Taking the strain off the \"V\".

11 Jan 2009

Just trying to make happy forum for a few mins:->>>
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
Give her a house, she'll give you a home.
Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
Give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
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just be carefull how you cast the letter.
Medic_1
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11 Jan 2009

Quote by medic_1
Just trying to make happy forum for a few mins:->>>
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
Give her a house, she'll give you a home.
Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
Give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
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just be carefull how you cast the letter.
Medic_1
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pmsl i love that lol
cheers Phredd x

11 Jan 2009

:giggle: its truueee i was given a ikkle bum and made it huge
xx fem xx

11 Jan 2009

and an other one :->>>
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.

11 Jan 2009

I was walking along the beach and found an old bottle, I gave it a rub to clean it and out popped a genie.
The Genie said you may have 3 wishes for releasing me, but be aware, anything you wish for, your ex wife will have doubled.
So what will be your first wish?
Me "I would like 5 million pound please"
Genie " very well its in your account and your ex wife has £10m"
So what will be your second wish?
Me " I would like a house with frontage onto River Thames and mooring for 60ft boat please.
Genie "very well its yours and your wife has a veritable mansion on the River Thames at Eton and mooring for a superyacht.
For your third wish Andy?
Me " I WOULD LIKE A MILD HEART ATTACK PLEASE!!!!!"
lol

11 Jan 2009

Quote by fem_4_taboo
:giggle: its truueee i was given a ikkle bum and made it huge
xx fem xx

pmsl fem x

11 Jan 2009

Quote by M8-Me
.... but be aware, anything you wish for, your ex wife will have doubled...
For your third wish Andy?
Me " I WOULD LIKE A MILD HEART ATTACK PLEASE!!!!!"

And lo, the ex-wife had a heart attack twice as mild... Damn!

11 Jan 2009

Quote by Mmmaybe
.... but be aware, anything you wish for, your ex wife will have doubled...
For your third wish Andy?
Me " I WOULD LIKE A MILD HEART ATTACK PLEASE!!!!!"

And lo, the ex-wife had a heart attack twice as mild... Damn!
:kick: lol

12 Jan 2009