Quote by Jags
I really don't want slapped by a willy - :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't knock it till you tried it :twisted:
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I have to say, I hold responsibility to a certain extent for this thread.
Garden pmmed me asking about the topic and I thought it would make a discussion thread that hadn't occured for a while
Sorry you lot, I was obviously wrong
I'll await the smacks, slaps and shags with anticipation :twisted:
:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Garden pmmed me asking about the topic and I thought it would make a discussion thread that hadn't occured for a while
Sorry you lot, I was obviously wrong
I'll await the smacks, slaps and shags with anticipation :twisted:
:lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
I have to say, I hold responsibility to a certain extent for this thread.
Garden pmmed me asking about the topic and I thought it would make a discussion thread that hadn't occured for a while
Sorry you lot, I was obviously wrong
I'll await the smacks, slaps and shags with anticipation :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Why would we slap you Jas?? the idea for the thread may have been a good one, but they obviously changed one tiny bit before posting... the words ...
Quote by tallnhairy
I don't think I ever DID pm you, Hertcpl. Just in case anyone should misunderstand.
Gosh, aren;t there a lot of very blue bands here!
Sorry, am i being thick, but what does that mean?
Might be wrong but I guess they were reffering to the bar above our avatars
Ah! Chummy old cybermates - Thanks I get it now!
Quote by Jas-Tim
I have to say, I hold responsibility to a certain extent for this thread.
Garden pmmed me asking about the topic and I thought it would make a discussion thread that hadn't occured for a while
Sorry you lot, I was obviously wrong
I'll await the smacks, slaps and shags with anticipation :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Course you weren't wrong Jas - Garden was! The tone was offensive, not the content. A different tone wouldn't have caused the stramash. Have a Jags Snog x xx
Quote by Jags
I have to say, I hold responsibility to a certain extent for this thread.
Garden pmmed me asking about the topic and I thought it would make a discussion thread that hadn't occured for a while
Sorry you lot, I was obviously wrong
I'll await the smacks, slaps and shags with anticipation :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Course you weren't wrong Jas - Garden was! The tone was offensive, not the content. A different tone wouldn't have caused the stramash. Have a Jags Snog x xx
I've obviously been married too long to a blonde - whats a stramash?
Sex God
Quote by garden
Yes, I know I'll get flamed.
And I know (speaking to mod) that you've had this before. But I really have to point out (as a new and still-hopeful member) that the first 2 pages of the Cafe at this moment contain 27 threads which are absolutely bugger-all to do with swinging or sex.
So that's 27 threads out of a potential 80. Not too bad a ratio I think.
Quote by garden
..................... or remember our favourite nursery rhyme.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
*goes off to start new thread....no, goes off to start new poll* :smug:
:kiss: :kiss:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
I totally agree with the Gardener or whatever its name is - there is not enough sex in here!
Anyone fancy a shag?
EVERYONE fancies a shag - but we don't need to discuss it every single minute of every single day. One or twice an hour is more than sufficient!!
:DI REALLY NEED A SHAG!!!!
That will do me for a couple of minutes.
Quote by Jags
I totally agree with the Gardener or whatever its name is - there is not enough sex in here!
Anyone fancy a shag?
EVERYONE fancies a shag - but we don't need to discuss it every single minute of every single day. One or twice an hour is more than sufficient!!
:DOkie dokie - I'll ask again in 30 minutes
Quote by RedHot
I refuse to join in this thread as I'm one of those guilty of baiting trouble makers in the chatroom (see Ian Mids thread), so don't want to be accused of doing it here too
. . . . . Oh what the heck! I'd like to add throat gargling blow jobs and tongue tingling fellatio :twisted: :grin:
Tracy-Jayne
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ERmmm yeah.. that would be me too.... Guilty as charged....
**whispers to angel... i left the door open**
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
I don't think I ever DID pm you, Hertcpl. Just in case anyone should misunderstand.
Gosh, aren;t there a lot of very blue bands here!
Sorry, am i being thick, but what does that mean?
Might be wrong but I guess they were reffering to the bar above our avatars
Yep, lots of blue bands here cos we dont have lives, talk about bugger all to do with swinging, and waffle on with my cummy old cyber mates :giggle:
ps. in case Garden thinks its relevant, ive just had a shag
:hump: so see i can drag myself away from laptop from time to time 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
ps. in case Garden thinks its relevant, ive just had a shag
I thought the point of a laptop was that you didn't have to move away from it to shag :shock:
True, but the battery was low and needed power which i dont have up the end of the garden
:wink: Quote by Happy Cats
I don't think I ever DID pm you, Hertcpl. Just in case anyone should misunderstand.
Gosh, aren;t there a lot of very blue bands here!
Sorry, am i being thick, but what does that mean?
I think he might be referring to the anti-bullying wristband, which is blue, so they tell me. Maybe he's being ironic?
Orgasminator
I personally am sick and tired of people moaning and whinging about this site.
And for someone to slag it off who's only been a member for a few days is just stupid - Yes, that's you Garden!
As others have said before:
1. If you don't like the forum/cafe - piss off and look at the ads or LMU
2. If you don't like some of the topics, don't read them.
3. If you don't like the site, go somewhere else or start your own..... I'm sure it won't be half as popular as this one.
There other things I want to say but I'm too angry right now and run the risk of being banned!
And for someone to slag it off who's only been a member for a few days is just stupid - Yes, that's you Garden!
As others have said before:
1. If you don't like the forum/cafe - piss off and look at the ads or LMU
2. If you don't like some of the topics, don't read them.
3. If you don't like the site, go somewhere else or start your own..... I'm sure it won't be half as popular as this one.
There other things I want to say but I'm too angry right now and run the risk of being banned!
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
we havent got time to sit on here and moan as we're too busy shagging thank you.
ok..... and back to the shaggin, c ya
x rache n peaches x
LOOK
:evil: :evil: just go away and stop making us all ******** OK? 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:And i hope the last one really hurt :twisted: ( well just enough)
Quote by garden
Yes, I know I'll get flamed.
And I know (speaking to mod) that you've had this before. But I really have to point out (as a new and still-hopeful member) that the first 2 pages of the Cafe at this moment contain 27 threads which are absolutely bugger-all to do with swinging or sex.
They are - irrefutably - the most popular threads. But guess what? They're nearly all started and populated by the same clique of smug chummy old cybermates, yammering on and on and on about eff-all.
Some of us don't spend our entire lives on here, LOL and ROTFL or LOAO all night at witty things we've seen on the net, or the laff we had when our kids said something cute. Some of us don't give a bugger about your suntan, or your holiday plans, or your job problems, or your car, or what you can see out of your bleedin window, or your motorbike or the last sodding concert you went to.
WE don't care how many clever GIFs you've got. We don't want to join in an opinion poll, or hear your views on BB evictions, or remember our favourite nursery rhyme.
And we sure as buggery don't want to waste half an hour clicking on links to find it's yet more pointless matey guff, when we're trying to learn something useful..... or even, get laid.
Some off-topic things are fine, I think (help with computer difficulties, as a for instance).... but all this personal chit-chat surely to God ought to be kept in the chatroom, or in PMs, or on that well-known website There are loads of sites that do this "fun" stuff.
I'm quite happy with the notion that fun and sex go together. But there's only one of 'em I can go without.
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?
This is by no means a blanket condemnation.... it is a great and wonderful and generous notion, SH. A credit to the inventors, and I'm glad I came. But all this waffle could kill it (just check out some old MSN groups you used to know..... all long gone, and precisely because they got buried under unintelligent self-indulgent "fun 'n frolics" rubbish).
(........puts on tin hat)
If you want to talk about swinging we can, but here's some material first.....
If that doesn't interest you then you can try another site. You must have us mixed up with some sex-crazed, orgiastic group who can't get enough of it
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
