Quote by Darkfire
just found my tartiness again, its being released so watch out everyone
:bounce: :bounce: the Earthtart is back in town :twisted:
I expect utter filth to my pm box forthwith :rascal:
starter for 10 on its way :twisted:
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Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
I'm a Wannabe Tart,oh i think that makes me a Wart!
no no no!!
whasgoinon?
well, I thought it was funny, even if you lot didn't.... but watch yourselves, she's beered-up & cursie!.... from her sick-bed!
lp
>am i in trouble now?<too right you are!
:smackbottom: 
Sexpert
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Anything except engine and sunflower
I'm distraught, my Sassy dressed as a mechanic while pretending to be Nigella Lawson fantasy just dissapeared in a whisp of smoke..
Sexpert
Quote by louise_and_joe
to anyone who wants it.
louise xx
Any excuse for me:giggle:
Aaaah, that's rejuvenated me
Sex God
Ooh it's infectious, anyone for a tumble? :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69:
pink x
:69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69: pink x
Sex God
goose >>>>>>>> sees an open door with tarts only and wanders in
I have no idea whats happened in this thread but can i be a tart: :twisted:
Lessons free to the lastperson in this thread post....ah Goosey didn't see you there :rascal:
pink x
Quote by blueandpink
goose >>>>>>>> sees an open door with tarts only and wanders in
I have no idea whats happened in this thread but can i be a tart
Lessons free to the lastperson in this thread post....ah Goosey didn't see you there :rascal:
pink x
:bounce:
Wooo hooo Mrs Pink :twisted:
Sex God
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Goosey you are not allowed to do that, I can't perve over a duck ffs.....
cross pink x
cross pink x
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
has Drew had a sevire pant explosion yet ?
I'm still alive and i still havent failed, only 38 days and nighst to go.... :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm on my way :twisted:
:shock: We haven't washed up yet. Give us a mo' to get the dishes off the table and the bucket of engine oil out of the hallway!
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Quote by HannahnAlex
i just thought i would pop in to offer my body to kiss :rascal: for her to practice using her new sticky out thing:rotflmao:
hannah xx
Ooooooohh - Lets all lie down and wait :grin: :giggle:
while we are waiting for kiss to arrive would you like to try my sticky out thing :rascal:
hannah xx
Only if your gentle with me :twisted: 
Sex God
Quote by Juniper_couple
i just thought i would pop in to offer my body to kiss :rascal: for her to practice using her new sticky out thing
hannah xx
Ooooooohh - Lets all lie down and wait :grin: :giggle:
while we are waiting for kiss to arrive would you like to try my sticky out thing :rascal:
hannah xx
Only if your gentle with me :twisted: I see noone invites a man to play with thier sticky out thing, sexist!
Sex God
Quote by Juniper_couple
I see noone invites a man to play with thier sticky out thing, sexist!
Ok Ok ....... I have never used a strap on :twisted: but i'll practice on you when if i buy one its lent, i need all the help i can get!
Sex God
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Goosey you are not allowed to do that, I can't perve over a duck ffs.....
cross pink x
Fault has been rectified. Do you want to
now :twisted:Thank goodness for that, I was about to submit a support ticket for breach of rules. Just don't do it again :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
pink x
Sex God
Bloody hell Juniper couple, can't believe I have never looked at your profile. Your new avatar made me look and .... 
hwoar:
pink x
hwoar: pink x
Sex God
Quote by blueandpink
Bloody hell Juniper couple, can't believe I have never looked at your profile. Your new avatar made me look and ....
pink x
I just looked at your profile, reminds me of when i saw you poledancing :P
Quote by blueandpink
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Goosey you are not allowed to do that, I can't perve over a duck ffs.....
cross pink x
Fault has been rectified. Do you want to
now :twisted:Thank goodness for that, I was about to submit a support ticket for breach of rules. Just don't do it again :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
pink x
Might just do it once more if you keep :smackbottom: me
Sex God
Quote by HannahnAlex
i just thought i would pop in to offer my body to kiss :rascal: for her to practice using her new sticky out thing
hannah xx
Ooooooohh - Lets all lie down and wait :grin: :giggle:
while we are waiting for kiss to arrive would you like to try my sticky out thing :rascal:
hannah xx
Only if your gentle with me :twisted: I see noone invites a man to play with thier sticky out thing, sexist!
you have got your own sticky out thing to play with .. dont be greedy wanting 2
:smackbottom:hannah
No i havent, i gave that up for lent!
Quote by goose35
Bloody hell Juniper couple, can't believe I have never looked at your profile. Your new avatar made me look and ....
pink x
I just looked at both of them :twisted: ............
Again
ops: Tyvm :wink: :lol: I know - i'm the shy retiring type who tends to blend discreetly in to the background
Quote by HannahnAlex
how can you ask me to be gentle when your branding your whip :shock:... i have a few of them to but i dont do gentle :evil2: :evil2:
hannah
Oooooch - who has the cream ????
its in my draw next to my bed wanna come get it :rascal: just dont bend over cos me sticky out thing is around somewhere lurking in me room :giggle:
hannah xx
<<<<<<<<<< Throws Drew on the bed and lunges for the drawer :giggle:
