Quote by bigbuns2
Id like to be the local gigolo.
Looks like a village with lots of potential for my services.
Why does it - we're all swingers!
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Post Office staff required. Must be able to read French. Must be fit and able to bend low.
for the low letter boxes.
for the low letter boxes.
Sex God
Quote by de_sade
I have decided that I would like the job of undertaker.
Nobody's going to die in SwingVillage!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I have decided that I would like the job of undertaker.
Nobody's going to die in SwingVillage!
You mean there's gonna be no stiffs? :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Damn well hope so
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I have decided that I would like the job of undertaker.
Nobody's going to die in SwingVillage!
You mean there's gonna be no stiffs? :shock:
Nope, no stiffs.
Hopefully lots of stiffies though :twisted:
Sex God
here by applies for planning permission for a memorial bed (dedicated to all those who have left SH)to be place on the slope above the duck pond by the village green. It will be well to the side of the Christmas Pudding rolling course.
The bed will be a robust oak frame with a wipe clean mattress.
All comments and objections to be directed to the village planning committee.
The bed will be a robust oak frame with a wipe clean mattress.
All comments and objections to be directed to the village planning committee.
Quote by TanKinky
missed that bit
Oooooh, no worries - tell you what, working at Tan's Tavern sounds like it could be fun!! :twisted:
Do we get to have staff lock-ins after hours?!
Of course! and the luckiest of the men folk will be allowed after hours too :twisted:
we need a butcher a baker and a vibrator maker
can I be the vibrator tester?
Sex God
Quote by TabbynTina
missed that bit
Oooooh, no worries - tell you what, working at Tan's Tavern sounds like it could be fun!! :twisted:
Do we get to have staff lock-ins after hours?!
Of course! and the luckiest of the men folk will be allowed after hours too :twisted:
we need a butcher a baker and a vibrator maker
can I be the vibrator tester?
we will all be vibrator testers :twisted: the maker will make them then we all have a big party in "Tans Tavern" testing them together while the less adventurus takes notes :wink:
Quote by TanKinky
missed that bit
Oooooh, no worries - tell you what, working at Tan's Tavern sounds like it could be fun!! :twisted:
Do we get to have staff lock-ins after hours?!
Of course! and the luckiest of the men folk will be allowed after hours too :twisted:
we need a butcher a baker and a vibrator maker
can I be the vibrator tester?
we will all be vibrator testers :twisted: the maker will make them then we all have a big party in "Tans Tavern" testing them together while the less adventurus takes notes :wink:
can I be cheif tester then
I errrrm have the experience and comitment :lol:
Sex God
Any news on this yet?
Have it been bought yet?? :D
Have it been bought yet?? :D
Sex God
Sorry I haven't read the whole thread but is there a village bike? :lol2:
but is there a village bike? :lol2: Just looked through the thread at the community so far, and, well, ummmmm, hardly the A team 
:? :?
I have found a couple of colleagues tho!! :bounce:
You and me, the topless bush keeper and the Hoer :bounce:
We'll make Gardeners world look boring...... or ummmm.... more boring :undecided:
I quoted this cos of the word 'agriculture' :happy:
Then looked at the other cultures ..... and husbandry? (what on earth is that? :shock: )
But back to the food growing bit (phew!) :happy:
The Bush trimmer, the Hoer and .......... the spud (had to give the one with the degree the daft name! :lol2: )
Company name 'The Sexatares' - the 385th emergency service :smug:
:? :?I have found a couple of colleagues tho!! :bounce:
Quote by Phuckers
i want to be the topless gardener
You and me, the topless bush keeper and the Hoer :bounce:
We'll make Gardeners world look boring...... or ummmm.... more boring :undecided:
Quote by Whipsnspurs
i have a degree in agriculture, horticulture and animal husbandry and i'm very good at making things grow! :twisted: so i'll grow the food for the cooking.
spurs is great with his hands! so anything to do with machines and such, he's your man.
whips and spurs
I quoted this cos of the word 'agriculture' :happy:
Then looked at the other cultures ..... and husbandry? (what on earth is that? :shock: )
But back to the food growing bit (phew!) :happy:
The Bush trimmer, the Hoer and .......... the spud (had to give the one with the degree the daft name! :lol2: )
Company name 'The Sexatares' - the 385th emergency service :smug:
And a ruddy great spider has just legged it past me as I was posting then!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
Whips..... this horticultural degree......... can it get rid of spiders?
Cos I really need some help right now :scared:
:eeek: OMG just spotted a black shape out the corner of my eye..... right next to me on the sofa!!!!!!!!!! :scared:
Screamed my head off.... or more of a silent scream actually, cos don't wanna wake David up :undecided:
10 second silent scream till I realised it was the remote control :? 
Spider must stll be over there...... blocking the bluddy doorway, under mini Missys debris :?
Whips..... this horticultural degree......... can it get rid of spiders?
Cos I really need some help right now :scared:
:eeek: OMG just spotted a black shape out the corner of my eye..... right next to me on the sofa!!!!!!!!!! :scared:
Screamed my head off.... or more of a silent scream actually, cos don't wanna wake David up :undecided:
10 second silent scream till I realised it was the remote control
:? Spider must stll be over there...... blocking the bluddy doorway, under mini Missys debris :? Quote by Missy
And a ruddy great spider has just legged it past me as I was posting then!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
Whips..... this horticultural degree......... can it get rid of spiders?
Cos I really need some help right now :scared:
:eeek: OMG just spotted a black shape out the corner of my eye..... right next to me on the sofa!!!!!!!!!! :scared:
Screamed my head off.... or more of a silent scream actually, cos don't wanna wake David up :undecided:
10 second silent scream till I realised it was the remote control
Nah, you must have been imagining it :P :twisted:
