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Oh Fuck.......
Do thet realise they have to get naked as well and join in??
Quote by da69ve
Oh Fuck.......
Do thet realise they have to get naked as well and join in??

Oh well in that case I have 4 mates :twisted: :P lol
OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol
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OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
Quote by da69ve
OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
Right - the parties off - sorry Dave. I know you'll be gutted but if you look up the 'size that counts' thread you'll see my thoughts on this kinda thing, I feel used and abused and lead on - and you called me a slut :shock:
:wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
Right - the parties off - sorry Dave. I know you'll be gutted but if you look up the 'size that counts' thread you'll see my thoughts on this kinda thing, I feel used and abused and lead on - and you called me a slut :shock:
:wink:
Tut you're so bloody fickle rolleyes
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OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
Right - the parties off - sorry Dave. I know you'll be gutted but if you look up the 'size that counts' thread you'll see my thoughts on this kinda thing, I feel used and abused and lead on - and you called me a slut :shock:
:wink:
Tut you're so bloody fickle rolleyes
Ok so you're BOTH sluts! rotflmao
Look up the 'dirty talk' thread and you can imagine how that made me feel Hagrid :wink:
I have a wish list of thing I want to try doing............
1. forced consentual sex
2. sex with a pre op ts
3. sex with a post op ts
4. take a guy with a strap on
5. fist a girlie
6. try nawashibari again (hopefully the person knows how to undo the knots too this time confused)
I'm not saying who with or when but thats what I'd like to do........ volunteers step this way! ;)
Quote by Bloke2005
OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
Right - the parties off - sorry Dave. I know you'll be gutted but if you look up the 'size that counts' thread you'll see my thoughts on this kinda thing, I feel used and abused and lead on - and you called me a slut :shock:
:wink:thats two fucks in three days blown out , the first with sunbunny , me and the wonderfull toyboy and now da69ve !! and they say things happen in threes ??? confused
Well I think I am safer keeping list to myself, but lets say ladies with red hair, some with black hair, and a wonderful lady who sadly (for me) prefers ladies to anything I could offer if I were single again smile
Quote by little gem
I have a wish list of thing I want to try doing............
1. forced consentual sex
2. sex with a pre op ts
3. sex with a post op ts
4. take a guy with a strap on
5. fist a girlie
6. try nawashibari again (hopefully the person knows how to undo the knots too this time confused)
I'm not saying who with or when but thats what I'd like to do........ volunteers step this way! ;)

Well Gem... I'd say you could tick off three of those after next Saturday, if you asked the right people cool 8-) 8-)
Oooo, I never thought of your party blue! ;) biggrin
MOMF, I'd love to try the nawashibari thing again! I might have to PM you! ;) Can you undo the knots as well though? That's the main part! lol
I have numbers 1, 4 and 6 now allocated! :twisted:
I don't think I'd be so rude as to ask a ts if they would shag me. I'm a bit girlie and daft like that, Hi are you pre op or post op? Fancy a shag? confused Just isn't my style! :lol: I'd still have to fancy them as a person and all that complicated attraction thingymebobs.
Might be able to help you with 1, 4 and 5. And then again, and again :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by manofmuchfun
who wants to undo the knots ? .....hehe your at my mercy dont forget !

*swoon*
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Oh Fuck.......
Do thet realise they have to get naked as well and join in??

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
I will get naked and watch.
Then can I join in??????? lol
:karaoke: Bloke's gonna shag Da69ve at the Essex munch...Essex munch...Essex munch
and we're all gonna join in, yay :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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:karaoke: Bloke's gonna shag Da69ve at the Essex munch...Essex munch...Essex munch
and we're all gonna join in, yay :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ohhhhhh.. such a long way to travel.....but might just be worth it :twisted:
Fee
XX
How many girls do we need now? This I have GOT to see. You have a captive audience already Dave, you cannot let us down now.
So glad I was directed to this thread. .........come on ladies. Just a few more. For me? Please?
Oh - and my wishlist...
to realise the fantasies I came on here to realise. They involve lots of men and live in my filthy imagination. For now. . .
.... and in the meantime I still have a hell of lot of fun. wink
I am never one to shy away from watching a bit of man on man :twisted:
Can i watch too, please???
Gill x
my whole life is one fantasy!!!! lol
lol
i am looking forward to playing out a few more next week at blues party though!!!! :twisted:
But Bloke said i wasn't well endowed enough......and he's gone and blown me out!
Quote by SunBunny
Oh Fuck.......
Do thet realise they have to get naked as well and join in??

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
I will get naked and watch.
Then can I join in??????? lol
Is the Pope a Catholic?
He'll be back. He's just off shagging somewhere, I bet.
Once he sees how the list has grown he will reconsider.
Just watch lol
Quote by da69ve
OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
whose tongue in whose head dave? I'm confused..... :lol:
Quote by SunBunny
OI Dave, are you well endowed or very well endowed? lol

I'm Neither.....I'm just bloody average sad .....but it's not about the size is it now and while i have a tongue in my head I'll be ok!! wink
whose tongue in whose head dave? I'm confused..... :lol:
My tongue of cause!!......you know what i mean...now your confusing me rolleyes