Swinging Heaven in todays papers

2 Oct 2005

People newspaper today theres a bit about SH iv just read it online .

2 Oct 2005

What's 'hard corn porn'?
(near the bottom of the article)

2 Oct 2005

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Oct 2005

So now we can expect a visit from one ExCon (not) and two reporters.
Oh to be famous.
Fred

2 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What's 'hard corn porn'?
(near the bottom of the article)

Something for pervy chiropodists? ewww lol

2 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What's 'hard corn porn'?
(near the bottom of the article)

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dont know but if its anything like pop corn i like it lol

2 Oct 2005

Maybe one of these little chaps, in sexy gear?

2 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Maybe one of these little chaps, in sexy gear?

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: .
Makes me worried about the mail we send out to couples though i know it must happen a lot .
faker everywhere and so many timewasters dont they have proper news to report.
Why SH its old news and there just jelous
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2 Oct 2005

i wonder who pointed the article out to you debz ;)
lol

2 Oct 2005

And he says he doesn't want a visit from a raving psycho lol

Kettle,pot,black me thinks.

2 Oct 2005

Quote by pb4u
And he says he doesn't want a visit from a raving psycho
Kettle,pot,black me thinks.

Thats what made me laugh :lol:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Mark
I wouldn't mind, but I've just had to endure looking at this:
:shock:
Nurse, my pills!

That wally is up there with Mark Lawrenson as one of the worst people ever to appear on tv.

2 Oct 2005

i think the moral to this story is, if you meet anyone of the site always make them take their socks off for sex, that way youll be able to see if they are tagged confused

:shock:
xx fem xx

2 Oct 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
i think the moral to this story is, if you meet anyone of the site always make them take their socks off for sex, that way youll be able to see if they are tagged :shock:
xx fem xx

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:shock: come on own up who leaves theres on

2 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What's 'hard corn porn'?
(near the bottom of the article)

It's what some use to spill their seed. rolleyes

2 Oct 2005

Even for the People this story must have been hidden amongst the last few paragraphs before the sports section.
You really have laser vision to have found this crock of bollocks.

2 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
Even for the People this story must have been hidden amongst the last few paragraphs before the sports section.
You really have laser vision to have found this crock of bollocks.

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Gee thanks anyway it was diverted to my attention i dont read crap papers lol

2 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What's 'hard corn porn'?
(near the bottom of the article)

It's misspelt (sorry Missy) rolleyes

Hard-corn porn = Difficult-hackneyed chess piece - obvious innit.

2 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
Even for the People this story must have been hidden amongst the last few paragraphs before the sports section.
You really have laser vision to have found this crock of bollocks.

i agree, its almost like you read the paper in much detail as you had nothing else better to do this morning whilst working eh.

2 Oct 2005

" Reed - who boasted "I'm approximately eight inches"
Want to hear a really old, really dreadful joke? Course you do. But you don't have to laugh if you don't want. I know this man - he plays the piano.
It goes like this. A guy goes into a pub, puts his briefcaseon the bar and orders a pint. After a bit he says, "Ok for a bit of music?" and the barmaid said that was ok. He opened his briefcase and took out one of those childrens' pianos and put it on the bar. Pretty soon a little man in a tuxedo jumped out of the briefcase and started to play the piano.
The barmaid was amazed as were the other customers. "Where did you get that?"
"Well, do you believe in leprochauns?" And of course, nobody did and "That's not a leprochaun." Oh no said the man "But I caught a leprochaun once and if you do that he will grant you a wish to let him go.. And this is what I got. I can't understand it. I certainly didn't ask for an eight inch pianist."
Sorry. Oh, it is nice to be back.
Mollie

2 Oct 2005

so who is he then?
and where's the add?
cummon tag man who are you??

2 Oct 2005

I very much doubt he will ask if anyone fancies a game of tag. lol

3 Oct 2005

I did notice it in the mirror which was quite amusing...shame dispecable people tarnsih the name of the site.
so that means
news of the world and the people both are on the site smile

oh great
MikeC

3 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What's 'hard corn porn'?
(near the bottom of the article)

I think we're back to that old member Robbie! "Come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this"

3 Oct 2005

Well think i've discovered who to blame this on.........

The self-confessed former Viagra smuggler is seeking swingers to join him for sleazy group sex sessions.
Its all Sleazys fault! wink

3 Oct 2005

Well just beware who is answering your ad!!! evil

The article says " two undercover People investigators who posed as a couple answering an ad he left on a website called Swinging Heaven" :shock:
I know people have shag criteria, but does anyone have any criteria for 'wheedling out the journos'??? confused

3 Oct 2005

This is the kind of ghastly crap journalists get into when they need some work.
But if you think about it, the overall hit rate of success through the ads is generaly quite low. So these journalists must have worked for quite a while before pulling off this set up.

3 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
So these journalists must have worked for quite a while before pulling off this set up.

It was The People, so they could always have made it up.

3 Oct 2005

surely this fella didnt put the tag details down in his ad or over email?
if not, have this 'couple' been working their way through the site til they get to a decent story?
or does their ad say 'fake swinging couple looking for decent stories'.
No offence, but i dont find the fact that someone with a tag swings a particularly interesting story.

3 Oct 2005

Out of interest, do The People owe mark anything for using his server? Sure they are breaking the AUP and thus using his service without his permissions. Which is hacking....
Sue the buggers... As for the tagged bloke, as was said where is the story? Convicted men like sex as well? Wow what a revelation. I feel sorry for him, he has done his time and is allowed to do what he likes within reason now. What happens, two sleazy reporters see exposing this ordinary blokes sexual life as a way to make money... mad