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I've just been told off for talking to a woman. smackbottom
Well I thought I was talking to her, but I was told I was talking to her breasts. :grin:
I didn't even realise I was doing it. dunno
I know by my age I should know better, so is it a common problem for you ladies? Do we really talk to your breasts, and does it make you feel good or bad? :confused:
Yes, it happens all the time. I like it. It makes me laugh! Especially when it was my consultant neurologist doing it.. brill. And Reese was sat next to me, too.
On another note.. I DO IT! I am awful. I know I do it. I apologise, then do it some more. Breasts are lovely and they need looking at.
I just gently remind Mars that `I`m up here`
Makes me giggle. Of course, if I`m being gawped at by a total sleeze, then I will get cross.
Venusxxx
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Venus, you have got to be the expert on this one!! boink
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timmy xxx
It happens all the time to me too!!!
I find it funny and have been known to use it in some important meetings. I have found that if, when I want a "breast talker" to say he agrees with me all I have to do is slightly move my body up and down and his head does likewise, its allmost impossible for him to disagree!!
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It happens all the time to me too!!!
I find it funny and have been known to use it in some important meetings. I have found that if, when I want a "breast talker" to say he agrees with me all I have to do is slightly move my body up and down and his head does likewise, its allmost impossible for him to disagree!!

What did you say Foxy, was too busy staring at your avitar :twisted:
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Just nod Morbius lol
Venusxxx

:crazy: lol
I get it quite a bit too,sometimes ,well no most of the time its great but sometimes its annoying,if only eyes were in my nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clare,xxx
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Of course, if I`m being gawped at by a total sleeze, then I will get cross.
Venusxxx

Look, I apologised for that at the time and you promised you wouldn't mention it again! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by VenusnMars
Just nod Morbius lol
Venusxxx

LMAO he is so used to me saying that .... usually for different reasons though!!!!!
I'm guilty at looking at boobs .....
and yes I get wound up when people talk to mine ... but I'm never offended by it thankfully
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Just nod Morbius lol
Venusxxx

LMAO he is so used to me saying that .... usually for different reasons though!!!!!
I'm guilty at looking at boobs .....
and yes I get wound up when people talk to mine ... but I'm never offended by it thankfully
Were youtalkin about me!?!?!?!?!
Sorry i was to busy looking at your tit, no tat, no tit, oh hell, your breasts :twisted:
Not unless she has mastered ventriliquisim, otherwise she wouldn`t stand a hope in hell of communicating with you! lol
Venusxxx
I think I'll carry on doing it then! :grin:
But what am I saying? I can't help myself anyway. :thumbup:
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Not unless she has mastered ventriliquisim, otherwise she wouldn`t stand a hope in hell of communicating with you! lol
Venusxxx

I it means i can stand and stare i dont mind where she talks from lmaoooo ;)
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i must have been really shy at the NW munch II corrie cos i still dont know what you look like :shock:
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about 4 inches further down would hae been better wink :twisted: :twisted:
she knows i was joking and besides did you enter?
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you dont look the type to be able to get your ankles behind your ears redface