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On my way redface over for a shag Pololady :P :twisted:
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On my over for a shag Pololady :P :twisted:

Oh bloody hell - I thought the cricket had finished lol
Quote by PoloLady
Oh bloody hell - I thought the cricket had finished lol

Yes, it has, but The Archers is on now.
Quote by bluexxx
she's borrowed my book on 'Stylish Hairstyles for the Modern Swinger'

Oi! :shock: You've never offered to lend me that book Mal, and you know I need all the help I can get regarding hair styling .... sad
.......feeling bad now, and in no mood to give sympathy even if I was thinking of offering some (though I wasn't wink ) :lol2:
ANY book on hairstyles is too complicated for you, I'm afraid, Blue. I did speak to Polo Lady about whether she would like a wig modelled on your style - she said she would rather have a night out with that Chimp friend of yours!! :twisted:
Mal
:wink:
I don't know you well enough to give you the reply I want while knowing I won't offend.
so get your arse off your sick bed ( ok finish the shag you are having at the mo rolleyes ), get yourself a drink ( mine's a Guinness BTW ) and have a chat with me FFS
Unless, to know you we gotta shag ya - I need to find an oversized ego for me cock to match the reputation of PoloLady!!!!! poke
I'll get me coat bolt
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to match the reputation of PoloLady!!!!! poke

dunno
Fucking sounds good to me Polo! wink :grin:
Erm.......................came to the right place when you entered SH Towers didn't yer? :bounce: :bounce:
drinkies :cheers:
ES :rascal:
innocent :whistling:
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Honey, you have already seen my alternative to the comb over techinque wink
Judy

and soon the 'shag-fairy' wants to see your alternative to the leg-over technique :twisted:
dunno
I always thought the colon was a fucking stupid piece of punctuation anyway.
LHK
Kat
I just pity the hospital staff!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: wink
Quote by PoloLady
to match the reputation of PoloLady!!!!! poke

dunno
You don't have a reputation as a valued member of SH? I think the above posts beg to differ - and if you can't recognise my warped sense of humour ( ok, it isn't warped - it isn't even a sense of humour lol ) then that is just another reason to get the beers in
Wa-hay!!! I still get a free beer - a win-win situation if ever there was one! :bounce:
ok - you've asked for honest replies without any false sympathy so here you go.
In my humble opinion your post is one of the most abusive and bitter ones I've read - as well as being guilty of the thing you profess to hating the most, i.e. SEEKING ATTENTION!
If you really didn't want attention all you had to do was not post! dunno
With the following paragraph you have managed to insult half the SH members:
I fucking hate seeing “give me sympathy” threads and the half-hearted, single line, fake replies they get. Good grief, if you need the likes of some of this lot (people passing through and here for all of 5 minutes/people you have never met and only know the persona they transmit in an artificial virtual community) and the bollocks they come out with to make you feel better – you are truly sad and fucked-up

There are a lot of people on here for whom the opinions of their virtual friends make a lot of difference - whether that is a good or bad thing is neither here nor there but you have just proceded to call them all sad and fucked-up.
I cant really see anything positive about your post at all - you either don't give two hoots about the opinions of anyone else on here in which case why bother to post at all? Or you really are upset by the situation and would actually love some honest sympathy but cant bring yourself to come out and say so!
Roger the Dragon cool (Not a sheep)
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ok - you've asked for honest replies without any false sympathy so here you go.
In my humble opinion your post is one of the most abusive and bitter ones I've read - as well as being guilty of the thing you profess to hating the most, i.e. SEEKING ATTENTION!
If you really didn't want attention all you had to do was not post! dunno
With the following paragraph you have managed to insult half the SH members:
I fucking hate seeing “give me sympathy” threads and the half-hearted, single line, fake replies they get. Good grief, if you need the likes of some of this lot (people passing through and here for all of 5 minutes/people you have never met and only know the persona they transmit in an artificial virtual community) and the bollocks they come out with to make you feel better – you are truly sad and fucked-up

There are a lot of people on here for whom the opinions of their virtual friends make a lot of difference - whether that is a good or bad thing is neither here nor there but you have just proceded to call them all sad and fucked-up.
I cant really see anything positive about your post at all - you either don't give two hoots about the opinions of anyone else on here in which case why bother to post at all? Or you really are upset by the situation and would actually love some honest sympathy but cant bring yourself to come out and say so!
Roger the Dragon cool (Not a sheep)
There you go Polo!
Honest,direct and without fear or favour.
In my opinion whether you or anyone else agrees or disagrees with dragon, he's got balls worthy of respect.
I'll drink to that! :cheers:
ES
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In my opinion whether you or anyone else agrees or disagrees with dragon, he's got balls worthy of respect.

I have always admired Rogers balls!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
Hiya Pololady .....good to see you are taking things in your stride as you allways do !!
Love and hugs to you and yours
kiss :rose: passionkiss
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In my opinion whether you or anyone else agrees or disagrees with dragon, he's got balls worthy of respect.

I have always admired Rogers balls!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
You're such a perv. Sarge!! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
you no polo...i havent read what the rest have put........ i couldn't give to monkeys.....i do not want to be influenced by others post
so what i say to you....... is good on ya for posting this!............ i totely understand where you are coming from!
no more no less!
Debsxxxxxxxxx
Thank you for your honest reply. One thing I have always advocated is people having the bollocks to say what they actually feel and express opinions - it is what all good debates are made of.
Now to reply to your comments:
Quote by rogerthedragon
ok - you've asked for honest replies without any false sympathy so here you go.
In my humble opinion your post is one of the most abusive and bitter ones I've read - as well as being guilty of the thing you profess to hating the most, i.e. SEEKING ATTENTION!
If you really didn't want attention all you had to do was not post! dunno
I think you will find it is the sympathy chasers that piss me off and the crap that gets posted in that type of thread. Yes I knew this thread would get attention, but I also knew that whilst I have kept the situation very secret so far - more and more of the people I know and also respect have started asking questions about where I keep disappearing to. It was easier for me to just get it out into the open rather than letting the jungle drums beat their own tune. Aside from that - if/when my hair starts dropping out, it might be a bit of a give-away. As that is likely to be the result of the chemo and I don't intend to stop doing what I do and living my life to as full as possible during the treatment - so I thought one thread might just save a few dozen conversations.
With the following paragraph you have managed to insult half the SH members:
I fucking hate seeing “give me sympathy” threads and the half-hearted, single line, fake replies they get. Good grief, if you need the likes of some of this lot (people passing through and here for all of 5 minutes/people you have never met and only know the persona they transmit in an artificial virtual community) and the bollocks they come out with to make you feel better – you are truly sad and fucked-up

Well - erm - what can I say. That is my opinion and if half the people in here are offended - so be it! But do you really think 50% of the people on here are that sad?
There are a lot of people on here for whom the opinions of their virtual friends make a lot of difference - whether that is a good or bad thing is neither here nor there but you have just proceded to call them all sad and fucked-up.
Yes I did didn't I. I have real time for real people. Let's not forget how many people have been on here 5 minutes and are just passing through - I will never meet them and probably never converse with them - do I really care what they think? Most of the people who know me as more than an avatar - I care what they think - I care if I offend them.
I cant really see anything positive about your post at all - you either don't give two hoots about the opinions of anyone else on here in which case why bother to post at all? Or you really are upset by the situation and would actually love some honest sympathy but cant bring yourself to come out and say so!
To be honest - I didn't write the post to do anything positive for anyone else - though I have offered people an opportunity to ask questions they may feel uncomfortable asking someone closer to them. Which may I say at this point 3 people have taken up that offer.
What I don't give two hoots about is - what people I don't know think of me. I do not contibute to this forum to be popular - I contribute honestly about what I think and feel (as you have) and if there are people that don't like it - they are people I would not get on with in real life anyway - so why should I give a fuck if they like me or not? There are people on this forum that don't agree with your reply - did you worry about them before posting? I think not!
If people are uncomfortable with how I wish to deal with my condition that is their problem not mine.

Roger the Dragon cool (Not a sheep)
Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao
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Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

bloody hell :shock:
hey look i have a bad neck come waiting :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

7 wink
Blimey Polo, all I can say is keep your pecker up,, and if you don't have one, then keep someone elses pecker up.
You've given me a good laugh, and like Sarge says I feel for the Hospital Staff.
John
xxx
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Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

7 wink :bounce:
:twisted: :wink:
Quote by PoloLady
Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

7 wink :bounce:
:twisted: :wink:
OI ............ thats not fair!.........HuH............... Debs only had 2 offers!
Polo Debs wants words!
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Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

7 wink :bounce:
:twisted: :wink:
OI ............ thats not fair!.........HuH............... Debs only had 2 offers!
Polo Debs wants words!
what can I say - you either have it or you don't. I certainly have it and it looks like it is getting me a gangbang :twisted:
Something good always comes out of these things :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

7 wink :bounce:
:twisted: :wink:
OI ............ thats not fair!.........HuH............... Debs only had 2 offers!
Polo Debs wants words!
what can I say - you either have it or your don't. I certainly have it and it looks like it is getting me a gangbang :twisted:
Something good always comes out of these things :lol:
right Debs does a
any offers now? dunno please worship
I have never met you Polo nor (I think) conversed in threads.
I understand however where you are coming from. Illness and health is a personal thing and not something that you may want to be plastered around a web site.
Be like Mo Molem, enjoy youreslf, lead you life and give the proverbial two fingers to anyone who stands in your way. Good luck to you.
McC
Quote by PoloLady
Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

Are these sympathy shags?... I thought you didn't want sympathy .... and if they aren't sympathy shags you've been offered why haven't these people offered to shag you before you posted this thread??? ... or are they revisits???
Posting this thread looks like a good way of getting more sex in between chemo sessions to me.
Quote by Wishmaster
Are these sympathy shags?... I thought you didn't want sympathy .... and if they aren't sympathy shags you've been offered why haven't these people offered to shag you before you posted this thread??? ... or are they revisits???

Do guys shag out of sympathy?
I'll have to take your word for it that they do. I have never considered 'most' single guys having to need a reason!
Quote by Wishmaster
Posting this thread looks like a good way of getting more sex in between chemo sessions to me.

I had not thought of that benefit! Well it will be nice to have a standby list :twisted:
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Are these sympathy shags?... I thought you didn't want sympathy .... and if they aren't sympathy shags you've been offered why haven't these people offered to shag you before you posted this thread??? ... or are they revisits???

Do guys shag out of sympathy?
I'll have to take your word for it that they do. I have never considered 'most' single guys having to need a reason!
Quote by Wishmaster
Posting this thread looks like a good way of getting more sex in between chemo sessions to me.

I had not thought of that benefit! Well it will be nice to have a standby list :twisted:
Well it seems like you might have a new signature out of all this:-
"You don't have to be dying to get a shag here - but it helps"
Roger cool