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Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
3. What food and drink?
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:
Right, my choices:
1. Dita Von Teese, Cameron Alborzian, Blair Underwood and Fernando Torres... (:rascal: Oh my *swoons*)
2. A sex swing - highly impractical to attach to a palm tree but this is all in my head and hey, always wanted to have a go!
3. Champagne and ice cream - am certain that my tropical paradise contains copiuos amounts of delicious and freely available fresh fruit!
4. Prince - The Hits 1, 2 and B-Sides compilation and Sign O The Times
5. Clearly some sort of mass orgy and swing fun... this is the bit where my mind wanders too much to post coherently!!
Quote by noladreams30
Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
3. What food and drink?
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:

Brilliant, more smut from Nola! Keep it coming :twisted: so to speak....
1) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Daniel Craig, and Monica Bellucci and a certain lurker on this site..... wink
2) bit cheeky this... Could I have Nola? Guaranteed to get everyone in the mood lol (plus an extra helping hand with 5)
3) red wine and sea bass
4) probably the most difficult one...... a compilation of Radiohead and Red Hot Chilli Peppers songs, cant narrow it down to one track....sorry!
5) blindfolded oral sex chase, the horny persons variation of kiss chase.....
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Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
3. What food and drink?
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:

Brilliant, more smut from Nola! Keep it coming :twisted: so to speak....
1) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Daniel Craig, and Monica Bellucci and a certain lurker on this site..... wink
2) bit cheeky this... Could I have Nola? Guaranteed to get everyone in the mood lol (plus an extra helping hand with 5)

3) red wine and sea bass
4) probably the most difficult one...... a compilation of Radiohead and Red Hot Chilli Peppers songs, cant narrow it down to one track....sorry!
5) blindfolded oral sex chase, the horny persons variation of kiss chase.....
I hereby appoint myself in charge of the swinging desert island... well this one anyway lol So yes, your wish sir, is my command!
wink
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So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
Alan Rickman, Richard Gere, Johny Depp (as Jack Sparrow) and...... damn it the 3 will do :rascal: or maybe have Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly for 6 months each
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
Oh gosh a fucking machine for when the 3 above get tired :twisted:
3. What food and drink?
Champagne and Chocolate
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
Abba!
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?

Lots and lots of gang bangs

hump
I may get a bit brave later and post my alternative four... of forum folk!!
redface wink
Quote by noladreams30
Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
Robbie Williams
Tan but only if she wears the stockings and shoes in her avatar :rascal: !
Mark Harmon
David Beckham.
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
A big bouncy bed with a metal headboard and rope!
3. What food and drink?
White wine spritzer and rump steak!.
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
ooo a toughie, I think a mixture of easy listening and soulful R n B.
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
A little D&P and bodys tangled everywhere!.
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:
Quote by lyns
Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
Robbie Williams
Tan but only if she wears the stockings and shoes in her avatar :rascal: !
Mark Harmon
David Beckham.
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
A big bouncy bed with a metal headboard and rope!
3. What food and drink?
White wine spritzer and rump steak!.
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
ooo a toughie, I think a mixture of easy listening and soulful R n B.
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
A little D&P and bodys tangled everywhere!.
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:

Your wish is my command redface
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1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)

Dita von teese (good call on that one!)
Aria Giovanni (model & john 5's ex partner)
Jessica Alba
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2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?

Does dita count? evil
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3. What food and drink?

The kebabs I make, lovely! Umm...for drinking..probably hoegaaarden for the refreshment factor!
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4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?

NIN closer! :twisted:
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5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?

How long have you got? lol
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Right, my choices:
1. Dita Von Teese, Cameron Alborzian, Blair Underwood and Fernando Torres... (:rascal: Oh my *swoons*)
2. A sex swing - highly impractical to attach to a palm tree but this is all in my head and hey, always wanted to have a go!
3. Champagne and ice cream - am certain that my tropical paradise contains copiuos amounts of delicious and freely available fresh fruit!
4. Prince - The Hits 1, 2 and B-Sides compilation and Sign O The Times
5. Clearly some sort of mass orgy and swing fun... this is the bit where my mind wanders too much to post coherently!!

Hmmm... I've changed my mind this morning :rascal: I may have to swap Torres for Eva Mendes. She's hot sillyhwoar:
Nola x
Quote by Sixfootsix

1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)

Dita von teese (good call on that one!)
Aria Giovanni (model & john 5's ex partner)
Jessica Alba
Quote by noladreams30
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?

Does dita count? evil
Quote by noladreams30
3. What food and drink?

The kebabs I make, lovely! Umm...for drinking..probably hoegaaarden for the refreshment factor!
Quote by noladreams30
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?

NIN closer! :twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?

How long have you got? lol
I'll take all of the above with you as my sex toy :twisted:
Ohhhhhhhh Nola great thread!
1 . Johnny Depp, Sean Connery, Mel Gibson and Lee Evans
2 . My toy cupboard counts as an accessory right? lol
3 . Rose wine and pizza (classy eh!!)
4 . Any RnB CD
5 . Every sexual act that my deprived little mind could think of at the time :twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
3. What food and drink?
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:
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Ohhhhhhhh Nola great thread!

Ta duck... :rose: Has certainly made me smile... and yes, I reckon your toy cupboard would defo be allowed!! wink