Swinging Desert Island

24 Jul 2009

Along the same lines of 'Desert Island Discs', what would you need on your swinging desert island?
I will give you a never-ending supply of condoms and lube and a copy of the Kama Sutra (as a nod to D.I.D's Bible and works of Shakespeare )
What else would you want to take with you? You can have five things...
I'm just thinking about my list!

24 Jul 2009

All of the above.
A never-ending supply of suntan cream.
A very big very soft bed.
A never-ending supply of oil and an oil pool.
Camera and plasma TV, (connected).

24 Jul 2009

All the things in http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/291214.html ? :twisted:

24 Jul 2009

1. My security blanket.
2. My bed!
3. Music.
4. Latex gloves.
5. A very very rude boy.

24 Jul 2009

1. A big huge bed.... nice and firm
2. A pair of bi men :twisted:
3. Some of my favourite erotic fiction
4. A camera
5. Champagne

24 Jul 2009

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
All the things in http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/291214.html ? :twisted:

Ah, but I'm being strict: five things only! wink

24 Jul 2009

Quote by noladreams
All the things in http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/291214.html ? :twisted:

Ah, but I'm being strict: five things only! wink

Doesn't that count as just one item then? sad

24 Jul 2009

1. The complete works of Leonard Rossiter on Betamax video.
2. Two and a half litres of Creosote.
3. Ann Widdecombe
4. A frisky St Bernard (shaven)
5. The Bob Nudd guide to fishing (expurgated version)
Happy days...

24 Jul 2009

Quote by Resonance
1. The complete works of Leonard Rossiter on Betamax video.
2. Two and a half litres of Creosote.
3. Ann Widdecombe
4. A frisky St Bernard (shaven)
5. The Bob Nudd guide to fishing (expurgated version)
Happy days...

Are you going to do bad things to Ann Widdecombe with the creosote? :twisted:

24 Jul 2009

Quote by noladreams
1. The complete works of Leonard Rossiter on Betamax video.
2. Two and a half litres of Creosote.
3. Ann Widdecombe
4. A frisky St Bernard (shaven)
5. The Bob Nudd guide to fishing (expurgated version)
Happy days...

Are you going to do bad things to Ann Widdecombe with the creosote? :twisted:
Only in the interests of science.

24 Jul 2009

can this b 5 people or even a mixture of both ?

24 Jul 2009

1. Jacuzzi
2. air conditioned villa
3. well stocked bar
4. tele, sky dish and box and subscription to sky sports and the odd porn channel or 50
6. lady with big boobies (please see point 10)
7. 2 large containers with all my fav books
8. delivery service by fed ex for the new books when released
9. bbq
10. massaure (please see point 6)
Reacher

24 Jul 2009

Quote by Reacher359
1. Jacuzzi
2. air conditioned villa
3. well stocked bar
4. tele, sky dish and box and subscription to sky sports and the odd porn channel or 50
6. lady with big boobies (please see point 10)
7. 2 large containers with all my fav books
8. delivery service by fed ex for the new books when released
9. bbq
10. massaure (please see point 6)
Reacher

And an abacus to help you with counting?
smackbottom

FIVE things!
wink

24 Jul 2009

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
can this b 5 people or even a mixture of both ?

Yep, people and/or 'things' lol

24 Jul 2009

1 My beloved man
2 His motorbike
3 Square crisps
4 Chicken and ham pie
5 An endless supply of sex wink

24 Jul 2009

Quote by noladreams
1. Jacuzzi
2. air conditioned villa
3. well stocked bar
4. tele, sky dish and box and subscription to sky sports and the odd porn channel or 50
6. lady with big boobies (please see point 10)
7. 2 large containers with all my fav books
8. delivery service by fed ex for the new books when released
9. bbq
10. massaure (please see point 6)
Reacher

And an abacus to help you with counting?
smackbottom

FIVE things!
wink

you smacking my bum is no 5

24 Jul 2009

1: One Index finger
2: One Middle finger
3: The other finger redface

4: One Little finger
5: One Thumb!
:wanker:

25 Jul 2009

Quote by Reacher359
1. Jacuzzi
2. air conditioned villa
3. well stocked bar
4. tele, sky dish and box and subscription to sky sports and the odd porn channel or 50
6. lady with big boobies (please see point 10)
7. 2 large containers with all my fav books
8. delivery service by fed ex for the new books when released
9. bbq
10. massaure (please see point 6)
Reacher

oooh i cover points 6 and 10 lol so does that now count as 1???

25 Jul 2009

Quote by earthchild
1. Jacuzzi
2. air conditioned villa
3. well stocked bar
4. tele, sky dish and box and subscription to sky sports and the odd porn channel or 50
6. lady with big boobies (please see point 10)
7. 2 large containers with all my fav books
8. delivery service by fed ex for the new books when released
9. bbq
10. massaure (please see point 6)
Reacher

oooh i cover points 6 and 10 lol so does that now count as 1???
Gets my vote :rascal:

25 Jul 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
1. My security blanket.
2. My bed!
3. Music.
4. Latex gloves.
5. A very very rude boy.

what if I don't want to go................ rolleyes

26 Jul 2009

Glass dildo - my new favourite toy (and a fridge to keep it in :rascal smile

A rugby team - to keep me out of mischief
A netball team - for when the men need recovery time
Chocolate - for keeping up the energy levels
Red wine - to go with the chocolate