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Swinging Party Tips Vol 1

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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
fookin' 'ell marmalaid i've just sprayed tea all over me bloody monitor! :mad:
G, either you 've got a hard drive full of stupid bloody pics, in which case, why? dunno or you've spent an immense amount of time on google putting this thread up?
pure quality! biggrin
wonder if mark will sticky it in the advice section? :lol2:
n x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
fookin' 'ell marmalaid i've just sprayed tea all over me bloody monitor! :mad:
G, either you 've got a hard drive full of stupid bloody pics, in which case, why? dunno or you've spent an immense amount of time on google putting this thread up?
pure quality! biggrin
wonder if mark will sticky it in the advice section? :lol2:
n x x x ;)

Well, all the advice we have supplied is/ are (im never sure about which to use, plurals n all that) backed by experience.
S n Big G xxxxxxxxxxx
well that has brightened up my day lol :lol:
Manage your guest list well and be prepared for a large attendance!
Remember, the key to a successful party is hospitality, hospitality, hospitality!
Having an ample supply of drink is a great idea, but be
warned. Some guests may see it as a free for all.
Alcohol can distort the risky side of a situation. Don't be caught out.

Women, if someone's advances aren't appreciated, a
simple 'No Thanks' usually works.
Is that bluexxxxxxxxxxx
excellent by the way lol
thankyou for a good laugh :lol:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Manage your guest list well and be prepared for a large attendance!

This looks like the que already forming for Blue and Satin's next party. Poor dears don't know what they are letting themselves in for! :twisted:
LC wink
A good host will make sure their furniture is up to the task!
Make sure your in-laws dont drop in for a visit!!
Remember new couples may not be as vocal as you about their
likes and dislikes , so ask beofre you assume they would
like a cum bath !
After the party , dont offer to help with teh clearing up unless you really feel up to it .
Dont get caught out by that old joke where someone
tells you its fancy dress and youre the only ones
there in costume.
Dont get too drunk ! Remember at a swingers
party you never know who you may wake up
with.
If you find some items get soiled during the fun ,
please dont leave themlying around for the hosts
to cope with .
Try and put new guests at their ease with a welcoming smile.
Guys , try not to be too keen on demonstrating your technique , it doesnt always come across on the first meeting.
Try not to feel inferior guys . Some of the single guys are
bound to get extra attention , its all down to personality .
Party games always help to break the ice , perhaps pin the tail on the donkey
....................or something ............similar ?
Ladies, subtle hints will let others know if you want to play.
If youre inviting any of the girls from Swinging Heaven to your party ,
please make sure if there is chocolate cake you provide plenty of
napkins.
For everyones safety and confidentiality
its probably best to decline any gate crashers
or uninvited guests.
(even if identical twins have always been a fantasy)
Quote by Silk and Big G
If youre inviting any of the girls from Swinging Heaven to your party ,
please make sure if there is chocolate cake you provide plenty of
napkins.

Are you sure that is chocolate cake?!?! :shock:
Not all the single guys will get lucky , so try and provide
some kind of diversion for them to avoid boredom.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Shameless bumb redface

That's a point . . . . .
We haven't had the camera out for ages :twisted:
In fact - the camcorder is pointing nicely at "the chair"
Hips, pelvis and knees feeling quite good at the moment, although I've no strength
in my hands so I doubt I'll be able to manage the "slam and rattle" - but we
can try wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
before my time HLB, but even I recognise this as a classic SH thread , nice one :thumbup: