't spam you with ads for viagra and paysites? ;)

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I don't think swingers' chat-up codes would work - I think a better idea would be a website just for swingers, so that they could communicate with each other online.
Mike.

A radical idea there Mike. Do you know of the existence of such a website?
One that's free, of course, and doesn't spam you with ads for viagra and paysites? ;)
think there may be one.......roundabout heaven....swinging hell.......roundabout hell........nope i got it..........................
SWINGING HEAVEN :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Fat-tongued, mod tosser.

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11 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Fat-tongued, mod tosser.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must admit to having read that line a few times before I clicked LOL
C x