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ive had a great day at the speed awareness course smile.....
you know the ones....you get nicked for speeding then instead of getting 3 points and a 60 quid fine you pay 90 quid and get a driving lesson...
well im starting to believe some people from SH (the 1s who have met me and have said i talk a lot).....
the reason......the nice advanced driveing instructor was suffering form a nervous tic when we got back to our point of origin.... 20 minutes early and wanted the loo when i asked for his number to book myself on a course :)
he didnt return and i think he made a sharp exit....
and bluexxx i dont think ways of making me be quiet were ever going to be the topic of discussion lol... so uyou , mistress_sassy, Angel_chat,chairman81, and Judy could be right :)
heehee.....
I didnt get the opportunity to go on the course...I would have done that instead
go on the course???
or talk a lot???
if its the latter im sure i could give free lessons smile :shock:
dargento you just need to face facts hun. When we were at the meal for blue's birthday I actually had to shout at you to stfu and listen to me :shock: and even then you carried on talking!! I've never in my life met anyone who can talk as much as you, in such a loud voice or in that funny accent of yours :lol2: It's a good job you're such a nice bloke or I'd have to buy a big spade to hit you over the head with and then dig a big hole to bury you in :twisted: kiss
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dargento you just need to face facts hun. When we were at the meal for blue's birthday I actually had to shout at you to stfu and listen to me :shock: and even then you carried on talking!! I've never in my life met anyone who can talk as much as you, in such a loud voice or in that funny accent of yours :lol2: It's a good job you're such a nice bloke or I'd have to buy a big spade to hit you over the head with and then dig a big hole to bury you in :twisted: kiss

I don't know if it's already been said... I SAID,I don't know if it's already been said... but Dargento reminds me of this 'ere fella...

Really nice guy.... and Dargento is too... lol
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dargento you just need to face facts hun. When we were at the meal for blue's birthday I actually had to shout at you to stfu and listen to me :shock: and even then you carried on talking!! I've never in my life met anyone who can talk as much as you, in such a loud voice or in that funny accent of yours :lol2: It's a good job you're such a nice bloke or I'd have to buy a big spade to hit you over the head with and then dig a big hole to bury you in :twisted: kiss

rotflmao :rotflmao: rolleyes :roll:
CheekyChimp.... wink
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go on the course???
or talk a lot???
if its the latter im sure i could give free lessons smile :shock:

I talk for a job....but only type a little lol
Quote by dargento
go on the course???
or talk a lot???
if its the latter im sure i could give free lessons smile :shock:

God you can talk for bloody England, never mind Lancashire - I'm sure you'd give anyone their money's worth in lessons lol
well....heehee i could be an alternative hit man smile
you put the contract out on them....i go and talk em to death :)
ok postie im on my way to yaaarrrkshire now m8...
lol....you know i love you postie :)
You make me look quiet :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Ah, but can you bounce dargento m8?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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You make me look quiet :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Blimey, that is true :shock:
But neither of you would ever make any money in a sponsored silence :lol2:
yeah ES i can bounce.....but the veracity in which i go about that activity would largely depend on what it was i was bouncing on / in :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol
and i would have you know bluexxx i completed a sponsored silence last year......ok well it wasnt so much of a sponsored silence as a 2 min silence.......well ok ok i admit i failed miserably after 11 seconds sad
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and i would have you know bluexxx i completed a sponsored silence last year......ok well it wasnt so much of a sponsored silence as a 2 min silence.......well ok ok i admit i failed miserably after 11 seconds sad

:laughabove: :laughabove:
This sooooo doesn't surprise me... you bloody nutter lol kiss
ah angel.....its a good job ive the heart of a saint aint it....otherwise no 1 would ever speak to me......
ps...was gonna answer an ad for a vwe guy with 8"....but hurts like f*ck when i try to fold it in half smile redface surprisedops:
Quote by dargento
ah angel.....its a good job ive the heart of a saint aint it....otherwise no 1 would ever speak to me......

It is indeed, and indeed you do smile You get my vote anyway :thumbup: Oh hang on, saint? errmmm... I'll get back to you on that lol
ps...was gonna answer an ad for a vwe guy with 8"....but hurts like f*ck when i try to fold it in half :) redface surprisedops:

Eh? Random boy! :lol2:
im soooooooooooo misunderstood...........
misrepresented.........
misunderstood.......
and wanting to get it on with
missAngelchat lol :lol: :lol:
!ACK!!!!
im lancasire through and through judy.....my dad had the red rose tattoed on my forehead at birth........but it got smudged in the wash....(mum and dads first washer ....instructions incomplete.....it read washing childrens clothes is easy.....but the s clothes is easy bit was missing....
hence the red smudge smile
but i cant go far wrong with you lot saying im ok....and as for the date....its gonna happen....unless you want to shy away from it at the last mihute :)....im not a poor man but may have to save up to take you out.....seeing as the back alley idea was met with a barrage of biblical proportions biggrin
speak soon :)
dargento
Hey Dargento I did that course bet it was at the same centre somewhere near junction 29 or so????????????? got me goody bag but still had another sppeding fine for doing 38 miles in 30 mile zone since lol. Oh and yes you do talk and talk and talk bollox dont stop mate you are lurvely lol xxx