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Quote by Moist
Once I bought a purple basque
I thought it looked just fine
And then it got ripped off of me
When I went to the tyne....

That is brilliant! I'm having trouble deciding which is better - your obvious talents, the purple basque, you in the purple basque, or you out of the purple basque.
Can I have them all?
I had one once a long time ago . Never wore it in battle. Because.... I (I feel so embarrassed) - it took me AGES to do up all the hooks and eyes. I'd get to the 5th and the 2nd would undo so I'd start again and then the 5th would undo and so on. My biceps would be aching. And any sexy mood had long since left me. Now, after all these years, I finally know some people who can advise. How do you do it?????
And while we're on the subject girls, where's the best place to get a set with one of those bras which is half a bra sort of thing? You know - where you hang out but it's on purpose.
Oh AND.. where DID Janet Jackson get that fabulous - whatever it was? How do they work? Is Blutak involved?
Jezzay
Just ask....
Right I have to go work...gonna be late but had such fun.
Jaine xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2 days off after tonite - yipeeeee watch out forums...xxxxx
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You'd be better off asking the experts, Jezzay, but I'll throw in my opinion anyway. You should try getting someone else to do it up for you. Then it'll take even longer!
any one out there that could help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where can i find sheer ff stockins fc has become very particular since i introduced him many many years ago. I shop and shop and shop ...................... but to no avail :cry: :cry: :cry: stockings r not what they used to be HELPME PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So let's see if I've got this right?
We're having a tasteful lingerie shoot in my hotel room on the afternoon of the munch and we'd like other members of the SH Womens Institute to come along to support and to maybe model their favourite undies as well? If we get enough volunteers we may create a WI page/calendar/quiz?
Hmmm........oh go on then. biggrin
Steve 8)
Steve, you get all the bum jobs !! You're a credit to the site lol :lol: :lol:
I'll have a word with MrsFC biggrin
WI - Is this an automatic entry or do you have to be invited??? I nosed at the page the other day & thought it was superb - made me chuckle...I would very much like to be 'in the gang' as I dont really know a lot of the ladies on here yet.
Jaine
who has really gotta get her arse to the midlands munch..better go read the thread I think
Hello Jaine
We haven't been introduced!
I can see you are having fun and joining in!
Hugs, Alex x
Hello Alex, how very nice to meet (?) you in a cyber kind of way.
Yes I am trying to join in & be a part of this wondeful place..there are some cracking people on here & it all seems so friendly....Unlike some forums/clubs where it can all get a bit clicky & have little 'in-groups' of people that can get on thier high horses if you put thier noses out of joint, intenionally or not.
What a refreshing change SH is biggrin
Oh dear you two have met.... will life ever be the same, well service in the GFZ might improve, and if Mrs FC joins in it could be an interesting weekend to come.... Looking fwd to it although I shall be away for the Saturday, got to take a trip to the mids....
anyway have fun you two but be gentle with the guys... wink
Gmanxxxxxx
I shall be as gentle as they deserve......
Glad today went as well as possible
Already looking forward to next weekend in GFZ......was great fun with MrsFC & you lot.
Mistress Moist x
SARGE
they are starting to marshall forces already..... plans are needed, contingency and otherwise.... we need to be well underground with one of those wartime tables with models , and uniformed female staff pushing models across a map of the GFZ ... and a stratergy QUICK
Gman
Gman, Sarge appears to be M.I.A, Last I heard he was off looking for new Y fronts for the weekend!
I'll have you know Mr FC that the Sarge is watching in covert mode at the moment!!! Don't worry Gman I'm keeping my eye on those scheming girlies. :shock: wink :wink: lol :lol:
By the way, nice avatar Mr FC :wink:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
By the way, nice avatar Mr FC wink

Hey TC it reminds me of Officer Dibble!!!!
regards
chou chou
Top Cat was based on the Bilko shows - if you think abt it, it's very easy to see which Top Cat character corresponds to which Bilko character.
I liked TC - but loved Bilko.
I'll have you know Mr FC that the Sarge is watching in covert mode at the moment!!! Don't worry Gman I'm keeping my eye on those scheming girlies. :shock: wink :wink: lol :lol:
By the way, nice avatar Mr FC :wink:[/quote
Oh yes - and just who are these scheming girlies?
Alex you are HEAD SCHEMER!!! wink lol :lol: :lol:
Oh Sarge,
How could you say such a thing?
I'm hurt!
rolleyes
Where does it hurt Alex , I'll come and rub it better for you !!! wink
Alex,
Scheming - Us - mere meek women - how can they suggest such a thing...
Anyway meet you in the sauna as we need to discuss plans...
wink Moist x
On my way moist! The bubbles in this jacuzzi were beginning to find places that I never knew existed. Sarge - bring the scented oil into the sauna will you please - Moist and I are ready and waiting for you.
Plans for hiring a helicopter, Moist. Don't tell me you've forgotten already!
Sheesh. Give them a bottle of wine and a bit of girlie company, and they completely forget that you exist.
Djohn
You could always join us in the sauna for a little R & R
hugs, alex x x
Room for a little one..... stop laughing.... just out of the bath need some more heat and then perhaps .... only perhaps a cool shower...... now don't tell me this i a public baths shy sauna.... surely just towels or nothing....
Gmanxxxx wink
Yes, get your feckin arse in here now Djohn xxxx
OK, I know what's good for me! Just let me adjust this towel. Hey! Don't grab it like that! Give it back!