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Swinging Heaven Sayings

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anais
Sex God
Think of a saying and alter it to fit aspects of Swinging Heaven biggrin
A shag in time is fine
A stitch in time saves nine
First cum first severed
First come first served
Are ya with me??? smile
anais
Sex God
I'm on a roll - got another! :lol2:
Twos company - threes fantastic
Twos company - threes a crowd
Suitsusue
Warming the Bed
DONT TEACH YOUR GRANNY TO SUCK COCK
DONT TEACH YER GRANNY TO SUCK EGGS
Unknown User
Umm.
Bottoms Up
Bottoms Up
Unknown User
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?
westerross
Sex God
:laughabove:
Get yer condoms out.
Better safe than sorry.
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Willow_female
Sexpert
A gush a day keeps the doc away!!!!!!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
pmsl...
Unknown User
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Hell hath no fury like that woman's porn.
wink
Lost
Sex God
Want not
Wank a lot biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Hell hath no fury like that woman's porn.
wink

you have to drag it out don't you?
A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush. ??? or is it ?
anais
Sex God
To shag or not to shag, that is the question
To be or not to be, that is the question
No shag without a condom
No smoke without fire
Unknown User
a withdrawal in time, saves nine (months)
lp
Unknown User
all work and no shagging makes LP a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy!
Lost
Sex God
Gods speed
Premature ejac redface
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Red lips at night ....my delight
Red Lips in the morning ....lubricant warning :shock:
Shag in haste ...be spent at leisure :twisted:
anais
Sex God
You can judge a man by his profile
You cant judge a book by its cover
Lost
Sex God
Warts and all
:censored: Basta*d
Unknown User
Better in than out!
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxx lol
Lost
Sex God
Do I have to repeat myself
Cum again?
This is tenuous isn't it :smile:
anais
Sex God
Tell you its 9inch and its really four lol
Give someone an inch and they'll take a mile
A hard man is good to find
A good man is hard to find