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.. and joined... ive been lurking for awhile and liked what i saw. Seems like a friendly place. For those who like a story, ive posted a couple a while back.. tell me if u like more and i'll write more. All my stories are true, just the names changed to protect the innocent. Im up for discussing and getting down to real kinky stuff and straight stuff too so dont be shy - im unshockable.. :shock:
I love it when people say they're unshockable - it's simply a red rag to a bull, and a very big bull at that :twisted: .
Welcome, but....prepare to be SHOCKED wink
Welcome to the forum!!
Glad you came in from lurking in the sidelines and hope you enjoy the stay. I sometimes retreat to the sidelines every now and again but I seem to have got stuck in here. Do you remeber where the door is OneWarmGuy I may need to bail out soon.
Have fun!
Love
Wilma
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(if you see Fred, ignore him)
do your worst blue... ive already looked at your site and loved it. pray tell are you one of the lads or the lasses?
I really am unshockable.
Glad you like the site - the lads and lasses are hard to distinguish! As I keep changing the pics I get a bit lost myself when I have to think about who is actually on there at the moment. Most are of my partner (one of the lads :shock: ), and I take most of the pics. There is one page still on there taken last Xmas with a set of pics of me, my partner and a couple of friends having a laugh - they're really old now, I should take them off, but it was such a funny night I've left them on for nostalgia wink
theres a mighty fine cock on display there! a fine specimin... even tho i am straight, i know gold when i see it.
That pussy looks as sweet as honey too..
Hell id wear some frillies for the chance to dive in there too :shock:
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do your worst blue...

Bluuuuuue! The older boys are making fun of me again!
That's a dangerous thing to say, unless... but of course you enjoy having a strap-on insterted everywhere it will fit.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Do my worst????? All I can say is, I'm glad I wouldn't be on the receiving end :shock:
do your worst blue
um, warm guy,You might want to check thisBlues worst is.......WAY above 10 on the Richter scale! :eeek:
Kit
xxxx
Don't be scared - after the 14th beer you won't feel the pain, just focus on the pleasure!
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That's a dangerous thing to say, unless... but of course you enjoy having a strap-on insterted everywhere it will fit.

Who said anything about it fitting BEFORE it is inserted DJohn? Awww, I know it fits AFTER she has inserted it, but I believe that is just the reaming out process that makes it fit? :eeek:
Bring it on Blue Baby... thats nothing.... nothing that wouldnt be sorted with a bit of love lube....
You might even make me smile.... biggrin
Do i get a reward if i take it like a good boy?
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Do i get a reward if i take it like a good boy?

NOPE! - but you might get one hell of a crowd gathering around taking side bets mate!
I still dont know if Blue is a Mr or a Mrs....
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I still dont know if Blue is a Mr or a Mrs....

Awwwww - now you think to ask! confused :?
You are in deeper than you thought here! lol :lol: :lol: But never mind Bluexxx will Rectify that for you! Real soon!
I dont suppose it matters anyway....
I love it anyway it comes.... :shock:
AC/DC Black/White/Green variety is the spice of life (swallows hard)
Blue is neither Mr. or Mrs., but if you would like to know what biological sex I am, well, like you said, what does it matter :twisted: , have a check through the other threads and work it out.
I am very glad you have agreed to take it like a man, there are huge rewards for bravery on this site, just ask DJohn what cred he has achieved in his short time here 8)
Quote by DJohn
That's a dangerous thing to say, unless... but of course you enjoy having a strap-on insterted everywhere it will fit.

Can i watch????
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Of course!
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...just ask DJohn what cred he has achieved in his short time here 8)

And it didn't hurt a bit! Well, only when I cough. Or bend over. Or sit. Or run. Or walk. Or ...
...But admit it, you can't wait for the next time! wink