Swinging Heaven Tour bus

16 Nov 2004

If you look out of the front windows of SH Towers you may see it parked in the drive. Metallic paint, smoked glass windows, air con. living and sleeping quarters etc,etc........
State of the art, and with it's very own dedicated driver (that's me) wave

So, Roll up, Roll up book your berth now to avoid disappointment!
The first leg of the Tour will visit some of the hottest laybyes and picnic areas in the UK wink

:wink:
The second leg will be the European Tour, mainly Mediterranean countries and will include some fine beaches and plenty of fun in the sun!
Reservations being taken now.
:bounce: :bounce:

16 Nov 2004

Cool... seeing as we'll be passing some hot laybys, make sure I get a window seat :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Nov 2004

window seat for me too please !!!!!!
rolleyes

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
jaky xxxx

16 Nov 2004

Sod the windows I just want a large comfy seat, big enough for half a dozen people to stretch out together wink

16 Nov 2004

Did you say "fun in the sun"
Ooh, yes please, count us in hunni. :twisted:

16 Nov 2004

Single or Double Decker? confused

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16 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
Single or Double Decker? :

Whatever takes your fancy! :twisted:
LC wink

16 Nov 2004

Mmmmmmm I'll sit next to the Driver please..... wink

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Single or Double Decker? :

Whatever takes your fancy! :twisted:
LC wink

I just want to here the girls shout "More room on top" :wink:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Mmmmmmm I'll sit next to the Driver please.....

You wouldn't be thinking of distracting me from my driving now would you??

:smackbottom:
Er, I'm very easily distracted you know! redface

ops: :oops:
:twisted: :twisted:

16 Nov 2004

Will it be like Cliff Richards "Summer Holiday" movie?
MMMM..Una Stubbs!Not bad!

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Mmmmmmm I'll sit next to the Driver please.....

You wouldn't be thinking of distracting me from my driving now would you??

:smackbottom:
Er, I'm very easily distracted you know! redface

ops: :oops:
:twisted: :twisted:
Hmmmm I'll do my best hun.......
Now how can I distract you? :twisted:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Will it be like Cliff Richards "Summer Holiday" movie?
MMMM..Una Stubbs!Not bad!

im guessing more on the buses than cliff
did reg varney ever get laid?
they dont make um like that any more.

16 Nov 2004

Quote by wild rose and the stag
Will it be like Cliff Richards "Summer Holiday" movie?
MMMM..Una Stubbs!Not bad!

im guessing more on the buses than cliff
did reg varney ever get laid?
they dont make um like that any more.
Oh Dear! Did Olive ever get laid? Perhaps Reg did after all! confused

LC

16 Nov 2004

Quote by wild rose and the stag
Will it be like Cliff Richards "Summer Holiday" movie?
MMMM..Una Stubbs!Not bad!

im guessing more on the buses than cliff
did reg varney ever get laid?
they dont make um like that any more.
OLIVE FROM "ON THE BUSES" - SHE WAS HOT! :shock:
In one scene in the second "On the Buses" movie "Holiday on the Buses" Olive wore nothing but a skimpy scanty BIKINI! silly

hwoar:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
OLIVE FROM "ON THE BUSES" - SHE WAS HOT! :shock:
In one scene in the second "On the Buses" movie "Holiday on the Buses" Olive wore nothing but a skimpy scanty BIKINI! hwoar:

:shock: Flirty - you need help!!! :shock:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Will it be like Cliff Richards "Summer Holiday" movie?
MMMM..Una Stubbs!Not bad!

im guessing more on the buses than cliff
did reg varney ever get laid?
they dont make um like that any more.
OLIVE FROM "ON THE BUSES" - SHE WAS HOT! :shock:
In one scene in the second "On the Buses" movie "Holiday on the Buses" Olive wore nothing but a skimpy scanty BIKINI! silly

hwoar:
Ahh. but do you remember 'The Double Deckers' though? Their song went something like...'all aboard, we're the double deckers'......kinky or what?
LC wink

16 Nov 2004

i can recall the underwear she hung up to dry once , i swear that has always been in the back of my mind when ive dated a new girl, what if she wears Olive style undies, too much just tooooooo much,
staggy

16 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69

OLIVE FROM "ON THE BUSES" - SHE WAS HOT! :shock:
In one scene in the second "On the Buses" movie "Holiday on the Buses" Olive wore nothing but a skimpy scanty BIKINI! hwoar:

:shock: Flirty - you need help!!! :shock:
No Will - I need Olive to LOVE me like I've loved her all these long,lonely Olive lovin' years!
Olive - are you out there hun?Come on babe,give it up to the Fruitcakester! :lickface:

16 Nov 2004

:shock: :shock: Will you all stop it?! :shock:
I am in a very delicate condition :smug: . Any more talk of Olive from "On the Buses" and I shall have to go and lie down in a darkened room.
No, NOT to play with myself :shock: mad

! Who said that? evil

Own up! Was it you staggy? Or you LC?
Oooh, I am not feeling too good. I need to top my glass up. Oh, sod it, I'll bring the bottle up!
Will - trying VERY hard not to think of Olive

16 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
:shock: :shock: Will you all stop it?! :shock:
I am in a very delicate condition :smug: . Any more talk of Olive from "On the Buses" and I shall have to go and lie down in a darkened room.
No, NOT to play with myself :shock: ! Who said that? Own up! Was it you staggy? Or you LC?
Oooh, I am not feeling too good. I need to top my glass up. Oh, sod it, I'll bring the bottle up!
Will - trying VERY hard not to think of Olive

OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVEOLIVEOLIVE!

16 Nov 2004

Just for you Will lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
:shock: :shock: Will you all stop it?! :shock:
I am in a very delicate condition :smug: . Any more talk of Olive from "On the Buses" and I shall have to go and lie down in a darkened room.
No, NOT to play with myself :shock: ! Who said that? Own up! Was it you staggy? Or you LC?
Oooh, I am not feeling too good. I need to top my glass up. Oh, sod it, I'll bring the bottle up!
Will - trying VERY hard not to think of Olive

OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVE!OLIVEOLIVEOLIVE!
Helps delay orgasm, dosen't it! rolleyes

LC

16 Nov 2004

Bilko - Great pictures of OLIVE there.
BUT - PSST!Do you have any of the HARD shots?
I mean Olive in her bikini in "Holiday on the Buses"

17 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Bilko - Great pictures of OLIVE there.
BUT - PSST!Do you have any of the HARD shots?
I mean Olive in her bikini in "Holiday on the Buses"

Nah, I tried! They're very rare! Too hot in fact! No one will dare put them on the net!
LC wink

17 Nov 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Helps delay orgasm, dosen't it!

indefinitely!!

17 Nov 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Bilko - Great pictures of OLIVE there.
BUT - PSST!Do you have any of the HARD shots?
I mean Olive in her bikini in "Holiday on the Buses"

Nah, I tried! They're very rare! Too hot in fact! No one will dare put them on the net!
LC wink

This could be a chance for this site to show its got bal :censored: and put THOSE pics up - c'mon!

17 Nov 2004

Just to prove that there is nothing new under the sun (well, in the Cafe at least) there was mention of a SH tour bus before. We even came up with a specification (sort of). Best of all, THERE WAS NO MENTION OF OLIVE. NONE AT ALL!!!!! mad

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