Talking dirty?

29 Nov 2007

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and
have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake
and sweat until you moan
and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy,
beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished,
you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
lol

29 Nov 2007

Quote by fabioplum
I will seek and find him . .
I shall take him to bed and
have my way with him
I will make him ache, shake
and sweat until he moans
and groans.
I will make him beg for mercy,
beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust him to the point that he will be relieved when I'm finished with him.
And, when I am finished,
he will be weak for days.
All my love,
Man Flu

H.x

29 Nov 2007

Quote by H-x
I will seek and find him . .
I shall take him to bed and
have my way with him
I will make him ache, shake
and sweat until he moans
and groans.
I will make him beg for mercy,
beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust him to the point that he will be relieved when I'm finished with him.
And, when I am finished,
he will be weak for days.
All my love,
Man Flu

H.x
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Nola x

29 Nov 2007

Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door. rolleyes

29 Nov 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

Oi you! Man flu is a particularly dangerous bug that only attacks men. It's a scientific fact. :P
smackbottom

29 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

Oi you! Man flu is a particularly dangerous bug that only attacks men. It's a scientific fact. :P
smackbottom

I've just had man flu- coz I'm really 'ard.
Mr W had the same illness- but to a lesser degree....which is a worry blink

29 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

Oi you! Man flu is a particularly dangerous bug that only attacks soft and weak men. It's a scientific fact. :P
smackbottom

:lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

Oi you! Man flu is a particularly dangerous bug that only attacks soft and weak men. It's a scientific fact. :P
smackbottom

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :P :P :P :P :P
There are two strains actually, one that attacks soft and weak men, and the other which attacks hard men, but it's potentially fatal.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

Oi you! Man flu is a particularly dangerous bug that only attacks men. It's a scientific fact. :P
smackbottom

I've just had man flu- coz I'm really 'ard.
Mr W had the same illness- but to a lesser degree....which is a worry blink

Bet you drink pints as well!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

29 Nov 2007

Im proper poooorly I am. I wish you lot would keep your germs to yourselves!

29 Nov 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Im proper poooorly I am. I wish you lot would keep your germs to yourselves!

Awwwwwwww!
:therethere:

29 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Im proper poooorly I am. I wish you lot would keep your germs to yourselves!

Awwwwwwww!
:therethere:
all except you wink

29 Nov 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Im proper poooorly I am. I wish you lot would keep your germs to yourselves!

Awwwwwwww!
:therethere:
all except you wink

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
How's that for starters?

30 Nov 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

No that would be somewhere in the NE........ :roll:

30 Nov 2007

Quote by H-x
I will seek and find him . .
I shall take him to bed and
have my way with him
I will make him ache, shake
and sweat until he moans
and groans.
I will make him beg for mercy,
beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust him to the point that he will be relieved when I'm finished with him.
And, when I am finished,
he will be weak for days.
All my love,
Man Flu

H.x
:lol:

30 Nov 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

deadliest virus known to man kind is man flu you really should be more understanding Marya ;)

30 Nov 2007

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

deadliest virus known to man kind is man flu you really should be more understanding Marya ;)
revenge will be very sweet when man can carry and delivery their own children :giggle: then you lot will know what we put up with

30 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

deadliest virus known to man kind is man flu you really should be more understanding Marya ;)
revenge will be very sweet when man can carry and delivery their own children :giggle: then you lot will know what we put up with
God no! Then they'll have periods and think they're bleeding to death. :roll:

1 Dec 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

deadliest virus known to man kind is man flu you really should be more understanding Marya ;)
revenge will be very sweet when man can carry and delivery their own children :giggle: then you lot will know what we put up with
God no! Then they'll have periods and think they're bleeding to death. :roll:
No we'd just tuck our trousers into our socks and get on with it..... :silly:

1 Dec 2007

Quote by dekntan
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

deadliest virus known to man kind is man flu you really should be more understanding Marya ;)
revenge will be very sweet when man can carry and delivery their own children :giggle: then you lot will know what we put up with
Well have you ever had kidney stones that won't pass?
Proper man stuff that lol... :roll: :roll: :P lol

Had a few times... In Hospital quicker than jack flash with arm extended ready to give the first one there with morphine and a good aim the keys to the bentley....
Jeeze that fookin hurts proper!!
In fact the only thing I think hurt more than the stones was a nephrostomy.. with NO anesthetic!
Man stuff through and through lol.... (God please never again)
Man flu only notices when very very very bad... so bad it weakens us to a woman like state.. eats all the testosterone up see!! Thats all you see when its all gone... Winging wining etc... Were the closest ever to becoming women!
Girls... :roll: :lol: :shock: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: you know I'm right lol...
Mike xxxxx

2 Dec 2007

I thought this was a real guy for a mo.............I was gonna ask for his phone number rolleyes

2 Dec 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Man Flu? More like a little cough and sniffle and they think they're on death's door.

Oi you! Man flu is a particularly dangerous bug that only attacks men. It's a scientific fact. :P
smackbottom

OK.. I'm actually going to put this to rest at the expense of probably being arrested under the Official Secrets Act... :small-print:
Don't tell anyone I said this.. but...
At the height of the Cold War, it was known that both sides carried out frightening experiments in germ warfare. What has remained unknown (well.. up until now..!) is that the Eastern Block, knowing that the NATO armed forces were populated mainly with males, introduced a germ that would attack all males and make them feel like sh*t, thus reducing the effectiveness of the western fighting man.
Unfortunately, due to the lack of resorces within the communist system, they didn't realise how long this germ would last or indeed, how bad it really was....
The rampant and deadly desease now known as 'Man Flu' is but the residue of the Cold War... innocent

"And the truth shall set you free..."
Dont anyone speak to Mrs DD about this.. she thinks its true!!!

2 Dec 2007

I would post in this thread, but I’m too weak…staying positive though…just