Swinging snails?

22 Jun 2006

Hi guys - sorry if this has been asked recently but is there some sort of problem with this site? It seems to be taking ages to login, access mail and navigate from section to section. My PC even locks up at times. None of the other sites I use are causing the same problems so.....?
Anyway, I know at age 107 I can't move too fast but this is getting ridiculous LOL
Is anyone else having this problem and can anyone shed any light on what might be wrong?
Cheers all!
Tx

22 Jun 2006

Not much help here guys but the site is running nice and fast for me smile

Minx x x

22 Jun 2006

yer not to sure as its also running well for us ?

22 Jun 2006

Best thing to do is check with your ISP - if it's who I know it is, they'd be the first suspects!

23 Jun 2006

try running a few spyware removal tools
they will help speed up your pc!
I use...
Ad-Aware SE Personal
Spyware Doctor & Spybot - Search & Destroy
...just Google them for free downloads
AVG Antivirus is also free & can help too...
Once you've done all that try to get hold of Registry Mechanic or similar to help streamline the operating system.
If there's any more tools ( confused

) out there that can do the job I'm sure these lovely peeps on SH will be more than willing to help biggrin

23 Jun 2006

NOW I know I'm going nuts!
I thought this thread was actually going to be about swinging snails! redface

I shall never be able to look a snail in the eye ever again.

23 Jun 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
NOW I know I'm going nuts!
I thought this thread was actually going to be about swinging snails!
I shall never be able to look a snail in the eye ever again.

:doh: my-god-man your so slow :giggle:

24 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
try running a few spyware removal tools
they will help speed up your pc!
I use...
Ad-Aware SE Personal
Spyware Doctor & Spybot - Search & Destroy
...just Google them for free downloads
AVG Antivirus is also free & can help too...
Once you've done all that try to get hold of Registry Mechanic or similar to help streamline the operating system.
If there's any more tools ( ) out there that can do the job I'm sure these lovely peeps on SH will be more than willing to help

Thanks for the advice redpantherman.

24 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
NOW I know I'm going nuts!
I thought this thread was actually going to be about swinging snails!
I shall never be able to look a snail in the eye ever again.

:doh: my-god-man your so slow :giggle:
Maybe,but I'm not as slow as those swinging snails are! cool

24 Jun 2006

do snails :swingingchair:
i don`t have a garden so i can`t watch them you see,
be interesting to see david atonborugh do a show on that one :confused:

24 Jun 2006

Quote by philstarnchoozy
do snails :swingingchair:
i don`t have a garden so i can`t watch them you see,
be interesting to see david atonborugh do a show on that one :confused:

Yes they do :swingingchair:
and I happen to be a top producer of nature shows for the BBC!
I've already texted David with your idea and he's replied
SWINGIN SNAILS THATS WICKED MAN!COUNT ME IN NICEY LUV ATTY x

24 Jun 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
do snails :swingingchair:
i don`t have a garden so i can`t watch them you see,
be interesting to see david atonborugh do a show on that one :confused:

Yes they do :swingingchair:
and I happen to be a top producer of nature shows for the BBC!
I've already texted David with your idea and he's replied
SWINGIN SNAILS THATS WICKED MAN!COUNT ME IN NICEY LUV ATTY x
top shit mann can`t wait to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24 Jun 2006

Quote by philstarnchoozy
do snails :swingingchair:
i don`t have a garden so i can`t watch them you see,
be interesting to see david atonborugh do a show on that one :confused:

Yes they do :swingingchair:
and I happen to be a top producer of nature shows for the BBC!
I've already texted David with your idea and he's replied
SWINGIN SNAILS THATS WICKED MAN!COUNT ME IN NICEY LUV ATTY x
top shit mann can`t wait to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't get TOO excited Phil we reckon it'll be around about a 5 year shooting shedule to get any footage of the swinging snails even being snails never mind swinging.
David has sent me another text
5 YEARS HANGIN ROUND FILMIN SNAILS?NO PROBS MATEY I REKON IT WILL B LIKE WEN I WAS WIV THEM GRILLAS.D

24 Jun 2006

:swingingchair: gorillas not seen that one either, is that a special order one (comes in brown wrapping paper) :confused:

24 Jun 2006

Quote by philstarnchoozy
:swingingchair: gorillas not seen that one either, is that a special order one (comes in brown wrapping paper) :confused:

Surely everyone's seen Attenborough with the Gorillaz?Before that he was with Blur.
Sadly for Dave I've had a rethink about the swinging snails film.
I reckon I'm asking that foxy Charlotte Urinebooerk lass to do it instead.I can't think why.