Games are a great way to 'break the ice'. By all means, participate, but clean underwear is a must!
TWO
Mingle and remain charming. Being subtle goes
a long way. Women disapprove of over-enthusiastic men.
THREE
Its nice to have a wide range of toys to play with. Cater to the fetish side of your guests,
but remember..................sometimes, less is more.
FOUR
A good host/hostess should always be aware of how much their guests are
drinking to avoid any embarrassing situations.
FIVE
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Have pride
in your home and take a few extra moments
to make sure it's warm, clean and inviting for
your guests.
SIX
This rule applys to EVERY room.
SEVEN
The family dog(s) will not react well to seeing his master in the
throws of sexual contortions. Be a responsible pet owner and
find a reputable kennel for the evening.
SEVEN
The same applies to your children! (A sitter will suffice, not a Kennel!)
A costume party is always a winner!
You may find some of your guests getting in the spirit before arriving!
Dont be surprised if you attract some voyeurs!
Guests, respect your hosts and try and keep all your naughty going ons indoors!!
Single men, if this is your first party, please try not to be over awed!
If your guests prefer bottled beer , dont forget to provide a bottle
opener or it could get embarassing.
Its imperative not to keep the buffet area too close to the play areas , foreign fluids
on the sausage rolls can lead to a party faux pas.
That party trick youve always thought would be so hilarious ,
may not be as well recieved as you imagine.
Ho ho ho...... all this is nothing to what I've got planned :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Being naked near the food preparation area is a no no!
mmmmmmmmmmmm nice pic :twisted: :twisted: