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Swinging Party Tips Vol 1

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Games are a great way to 'break the ice'. By all means, participate, but clean underwear is a must!
damn...i did put them on clean that week confused :shock:
Thats just so funny lol rotflmao
TWO
Mingle and remain charming. Being subtle goes
a long way. Women disapprove of over-enthusiastic men.
THREE
Its nice to have a wide range of toys to play with. Cater to the fetish side of your guests,
but remember..................sometimes, less is more.
FOUR
A good host/hostess should always be aware of how much their guests are
drinking to avoid any embarrassing situations.
FIVE
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Have pride
in your home and take a few extra moments
to make sure it's warm, clean and inviting for
your guests.
SEVEN
The family dog(s) will not react well to seeing his master in the
throws of sexual contortions. Be a responsible pet owner and
find a reputable kennel for the evening.
SEVEN
The same applies to your children! (A sitter will suffice, not a Kennel!)
Quote by Silk and Big G
FOUR
A good host/hostess should always be aware of how much their guests are drinking to avoid any embarrassing situations.

woo hoo! so it's all blue and satin's fault! :P
brilliant thread silk/G! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
n x x x ;)
quality pure quality
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Brilliant - lmao laughed so hard the neighbours will be thinking I've finally cracked up!
But what happens when the party host/hostes ends up drunk lol redface or is that just me? lol

Judging by Saturday night, the party host/esses join in the fun and damn well enjoy it biggrin :twisted:
You may find some of your guests getting in the spirit before arriving!
Dont be surprised if you attract some voyeurs!
Guests, respect your hosts and try and keep all your naughty going ons indoors!!
Single men, if this is your first party, please try not to be over awed!
If your guests prefer bottled beer , dont forget to provide a bottle
opener or it could get embarassing.
Its imperative not to keep the buffet area too close to the play areas , foreign fluids
on the sausage rolls can lead to a party faux pas.
That party trick youve always thought would be so hilarious ,
may not be as well recieved as you imagine.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Single men, if this is your first party, please try not to be over awed!

Anything about leaving your string in? Fem on left...
Quote by marmalaid
Single men, if this is your first party, please try not to be over awed!

Anything about leaving your string in? Fem on left...
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Me thinks you look far too closely at these pics!!!
Ho ho ho...... all this is nothing to what I've got planned :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Let's just pray that girl had love balls in there and not a tampon redface confused
Being naked near the food preparation area is a no no!
mmmmmmmmmmmm nice pic :twisted: :twisted: