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I can fart "the queen"
all stand please
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The ability to make beautiful music, speak or write beautiful words, paint amazing pictures, sing, act, recite with a gorgeous voice, the talent for being fully, bravely, wholly oneself...
And tap dancing is always useful!
a lightfooted plumber then?
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Someone who can make me laugh is a talent, finding funny women is a rarity I've discovered.
plenty of funny women in here...in fact, I think theyre all a bit wierd
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plenty of funny women in here...in fact, I think theyre all a bit wierd
lp

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Hmm, once had a FB who spoke Russian...that was quite a talent :twisted:
Silky gets all damp over a decent rock guitarist, I have to keep her on a tight leash when theres a live band at the boozer
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plenty of funny women in here...in fact, I think theyre all a bit wierd
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Why thank you biggrin
Quote by __random_orbit__
plenty of funny women in here...in fact, I think theyre all a bit wierd
lp

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Hmm, once had a FB who spoke Russian...that was quite a talent :twisted:
You shagged John Cleese? :shock:
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Hmm, once had a FB who spoke Russian...that was quite a talent :twisted:

*Meaty puts two and two together and works out who Witchy has benn getting jiggy with :rascal:
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I tried that..... and got send off in a football game "swearing at a offical"
How was I to know he spoken a bit of russian!!! lol :lol:
Oh, fgs....can a gal not reveal a bit of a perversion without being mocked. Tch. rolleyes
For the recordski, if I close my eyes during that Fish Called Wanda scene.... redface
I love singers and musicians and people who can do things with their hands.
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Jimi hendrix at the potters-wheel
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Jimi hendrix at the potters-wheel
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As a very amateur musician, I've been asked to play at a variety of functions, both guitar and keyboards... I'll never forget the 80th birthday party I played at, where the birthday girl came up and stated "It's not the size of your organ, it's what you do with it..." Not sure whether that was a complement, come to think of it...
I like a fella who can kick it on the dancefloor. Not a big dancer myself but them breakdancers certainly get me inspired......
I'd love to be able to play the classical guitar in the flamenco style. There's a lot of passion, romance, energy and sensuality in this style. A lady killer in my books.

No talent lol wouldn't say it turns me or anyone else on a great deal either unless twinkle twinkle floats ya boat redface surprisedops:
I learnt I can play the harmonica, anyone get moist from a man with big lungs?
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No talent lol wouldn't say it turns me or anyone else on a great deal either unless twinkle twinkle floats ya boat redface surprisedops:

I wanna twang ya twings twan! :wanker: