SwingVillage

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Okay... I'm totally impractical in all things but cooking - so, as long as I could be excused the actual food production, then I'd be happy to work in the kitchen!

Chief pot and bottle washer then! lol

What I actually meant was 'as long as someone else grows the stuff, I'll cook it'... I ain't signing up for the washing up!! :shock:
If that's all that's on offer then I'll go collect glasses at Tan's Tavern... wink

15 Jun 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Okay... I'm totally impractical in all things but cooking - so, as long as I could be excused the actual food production, then I'd be happy to work in the kitchen!

Chief pot and bottle washer then! lol

What I actually meant was 'as long as someone else grows the stuff, I'll cook it'... I ain't signing up for the washing up!! :shock:
If that's all that's on offer then I'll go collect glasses at Tan's Tavern... wink

Ahhhhh, let you off then. Needs to be a man to wash up anyway :lol:
Ooooooo will you wear a wench-type outfit in the aforementioned tavern? :rascal:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Okay... I'm totally impractical in all things but cooking - so, as long as I could be excused the actual food production, then I'd be happy to work in the kitchen!

Chief pot and bottle washer then! lol

What I actually meant was 'as long as someone else grows the stuff, I'll cook it'... I ain't signing up for the washing up!! :shock:
If that's all that's on offer then I'll go collect glasses at Tan's Tavern... wink

Ahhhhh, let you off then. Needs to be a man to wash up anyway :lol:
Ooooooo will you wear a wench-type outfit in the aforementioned tavern? :rascal:
I reckon so... could just see Tan in charge of a crack team of buxom serving wenches!
:twisted:

15 Jun 2008

I think I might moonlight as a buxom serving wench. Kids'll all be in bed by then anyway lol

15 Jun 2008

I find myself in need of an evening job.....anything going in the tavern? innocent

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Immigration Officer please.
We can't let just anyone in, can we..?
:shock: :shock:

Would that involve strip searches? And would that mean that those already in, miss out on the strip search?
Nope! Im as head of security I would search everyone lol

15 Jun 2008

Quote by TanKinky
Id contribute being the buxom wench type thing serving in the bar of our swing local

all beers, lagers, wines homemade of course.

It will get rather busy all on ya own... Could i be of any help as Busty Barmaid no2?

15 Jun 2008

As landlady of Tan's Tavern it has been duly noted we are rather short staffed wink

so will be recruiting buxom wenches, it is a very busy tavern so we will need quite a few good hard working staff - hours negotiable apply thaddaway <<<<<<<<<<<

15 Jun 2008

Can we nominate people for jobs?

15 Jun 2008

Quote by TanKinky
As landlady of Tan's Tavern it has been duly noted we are rather short staffed so will be recruiting buxom wenches, hours negotiable apply thaddaway <<<<<<<<<<<

Great minds think alike
:thumbup:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Lilmiss
As landlady of Tan's Tavern it has been duly noted we are rather short staffed so will be recruiting buxom wenches, hours negotiable apply thaddaway <<<<<<<<<<<

Great minds think alike
:thumbup:
If you read the previous page, you've already got a queue waiting to be taken... on, that is!!
:wink:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by noladreams30
As landlady of Tan's Tavern it has been duly noted we are rather short staffed so will be recruiting buxom wenches, hours negotiable apply thaddaway <<<<<<<<<<<

Great minds think alike
:thumbup:
If you read the previous page, you've already got a queue waiting to be taken... on, that is!!
:wink:
missed that bit

15 Jun 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Can we nominate people for jobs?

oooh yeah we need a nurse and a doctor and a farmer (if we are to be self sufficient) ooh a vet to a blockbusters man/fem (stocked with the very best of porn)
RPM odd job man he has the toolbelt :bounce:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Lilmiss
missed that bit

Oooooh, no worries - tell you what, working at Tan's Tavern sounds like it could be fun!! :twisted:
Do we get to have staff lock-ins after hours?! wink

15 Jun 2008

If we are allowed to nominate folk....
then pretty pretty please can Mrs Bonedigger open a cake shop?!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
I hear her party cakes are summat special! :inlove:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by noladreams30
missed that bit

Oooooh, no worries - tell you what, working at Tan's Tavern sounds like it could be fun!! :twisted:
Do we get to have staff lock-ins after hours?! wink

Of course! and the luckiest of the men folk will be allowed after hours too :twisted:
we need a butcher a baker and a vibrator maker biggrin

15 Jun 2008

A baker now you are talking, I am a dab hand with yeast.

15 Jun 2008

I think you might need a 'Family Planning' Clinic.
Also a sex education teacher... I would enjoy that job in the village.

15 Jun 2008

Can I do the entertainment in Tan's Tavern? lol

15 Jun 2008

Something tells me we are going to have to keep a close eye on the Tavan.

15 Jun 2008

I would see my role within the community as being a
Socrates type figure in that I would promote debate & create an actual Froum for members to express themselves in a philosophical manner.
Like Socrates, I would cause controversy but this would be essential for free thinking.

A little drama didn't hurt anyone. :twisted:

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Wunderhorse
I would see my role within the community as being a
Socrates type figure in that I would promote debate & create an actual Froum for members to express themselves in a philosophical manner.
Like Socrates, I would cause controversy but this would be essential for free thinking.

A little drama didn't hurt anyone. :twisted:

Then please except are/our apologies, having reconsidered we may have gone too far.

15 Jun 2008

Quote by Wunderhorse
I would see my role within the community as being a
Socrates type figure in that I would promote debate & create an actual Froum for members to express themselves in a philosophical manner.
Like Socrates, I would cause controversy but this would be essential for free thinking.

A little drama didn't hurt anyone. :twisted:

Sod philosophy. It's for fun!

15 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Immigration Officer please.
We can't let just anyone in, can we..?
:shock: :shock:

Would that involve strip searches? And would that mean that those already in, miss out on the strip search?
Nope! Im as head of security I would search everyone lol

Jeez! Can I close me legs a bit yet? redface

:shock:
.

15 Jun 2008

I will open a cake shop and will do the food for tans tavern, of an evening, and in keeping with th costume, I will indeed be dressed as a buxom serving wench.
By day I will work in the hozzy, fixing up all those peeps with repetitive strain injury, groin strain sore boobs andthe like:twisted:
Mr Bone will be on the security team if required and the villages undertaker if needed :twisted:

15 Jun 2008

I can see Tan's Tavern ending up looking like Coyote Ugly! lol

Will anyone ever get anything done?
I (almost) have a Saloon girl outfit I could utilise! Oh, and I could come in pretty handy at kicking out time too wink

15 Jun 2008

Quote by noladreams30
If we are allowed to nominate folk....
then pretty pretty please can Mrs Bonedigger open a cake shop?!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
I hear her party cakes are summat special! :inlove:

So are mine!

15 Jun 2008

I will open a cake shop and will do the food for tans tavern
Yay! lol

So that's me and Mrs B in the kitchen then!!

15 Jun 2008

...gardener required to work at the Chatterley's residence. Must be strong with a knowledge of cucumbers and egg plants....

15 Jun 2008

mmmmmmmm, what do you know about hot bedding?