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Swinging Party Tips Vol 1

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Thanks for that HLB rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I haven't laughed so much in ages, could have warned me though, spent the last 10 miutes drying out me keyboard and wipein me monitor rolleyes
hope someone takes this and runs with it, some very useful tips underpinning the excellent humour.
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Ladies dont forget your man can get over excited and end up confused and lost . Try and keep an eye on him at his first party .
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Ladies dont forget your man can get over excited and end up confused and lost . Try and keep an eye on him at his first party .

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Remember if youre meeting at the local pub before the party , perhaps a change of clothes would be wise.
Guys if youre into spanking for the crowd , you dont have to be an Adonis , but perhaps a little work out for a week or so before the do would improve the view for others ?
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Hunni, you're a freakin genius ! kiss Now excuse me while I try to dry the coffee from my moniter :doh:
Now where's Kiss_Me gone?
I want to see what she has to contribute to this one :happy:
I did it, I did it, I did it.
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Now where's Kiss_Me gone?
I want to see what she has to contribute to this one :happy:
I did it, I did it, I did it.

oh did you ????
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Ahhh HLB you know me too well!
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Although some parties require you to 'dress up' for the evening - make sure you get a copy of the dress code!
You may be desperate to show the ladies your pole dancing moves but try to wait your turn!
When at a party try not to drink too much before leaving with that couple!
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Ahhh HLB you know me too well!

I She fuck it ..................
We wish :twisted:
Well done Kiss-Me we have only waited a year for someone to join in these threads :-)
Remember jealousy can be an issue when mixing drink and sex . Try and take care when approaching new friends .
rotflmao :rotflmao: more please !! :happy:
How to spot when your new date is getting bored
Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'dogging' :giggle:
Remember not everyone has their own digital camera . It may have been a while since your hosts took the pictures they sent to you .