OK, Car keys on the table it is.
I will chuck in my Toyota Yaris,, 1000 cc. No leg room but cosy.
No-one's smoked in it since I got it, but you may have to shuffle the sweet wrappers to one side to get comfy.
What are you offering?
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I have a VW Polo 
a bit cramped 
a bit cramped My 7 year old Nissan Almera ( with suitable name denoting dependable but boring! ) Recently MOT's and serviced ( more than I can say for me! 
) cleaned inside and out, 3 new tyres and the ash tray's never been used ( that's what windows are for innit? ) Hatchback so the back seat folds down for extra boot room :twisted:
I'm on the lookout for the keys to a lovely shiny motorbike. I do have a thing for guys ( and gals ) in leathers :twisted:
) cleaned inside and out, 3 new tyres and the ash tray's never been used ( that's what windows are for innit? ) Hatchback so the back seat folds down for extra boot room :twisted: I'm on the lookout for the keys to a lovely shiny motorbike. I do have a thing for guys ( and gals ) in leathers :twisted:
Sex God
Renault Laguna estate would someone take both the keys and the car......I'll put my bicycle clips on the table
Orgasminator
Quote by foxylady2209
OK, Car keys on the table it is.
I will chuck in my Toyota Yaris,, 1000 cc. No leg room but cosy.
No-one's smoked in it since I got it, but you may have to shuffle the sweet wrappers to one side to get comfy.
What are you offering?
Is this a pre or post recall Toyata?
Sex God
Quote by Mike2mike
Ok, what does my Stagecoach Surrey Megarider bus pass get me, apart from unlimited travel around the Blackwater Valley area? Oh, and loving the new chocolate-themed avatar, !
You get your pick of the purple-rinse babes on their way to the bunion-doctor, waterworks-nurse, and replacement-hip-surgeon.
:D:D:D I'd go for the replacement hip if I were you - they will have their flexibility back. :D 
Sex God
Ooooh, I want to play!
Thing is, I don't drive. :sad:
So, I'm thinking I could possibly offer a suitably salacious flash of my boobs as my metaphorical 'keys in the bowl'...
Does that count?
Thing is, I don't drive. :sad:
So, I'm thinking I could possibly offer a suitably salacious flash of my boobs as my metaphorical 'keys in the bowl'...
Does that count?
Orgasminator
Quote by Mike2mike
Ok, what does my Stagecoach Surrey Megarider bus pass get me, apart from unlimited travel around the Blackwater Valley area? Oh, and loving the new chocolate-themed avatar, !
It gets you lost m8 - they all learnt to drive on the slopes of Nepal, so Katmandu is the next stop!
I was going to use a Jaffa Cake but thought that too cruel when u read my ramblings :evil2:
Sex God
My 05 Ford Fiesta, how boring is that :neutral: or failing that my daughters under used pink Barbie bike
Sex God
Two lady hoofs and her 10 little pinkie winkies.
Feet if anyone is wondering... it's not like you need feet is it? The only good functions they perform is getting from A to B and holding pretty shoes to the end of your legs.
Feet if anyone is wondering... it's not like you need feet is it? The only good functions they perform is getting from A to B and holding pretty shoes to the end of your legs.
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Ooooh, I want to play!
Thing is, I don't drive. :sad:
So, I'm thinking I could possibly offer a suitably salacious flash of my boobs as my metaphorical 'keys in the bowl'...
Does that count?
Does that count? Oh WOW, that will do MUCH more than nicely.
hwoar:I don't drive either, it will have to be a flash of my bum.
Warming the Bed
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I'm on the lookout for the keys to a lovely shiny motorbike. I do have a thing for guys ( and gals ) in leathers :twisted:
A shiny one Sassy, I must get my polish and wax out then. Or would you just go for a big fast one instead?
Sex God
Dont suppose a 1996 Fiat Punto is what you would call a car but it does have a set of keys to make it go :lol2:
Mod
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I have Billy. A 3 year old Peugeot 107 in shiny yellow. Be quick tho as I have decided to become car free.
I do have a triumph speed triple but I ain't swapping her for a fuck. No way no how.
Although the ideas of stocking tops and boots appeals somewhat. :twisted:
They quite appeal to me too :twisted: - err, on Splendid that is, not me, you understand
Mazda 6 for me, but for fun - Honda VFR Vtec - hubba hubba!! :rascal:
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