Sympathy for Davej

30 Mar 2005

Mr. J. Sir. Having read and re-read a few of your posts over the last few days, I can't help but notice that there seems to be a somewhat disturbing aspect to them, this being .........
sense! confused

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
From this I can only conclude that the delightful Mrs. Davej. Ma'am has packed her bags and "gone back to Mothers" and that your supply of medication is becoming dangerously low.
An appeal:
If there's anybody in Mr. J's local area that could nip round and make sure Mr. J has his prescription filled (preferably someone who does meals-on-wheels as well), could you please PM Mr. J and arrange a time to call.
Thank you for your time in reading this and with your help we'll have Mr. J. Sir back to his usual bollox (TM TE 2004) in no time at all.
Thank you.

30 Mar 2005

Will Meals on a Bike be of any use ????

30 Mar 2005

Easy, I did ask him earlier and he thinks it may be because he's been on one of these healthy diet thingies confused

, but he's going to go back to the chocolate-based diet now. That should improve things considerably.

30 Mar 2005

I thank you for your concerns Easy, but really there is no need. I am simply going through one of those stages in life where I feel an urge to change. This has manifested itself in many ways including my posting style which as many will know, seldom contains any serious content.
I can reasure you that Mrs Davej is still very much part of my life and despite her attempts to leave me to "go back to mother" over the years, she has been baulked by the Home Office who are insistent that a visiting order is just that, an oppurtunity to simply visit and not an oppurtunity to move in. They claim and I have no reason to doubt them, that even if mother was in a standard cell on a regular wing it wouldn't be allowed let alone be permitted within the isolation cells.
I will freely admit that I've not been myself lately and with another birthday only a few days away, I am starting to reflect on the life that I've enjoyed thus far, which you and a few others know to have been eventfull and the years yet to come, with those thoughts in my head, I have felt quite maudling of late which has put me onto the road of self pity, basically I am missing the attention that being younger brought me and I am despising the anonymity that comes with age.
I am currently trying to snap out of this and have now moved from the comfort of my winter hotel (for those that don't know I stay in hotels through the week) into my summer hotel, which, whilst not being as nice, has the added benefit of being attached to a holiday park, where the atmosphere and the oppurtunity to enjoy my evenings a bit more, are greater amongst the holiday makers. I am visiting 'Uncle Ralphs Disco' on the site during the evenings, which despite starting at 7:30pm and finishing at 9:30pm, is still affording me the chance to join in with the conga type dance moves to, 'Show Me The Way To Amarillo' it would be nicer if some of the kids parents attended 'Uncle Ralphs' as well, but I'm enjoying it.
I fully expect that I will get back to normal in the future and return to submitting total bollox, but in the meantime bear with me if I get serious and be assured that Mrs Davej is firmly by my side and ensuring that the 20mm of thick syrup that I am required to take each week, is being administered.

30 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
I am visiting 'Uncle Ralphs Disco' on the site during the evenings, which despite starting at 7:30pm and finishing at 9:30pm, is still affording me the chance to join in with the conga type dance moves to, 'Show Me The Way To Amarillo' it would be nicer if some of the kids parents attended 'Uncle Ralphs' as well, but I'm enjoying it.
.

The problem then is either Uncle Ralphs' or Tony Christie.
Take your choice.
John
wink

30 Mar 2005

Do you know what's really scary??.... Despite DaveJ's attempt's to be sensible I still cant help giggling when I read his post's dunno

:giggle:
Dont worry Dave the feeling passes once you have passed 40 wink

Shireen
xxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Dont worry Dave the feeling passes once you have passed 40
Shireen
xxx

Shireen !!! you mean to say our Davej has not yet passed that milestone.

30 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
I can reasure you that Mrs Davej is still very much part of my life and despite her attempts to leave me to "go back to mother" over the years, she has been baulked by the Home Office who are insistent that a visiting order is just that, an oppurtunity to simply visit and not an oppurtunity to move in. They claim and I have no reason to doubt them, that even if mother was in a standard cell on a regular wing it wouldn't be allowed let alone be permitted within the isolation cells.

So the parole board has refused her again. :shock: How many times is that now? 8? 9? Then again taking bets on how many "screws" she can knock out before they call the riot squad and police re-enforcement isn't going to help her case is it really? Still, at least she's out of Broadmoor now and back in general population. That should lift her spirits no end.

Quote by davej
I will freely admit that I've not been myself lately and with another birthday only a few days away, I am starting to reflect on the life that I've enjoyed thus far, which you and a few others know to have been eventfull and the years yet to come, with those thoughts in my head, I have felt quite maudling of late which has put me onto the road of self pity, basically I am missing the attention that being younger brought me and I am despising the anonymity that comes with age.

You're only as old as the woman you're feeling mate.......unless Mrs J. catches you, in which case you're guaranteed not to get any older. :eeek:

Quote by davej
I fully expect that I will get back to normal in the future and return to submitting total bollox, but in the meantime bear with me if I get serious and be assured that Mrs Davej is firmly by my side and ensuring that the 20mm of thick syrup that I am required to take each week, is being administered.

You are aware that it's an oral suspension aren't you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and happy 21st mate. :cheers:

30 Mar 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Shireen !!! you mean to say our Davej has not yet passed that milestone.

He told me that he was only pretending to be older as he didn't want all the young girlies chasing him MrsFC wink

Shireen
xxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
I fully expect that I will get back to normal in the future and return to submitting total bollox, but in the meantime bear with me if I get serious and be assured that Mrs Davej is firmly by my side and ensuring that the 20mm of thick syrup that I am required to take each week, is being administered.

Don't believe a flucking word of this - still too much sense!! Treat this man with the utmost caution - do not approach without full armed back-up.
If you do encounter this individual and he starts talking about syrup - ask him whether it's in a tin on a lead. If he says 'yes' - then it's OK - pat him on the head - 'cos he's only a Golden Labrador (despite appearances) - if he says 'No' - just run!!! :scared:

30 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
(for those that don't know I stay in hotels through the week) into my summer hotel, which, whilst not being as nice, has the added benefit of being attached to a holiday park, where the atmosphere and the oppurtunity to enjoy my evenings a bit more, are greater amongst the holiday makers. I am visiting 'Uncle Ralphs Disco' on the site during the evenings, which despite starting at 7:30pm and finishing at 9:30pm, is still affording me the chance to join in with the conga type dance moves to, 'Show Me The Way To Amarillo' it would be nicer if some of the kids parents attended 'Uncle Ralphs' as well, but I'm enjoying it.

What can i say! dunno

will a

do and a

Debsxxxxxxxxx kiss