Swinging Heaven made me buy new underwear

1 Mar 2004

Woohoo
<---throws Djohns towel out the room.
Moist - you start at one end, I'll start at the other.!

1 Mar 2004

Oh this is turning out just wonderful.....perfect
gman too - bliss......Oh Alex we are sooo lucky

1 Mar 2004

We certainly are - except Sarge has run off with that perfumed oil. I think he must have spotted his C.O. (Major Ingran) log in. He is probably off polishing his buttons. Well I think I saw him rubbing something with zeal just now!

1 Mar 2004

oh heck. I do hope the Sarge washes that perfumed oil off before he goes to see the C.O. May give him the wrong message!

1 Mar 2004

I have yet to be introduced to the wondeful Sarge....seems we keep missing each other.
It is getting warm in here - I am starting to get very moist... :twisted:

1 Mar 2004

Phewww!! It's a bit warm in here isn't it? Anyone mind if I take off my Combat Jacket?

1 Mar 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Phewww!! It's a bit warm in here isn't it? Anyone mind if I take off my Combat Jacket?
DJohn and Gman, I commend your commitment to duty keeping these scheming girls under observation!!
Phewwwww, It's getting VERY warm in here now!! Alex what are you doing down there??

Hmmm Sarge - Has the Sauna steamed up your glasses?
I thought it was obvious what I was doing.............
I had to keep gman occupied somehow whilst Moist attended to Djohn.
Now - did you bring that oil with you?

1 Mar 2004

MMM Alex how do you talk with your mouth fulll?
Gmanxxxx

1 Mar 2004

Us women are well practised at doing two things at once !!!
Have to be sometimes when u lot aint doing it for us ....
LMAO @ my own jokes lol

1 Mar 2004

Hands up those that think this thread has been hi-jacked !! confused

:?

1 Mar 2004

How can it be hi-jacked when it has moved from underwear to saunas & body oil - quite a natural transgression I would say. :twisted:
Anyone complaining??

1 Mar 2004

Quote by Moist
LMAO @ my own jokes

Don't think I didn't notice you left me out of the boat!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

1 Mar 2004

Quote by gmanxxx
MMM Alex how do you talk with your mouth fulll?
Gmanxxxx

It wasn't easy gman - thanks for that pie & chips though - very welcome!
Sarge - in this case I suspect the thread was dying a natural death anyway.
Life support rather than hijack I think.
Anyway - my bedtime now!
Nighty Night

1 Mar 2004

Sarge it changed direction a while ago, well before you got all hott under the collar
cool down man... enjoy
relax and think of the benefits
Gman

1 Mar 2004

Gman it wasn't a complaint. I love it when threads are hi-jacked !!! lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Mar 2004

Sarge , thats alright then .... thought that the rebllious Sarge that I know and love was becoming somewhat conservative and mainstream... not at all like you...
Gman

2 Mar 2004

Mind if I join in the jacking? Hi-jacking of course!

2 Mar 2004

Hello and welcome, Dev!
muah, Alex x x

2 Mar 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hello and welcome, Dev!
muah, Alex x x

And a kiss back to you my dear xx