Talking Dirty!

4 Mar 2007

Quote by dambuster

If you want to give it a go, as Tune said- start small. Progress from "mmmm, thats nice" to "oh fuck that feels good".
Before you know it, if you enjoy it you'll be "Dripping with spunk from his huge, hard cock"

But for fuck's sake . . .
don't go with
"Take me, take me big boy; I'm yours ! ! !" with a smattering of 70's porno oooohs and aaaaahs while thrashing your head from side to side
Particularly with someone you've just met. Or you might find he collapses into a heap, and guffaws like a rabid buffoon - and worse; loses his raging hard on redface

ops: :oops:
So thats why you never respond to my PM's. :cry:

4 Mar 2007

Quote by Miss_Kiss
I find it difficult not to talk during sex.
During sex, and in real life I tend to think something then quickly say it - I don't always mean to.
I love talking dirty during intimate moments! :twisted:

So sex is not real life? lol

(I know what you meant) wink

4 Mar 2007

I can't talk dirty - far too shy redface

5 Mar 2007

I have just got in from work and rushed to read your responses, I would like to thank you all so much for all of your advise :rose:
Im gonna try texting first and slowly build up my nerve, its not that I dont want to as some of you suggested its more a case of embarassement redface

incase I sound like an idiot :doh:
Once again thanks and I will let you all know how it goes

5 Mar 2007

Good luck!
Perhaps you should run the messages past us first- just to, erm, test the response? :giggle:

5 Mar 2007

Quote by DANEM
I have just got in from work and rushed to read your responses, I would like to thank you all so much for all of your advise :rose:
Im gonna try texting first and slowly build up my nerve, its not that I dont want to as some of you suggested its more a case of embarassement incase I sound like an idiot :doh:
Once again thanks and I will let you all know how it goes

Quote by DANEM
He wants me to talk about what other men have done to me ops: and what I have done to other men :oops:

If you want to PM me some of the material - I'll offer an opinion on it if you like :twisted: wink

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5 Mar 2007

thanks tune I will bear that in mind! lol