Swinging Qualifications

16 Jul 2007

Should there be a qualification for swingers?
I was wondering if a qualification was available from say, The University of Swing, what subjects would it run.
Would it be a degree course?
NVQ?
Gcse?
Would it just be practical or would there be therory papers and an exam?

16 Jul 2007

What I want to know is who is going to be the qualified training instructor and what qualifications do they have and how did they get them lol

DD

16 Jul 2007

General Certificate of Swinging Excellence, methinks.
Did I tell you I had an A* for my oral skills?
No, really I do! :giggle:

16 Jul 2007

Quote by winchwench
General Certificate of Swinging Excellence, methinks.
Did I tell you I had an A* for my oral skills?
No, really I do! :giggle:

not an *o* for your....?
lp

16 Jul 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
General Certificate of Swinging Excellence, methinks.
Did I tell you I had an A* for my oral skills?
No, really I do! :giggle:

not an *o* for your....?
lp
:dry:

16 Jul 2007

Start off with the foundation course of Soft Swing.
There would have to be a third year module called 'Multi-tasking in the sack'.
One of the first year subjects would have to be 'Knowing when to keep yer mouth open and when to keep it shut!'.
Second year could cover techie things like 'What's essential in a bed' and 'A Strategic Approach to Siting Mirrors'.
I think I'd like the Lab work on 'Watching' :twisted:
Who would the visiting Professor be?
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16 Jul 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
General Certificate of Swinging Excellence, methinks.
Did I tell you I had an A* for my oral skills?
No, really I do! :giggle:

not an *o* for your....?
lp
I think that was an 'Oooooooo.......Ooooooooo'
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16 Jul 2007

NVQ level 10 here for fluffing :giggle:

16 Jul 2007

How about an "etiquette" module:
How to extricate yourself with dignity when the other party isn't how you imagined them
How to approach a third party for the first time
Etc lol

16 Jul 2007

This link has been referred to before in here, but I reckon the guy who wrote this might be a good professor in any study of swinging:

16 Jul 2007

Not sure about the qualifications, but I'm willing to take on an apprentice. :twisted:

16 Jul 2007

Ooooh where we have letters after names n stuff? :bounce:
Swinging Honours At Giving Flucking Excellent Sex Trysts
Missy SHAGFEST - yeh I like it cool

8-) 8-)
Where do I sign up and how long's the course? 8-) 8-) 8-)

16 Jul 2007

I would like to offer private tuition, first 15 lessons are free :giggle:

16 Jul 2007

Quote by Daihappy
I would like to offer private tuition, first 15 lessons are free :giggle:

oh yessssssss!! 15 lessons free :bounce:
But how Long's the course?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: In inches tho, cos still find metric far too confusing confused

16 Jul 2007

Quote by Missy
Ooooh where we have letters after names n stuff? :bounce:
Swinging Honours At Giving Flucking Excellent Sex Trysts
Missy SHAGFEST - yeh I like it 8-) 8-)
Where do I sign up and how long's the course? 8-) 8-) 8-)

Depends on whether yer a stayer or not.
I think you should stay on for the PhD. Then you could be Doctor of Luscious Liaisons as well.
Missy SHAGFEST DOLL.
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16 Jul 2007

Surely if you were verified it would qualify you for some sort of qualification dunno