Take the long term (chocolate) approach

14 Jan 2012

I had a couple of meets today...as per fairly normal I didn't orgasm...and was left feeling decidedly horny...now I did go to my local for a beer..and there's a story there too, but the crux is I thought I needed to do something about this state I was in. When I was younger I would've hit the bars running and tried too lure some young lady back to my place....it never worked then either....but now, older and wiser, I take the long term approach, tried and proven successful. I went to late night asda and stocked up the chocolate hoard....when I was payin fer it one of the asda girls said "I wish I could knock off work now and come home with you" .... it's the lure of the chocolate, don't underestimate it.
it's not luck, nor looks, it's chocolate!

14 Jan 2012

Most of the Asda "girls" I've seen are older than you are mate! :lol2: That said, I've not been in the early hours so maybe they transform after midnight? ;)

14 Jan 2012

Quote by Cubes
Most of the Asda "girls" I've seen are older than you are mate! :lol2: That said, I've not been in the early hours so maybe they transform after midnight? ;)

think y'll find they retire by the time they get to my age Cubes lol

but anyway....covered in chocolate ya wouldn't know the difference :lol:

15 Jan 2012

hmm.. our asda`s shut 2nite... coz it`s sunday tomz...n they dont open till 10 sad