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Quote by Drewxcore
use your imagination :twisted:

Ok - do you want tied up to my bed for a nice long massage?
:twisted:
poshkate
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Quote by Drewxcore
use your imagination :twisted:

Drew sweetie......you're not helping yourself by posting in here all the time....... biggrin
Drewxcore
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Quote by Juniper_couple
use your imagination :twisted:

Ok - do you want tied up to my bed for a nice long massage?
:twisted:
I'm sure i'd enjoy that yes
and kate, werent you meant to be giving me a challenge?
poshkate
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Quote by Drewxcore
and kate, werent you meant to be giving me a challenge?

I've given you two and you won't do either......lol
Drewxcore
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Because the challenges were crazzzzy x
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Quote by poshkate
Drew sweetie......you're not helping yourself by posting in here all the time....... biggrin

:grin: :haha:
I think its because he wants in the hot-tub after the massage lol
Drewxcore
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Quote by Juniper_couple
Drew sweetie......you're not helping yourself by posting in here all the time....... biggrin

:grin: :haha:
I think its because he wants in the hot-tub after the massage lol
who wouldnt! x
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Hmmmmmmm - well its up to the other girlies lol
I have a movie to watch :twisted: wink
Unknown User
Quote by Warmer
I'm a Wannabe Tart,oh i think that makes me a Wart!
no no no!!
whasgoinon?

well, I thought it was funny, even if you lot didn't.... but watch yourselves, she's beered-up & cursie!.... from her sick-bed!
lp
>am i in trouble now?<
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oooh i wanna be in tarts corner
just found my tartiness again, its being released so watch out everyone
Earthy xx :twisted:
Dirtygirly
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Quote by earthchild
oooh i wanna be in tarts corner
just found my tartiness again, its being released so watch out everyone
Earthy xx :twisted:

You took your time pitching up! rolleyes lol
Yay for tartiness! :bounce:
Welcome back to tartiness Earthy! kiss
DGxx
Drewxcore
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I'm a male tart. I belong here
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
I'm a male tart. I belong here

You're the quirky sock man... you belong anywhere! lol
Drewxcore
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'm a male tart. I belong here

You're the quirky sock man... you belong anywhere! lol
In a home for the mentally handicapped?
Dirtygirly
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Quote by Drewxcore
I'm a male tart. I belong here

You're the quirky sock man... you belong anywhere! lol
In a home for the mentally handicapped?
Possibly... but if you snore I hope you're not in the room next door to mine! wink
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'm a male tart. I belong here

You're the quirky sock man... you belong anywhere! lol
In a home for the mentally handicapped?
Possibly... but if you snore I hope you're not in the room next door to mine! wink
Is that what the noise was!!! Just remember though, i'm giving up masturbation for lent so i might be a bit cranky xx
sercher01
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use it or loose it
if ya bollox go bang dont come cryin to me young man rolleyes
Drewxcore
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Quote by sercher01
use it or loose it
if ya bollox go bang dont come cryin to me young man rolleyes

I'll make sure they dont explode....i'll just act like a whore
MikeC
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i am an innocent tart
Mike
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Quote by earthchild
oooh i wanna be in tarts corner
just found my tartiness again, its being released so watch out everyone
Earthy xx :twisted:

I hope you put it to good use :grin:
Quote by sercher01
use it or loose it
if ya bollox go bang dont come cryin to me young man rolleyes

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: kiss
Hmmm mikec - are you trying to turn this thread in to the biggest porky pie one ??? lol
Wanna - Jump on in, we're waiting for breakfast from Drew wink
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I know I'm not supposed to post in this thread.... but I couldn't NOT comment on Junipers atavar!
sillyhwoar: hump :phwoar:
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Quote by Kiss
I know I'm not supposed to post in this thread.... but I couldn't NOT comment on Junipers atavar!
sillyhwoar: hump :phwoar:

passionkiss :rose: Tyvm .... now, take some tablets for the hangover lol
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Tarts?
Did someone call my name? wave
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Tarts?
Did someone call my name? wave

smackbottom Go to my room !!! You are late and have some catching up to do :giggle:
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Quote by Juniper_couple
Tarts?
Did someone call my name? wave

smackbottom Go to my room !!! You are late and have some catching up to do :giggle:
I'm sorry sad I've been busy making special birthday plans :twisted: Please don't be gentle with me :rascal:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm sorry sad I've been busy making special birthday plans :twisted: Please don't be gentle with me :rascal:

Well, in that case, all is forgiven lol
I'm afraid i must start gentle first, which oils would you like :twisted:
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Quote by Juniper_couple

I'm sorry sad I've been busy making special birthday plans :twisted: Please don't be gentle with me :rascal:

Well, in that case, all is forgiven lol
I'm afraid i must start gentle first, which oils would you like :twisted:
Anything except engine and sunflower confused
Darkfire
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Quote by earthchild
just found my tartiness again, its being released so watch out everyone

:bounce: :bounce: the Earthtart is back in town :twisted:
I expect utter filth to my pm box forthwith :rascal:
sercher01
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has Drew had a sevire pant explosion yet ? lol