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I was just thinking about words and how some have a swing to them. For instance;
Domestic
A dominatrix who does not do mind a mess.
Do you have any?
Domestos.
A Dominatrix from Athens.
dominion, a shapeshifting trekkie dominatrix
matrix
A person who plays tricks on their mates, partners.
Subtitles
Very compliant members of the House of Lords.
Condom
- A dominant who isn't.
Quote by Resonance
Condom
- A dominant who isn't.

:giggle: Love this one!
Dimdoms always makes me giggle too, "dominants" who expect your submission before they've even met you rolleyes
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Domestos.
A Dominatrix from Athens.

on occassions that would be me then, though not dirrectly from athens lol
whips
Kalinichta! (Not sure if that's the right spelling!)
Epharisto! (Or that!)
You could do a whole dictionary on DOM- alone...
Domesticity - A very bendy Dom
Dominic - A Dom in prison
Domicile - A Dominant's weapon of choice
Dominion - What a Dom puts in on his hot dog.
And SUB-...
Substance - How a sub looks on two feet.
Subtract - Where a sub likes to be taken by his dom.
Subversive - A Poetic Submissive.
Submarine - A non-dominant naval officer
Sublime - What a sub likes in his lager.
Subordinate - Where a sub lives exactly on a map.
:laughabove:
Loving 'subordinate' - how very apt!
Subnormal would have been more appropriate for me I reckon...
Subnormal - The usual submissive.
Subaqua - Submissive without an umbrella.
Subplot - Where submissives are grown.
Subaru - A submissive with a large tail, two strong hind legs and who lives in the Bush.
Feck it, I'm enjoying this if nobody else is...
Wanking - A single head of state.
Analgesic - A cure for a pain in the arse.
Combustible
A woman who doesn't mind if you shoot over her boobs.
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Combustible
A woman who doesn't mind if you shoot over her boobs.
lol
Countrymen: people who have fucked the same - um - woman!
country
an attempt to get in side a woman.
notching
1. the process by which the immature destroy their bed
2. a ad campaign ran by a well know bedding manufacturer
controversial, control-ver.-sal, shortened from controverssionsial;
a person who is compiled to give lots of instructions to women call Sally.