Staggy Pleeeeeze do me !!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i suppose its something for you to look foreward to tomorrow , ill give it a go gem noel and firelizard will be considered for the new " staggy" profile,
maybe later tonight but not all of you..........
staggy
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gemma swinging heavens very own miss jean brody look a like, sweetness and light , tweed suits shoes and loafers her handbag filled with werthers originals and half a medium sliced loaf for the ducks, you will find gemma touring the old folks homes and orphanages of the north west, giving comfort to those that need it, she says if she is not clutching someone close to her breast then life is far from being fulfilled, she has even been known to pick up manchesters down and outs and give them a bed for the night, " well god gave me these assets and it would be selfish not to share them" she has an heart of gold and always room for one more in her bed on those cold rainy nights,
some of you may have seen even at her gala fund raising evenings she brings along the impoverished poor souls she trys to help, only recently following the rather rushed forced closing of one of her missions in Leeds she could be seen out with one of its poorer former inhabitants , gemma the angel of the north west is only too keen to don her red cross suit and go out to give the needy that certain comfort the NHS refuse to supply, a warm hand here and a bussom as a pillow,
gemmas moto is "when the stress has been removed from the north west then will i rest"
fire lizard , liverpools very own dockyard sally, this girl has spent too much time doing the alley way dance , the bar room shuffle and the bedroom jiggle, she has an itch and needs it scratching 24/7, no longer at her best she leads a life of sleaze and hope, hope that she will fnd someone thaT can take her to satisfaction city, leather mini skirted high heals red of course and a black leather jacket and boob tube she goes out on the pull, she has few morals and can be seen in all those places you wouldnt dare go, toxteth after dark, knoseley subway and she has even been knwon to shop at Tescos for clothes, a woman truly of no virtue, always on the look out for new tricks she carries a telescope in her handbag to watch for ships that may be heading into the harbour from distant lands , always a girl for shall we say the exotic side of life, youve heard the saying "he has a girl in every port " well in liverpool firelizard is that girl, shes happy if somewhat frustrated a life full of memories , a broken heal and an empty packet of extra strong , not the mints, and this girls night has been a succes, home to her make up remover and bed
"dockyard sally " thats our firelizard
Noel aka the monk
Admins Noel as we know him leads a double life, a life of intrigue and suspicion agent Noel of the cia has been sent over to infiltrate the swinging society in the uk, Noels briefing is to find out who is behind the usernames we see on this site , reporting back to george doubleya himself,
noel was born in seattle in 1949 the first son of Floda and Ave ,Austrian immigrants , at the age of twenty he signed up to the airforce and was quickly recruited by the CIA , special missions into afganistan ,moscow, barnsley and cuba followed giving Noel his multi lingual skills , always on the lookout for that peice of dirt ,that scandal , that story Noel has been responsible for many a government collapsing, Thatcher and the donkey to name one, Noel was that Donkey,Wilsons sharp exit from downing street due to the photos of him and the rent boy, well noel was Wilson, John Majors sex secrets that ultimately lead to him resigning , Noel was for fifteen years Johns wife Norma ,a man of many disguises and characters this guy is one to have on your side ,
Noels appearance is somehwat non descript , suede shoes with a compass in the heal, brown corduroys hitched high above the waist line , polo knecked jumpers tucked into them, metal rimmed round glasses, bald head ,not interested in sport but he always has radio five live on an ear peice when ever you see him, at the drop of a hat this guy can turn from plain Noel to marilyn munroe , sheikh abu hanza , or lionel blair , man of many disguises but only one aim, george doubleyas right hand man a super sleuth, the man every governments is scared of
Noel the CIA mole , you wont even recall meeting him , by morning he will be gone!
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Whatever profession you're in, it's the wrong one - you should be writing !
or,
Can I have some of whatever you're on please ?
i know im in the wrong profession ive known it for years , as to what the right profession is thats a different story................. but thanks anyway
staggy
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its a step up from asda i suppose
Look you lot.......
I have been standing about at this stoning thing for bloody ages.... bag of gravel in hand waiting for a bloody whistle to blow.....
Everybody has bloody feckd off somewhere else and these sandals have a hole in them and the strap is causing my bunion to hurt ....
This false beard is making me come out in a rash, and some bastard (hiding behind an effigy of the messiah) keeps singing "always look on the brighter side of life"…
For feck sake…. GET ON WITH IT !
Ta ever so….
Frogster