Swingers Stories

25 Apr 2007

I've been sat at work bored a bit today and thought i'd have a little flick through the supposed 'real life' stories......
Now, forgive me for being cynical, but what a load of crap the majority of them are!! There are a few which are semi believable but most are surely written by some bloke sitting in dreamland wishing that what he was typing away merrily was actually going to happen.....
Still, they kept me entertained for approx 3 mins til i got bored again lol

25 Apr 2007

Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done? lol

25 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done?

Nooooo! Why don't you write one and show us how it's done :rascal:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done?

Nooooo! Why don't you write one and show us how it's done :rascal:
Oooo yes I'm meant to be sending you a PM. redface

I promise I will when I have the time. What would you like me to write about? :rascal:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done?

:lol:
I could do....but it wouldnt be half the fantasy stuff thats written in there, besides, i'm too discreet to do a thing like that.
plus the missus would kill me if she knew i was divulging our secrets to all and sundry

25 Apr 2007

Someone recently was using my user name and writing stories :shock:
My poor pm didn't know what had hit it!! lol

It seems I have a bed sit and shag guys behind my husbands back!! :shock: :shock:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done?

Nooooo! Why don't you write one and show us how it's done :rascal:
I did write one based on about 10% fact but then i put it in the fiction section biggrin

Was one of the hardest things i did made me cringe reading it back too!! Especially the 10% of it that actually happened redface

Seriously have a go it aint easy! I innitialy did mine as a challenge. I dont think I could do another though

25 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done?

Nooooo! Why don't you write one and show us how it's done :rascal:
Oooo yes I'm meant to be sending you a PM. redface

I promise I will when I have the time. What would you like me to write about? :rascal:
Hmmmmm, suprise me. I am being pretty submissive right now though ... innocent

Sarah wrote
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:
Someone recently was using my user name and writing stories icon_
My poor pm didn't know what had hit it!! icon_
It seems I have a bed sit and shag guys behind my husbands back!! icon_ icon_

Only guys? :cry:
:lol:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by Sarah
Someone recently was using my user name and writing stories :shock:
My poor pm didn't know what had hit it!!
It seems I have a bed sit and shag guys behind my husbands back!! :shock: :shock:

:shock: So who was I with in the bed sit then?!! :doh:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Why don't you write one then and show everyone how it's done?

Nooooo! Why don't you write one and show us how it's done :rascal:
Oooo yes I'm meant to be sending you a PM. redface

I promise I will when I have the time. What would you like me to write about? :rascal:
Hmmmmm, suprise me. I am being pretty submissive right now though ... innocent

Well when I have time to sit and write (it takes effort!) about you, for you, it will be my pleasure. And worth waiting for I hope. :grin:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
Someone recently was using my user name and writing stories :shock:
My poor pm didn't know what had hit it!!
It seems I have a bed sit and shag guys behind my husbands back!! :shock: :shock:

:shock: So who was I with in the bed sit then?!! :doh:
RPM
Don't tell everyone! redface

:lol:

25 Apr 2007

Hmm, I'm on my own for a week very soon- and I do have a very creative streak, so my challenge is going to be to write a juicy swingers story! :bounce:
And Kiss.......:inlove: Thank you .

25 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Hmm, I'm on my own for a week very soon- and I do have a very creative streak, so my challenge is going to be to write a juicy swingers story!...

Would you like to hold my nib while I fill your ink pot? :twisted:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
Hmm, I'm on my own for a week very soon- and I do have a very creative streak, so my challenge is going to be to write a juicy swingers story!...

Would you like to hold my nib while I fill your ink pot? :twisted:
Well that would get the creative juices flowing innocent

25 Apr 2007

Can I be in this clique?
Sounds like you lot have the most fun of all.... :twisted:
(ok - only kidding)
I read the stories every now and again to relieve boredom (not any other kind of relief, oh no!)
I find that if you suspend disbelief, you got a lot more out of them.
They're only stories... Whether they're true or not is not that important. In fact, I'm sure that everyone could write a story that no-one would believe (truth being stranger than fiction, after all)
Sorry for all this rambling...

25 Apr 2007

As a wannabe author I can tell you that it is really hard to write well. Like everything in life when someone is good at something they make it look effortless. How hard can it be to write something? after all that Pratchett bloke knocks out a best seller every 6 months or so... must be easy. Well it ain't.
Go on have a go. Try to write a story about anything. Remember it must have a beginning, middle and end and be populated by believeable people.
Not setting myself up as an expert here, I think I write more with enthusiasum than talent but its easy to knock something when you haven't tried it. wink

25 Apr 2007

Quote by keeno
As a wannabe author I can tell you that it is really hard to write well. Like everything in life when someone is good at something they make it look effortless. How hard can it be to write something? after all that Pratchett bloke knocks out a best seller every 6 months or so... must be easy. Well it ain't.
Go on have a go. Try to write a story about anything. Remember it must have a beginning, middle and end and be populated by believeable people.
Not setting myself up as an expert here, I think I write more with enthusiasum than talent but its easy to knock something when you haven't tried it.

:thumbup:
A couple of years ago when I was on an English G.C.S.E course, my tutor- who also taught degree students, used to beg me to apply for a degree in English Lit & Creative Writing. It seems I have a talent for short stories- especially comedic ones. Unfortunately, I was determined to do something else. I then realised the something else wasn't for me confused

by which time I'd lost the drive. banghead

I'm envious of anyone who has the staying power for a full length novel! Good luck Keeno :thumbup:

25 Apr 2007

Firstly, stop reading the Daily Sport problem pages, they are bog roll (but entertaining none-the-less) wink

Secondly, there used to be a Swingers Stories somewhere on here not sure if its still about? One in particular by a regular female forumite gave me half a lob on whilst reading it one night..... bolt

25 Apr 2007

Search for Equinegro.
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25 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
Search for Equinegro.
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Oooooooo I know him very well :twisted:

25 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
Search for Equinegro.
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Isn't that Julio's son? dunno

26 Apr 2007

Quote by Srne
Firstly, stop reading the Daily Sport problem pages, they are bog roll (but entertaining none-the-less)
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actually seen some that look as though they have come out the sport paper,read a few and sometimes think mm but hopefully like to think most are gen storys ,wrote one meself based on our first ever visit into the scene but that was fact .but then again like mr c says as meets with people in the north east discretion goes a long way ,have heard people in chat on about what they have done to who ever .but each to there own.

27 Apr 2007

My stories (all two of them!) are based on events that couldhave happened if only I'd had the balls!
They are rooted in fact, but, really, are just my fantasy of what might have been...if only i had the courage to do more than smile and run away when these situations arise!

27 Apr 2007

I have just posted my 4 erotic stories - 2 fiction and 2 complete fact, if anyone is interested in reading them. Keeno - I'd love a critique if you fancy it? All comments are welcome from anyone. For the fiction story "Sandi and the Bartender" I have tried to write from a woman's point of view - I thought it would be an interesting challenge - so any comments from female readers about if I succeeded would also be really really appreciated!
Thanks!
Russell