swinging heaven retirement village

27 Nov 2005

Hello there
well my thought for the week. I have been watching advertisements on TV for retirement villages (not that I am THAT old yet!!!) and I had this feeling of dread at the thought of playing bowls, cards etc etc in one of them if thats where I am destined one day to end up. So has anyone thought about the concept of creating a swinging retirement village???? Not such a stupid thought as you may first think as you may be in one of these places for 20 years!!!!!!!!!!
Your thoughts here appreciated biggrin

:D

27 Nov 2005

If I am still healthy enough.... too damn right...
It would be a real pisser if you were immobile to see others having fun.

27 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
If I am still healthy enough.... too damn right...
It would be a real pisser if you were immobile to see others having fun.

agree but it would be a real pisser if you were in an environment where the only thing being cared for was your well being that did not include your sexual drive :twisted: lol

. I am actually quite serious about this as sex is a growing business opportunity and your faculties for using your mind for erotic fantasy will be with you for a long time after your body gives in lol

27 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
If I am still healthy enough.... too damn right...
It would be a real pisser if you were immobile to see others having fun.

Oh no... watching suits me just fine :twisted: wink

27 Nov 2005

Hi.... you idea seems great but
Too many people will be wanting to retire early ... lol
a with the penson system as it is at the moment thats not good
Though if one did open I would be there tomorrow and I am 32.... heheh

27 Nov 2005

Quote by corriefem
Hello there
well my thought for the week. I have been watching advertisements on TV for retirement villages (not that I am THAT old yet!!!) and I had this feeling of dread at the thought of playing bowls, cards etc etc in one of them if thats where I am destined one day to end up. So has anyone thought about the concept of creating a swinging retirement village???? Not such a stupid thought as you may first think as you may be in one of these places for 20 years!!!!!!!!!!
Your thoughts here appreciated :D

Sounds a great idea - so long as it was large enough to host enough people to cater for a wide range of tastes - personally I want to keep on shagging until they try to screw down the coffin lid! It so much more appealing than the other sort - there could be staff to provide a wide range of personal services as well as the cleaning, shopping, etc
The communal areas would be fun .... my imagination goes wild! but then I thought of some Jehovah Witness types arriving to sell The Watchtowers - running away screaming......loads of fun - it would make a great sitcom !

27 Nov 2005

When i'm old I'm going to be a real dirty old man. I'll grope the nurses who come to give me a bed bath, and I'll ramble on about all the pervy thngs I did in my youth. I will tell them everything, and they'll think, "Ah bless... dreaming again"........... yeah right hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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27 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
When i'm old I'm going to be a real dirty old man. I'll grope the nurses who come to give me a bed bath, and I'll ramble on about all the pervy thngs I did in my youth. I will tell them everything, and they'll think, "Ah bless... dreaming again"........... yeah right hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Blue thats brilliant hahahahahahahahaha

27 Nov 2005

Quote by Cheetah
but then I thought of some Jehovah Witness types arriving to sell The Watchtowers - running away screaming......loads of fun - it would make a great sitcom !

Thats a scary thought ........... my in-laws are Jehovahs Witnesses :shock: :shock: (they don't sell them btw) and they are the type of people to outlive us sad

so could well be around when we're retired ).
Cx

27 Nov 2005

The mind boggles at the thought of a bunch of arthritic, forgetful, wrinklies with a severe case of 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak' syndrome!
Just think of the equipment that would be needed to enable them to physically achieve what their imaginations contained! All kinds of sophisticated hoists and winches, and a water supply heavily laced with Viagra to start with, plus a daily delivery of batteries for toys and pacemakers. Not to mention a walk-in jacuzzi with handrails and a rubber mat in the bottom....
Can I reserve a place for about 2043?