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Quote by Juniper_couple
how can you ask me to be gentle when your branding your whip :shock:... i have a few of them to but i dont do gentle :evil2: :evil2: smackbottom ouch that looks red
rotflmao
hannah

Oooooch - who has the cream ???? lol
its in my draw next to my bed wanna come get it :rascal: just dont bend over cos me sticky out thing is around somewhere lurking in me room :giggle:
hannah xx
<<<<<<<<<< Throws Drew on the bed and lunges for the drawer :giggle:
oh well hello :twisted:
Quote by HannahnAlex
how can you ask me to be gentle when your branding your whip :shock:... i have a few of them to but i dont do gentle :evil2: :evil2: smackbottom ouch that looks red
rotflmao
hannah

Oooooch - who has the cream ???? lol
its in my draw next to my bed wanna come get it :rascal: just dont bend over cos me sticky out thing is around somewhere lurking in me room :giggle:
hannah xx
<<<<<<<<<< Throws Drew on the bed and lunges for the drawer :giggle:
oh well hello :twisted:
how the bloody hell did you get in my bedroom :shock:
hannah reaches over to draw and passes juniper he largest dildo :giggle: get ready drew pmsl im gonna enjoy watching this
hannah :lol:
:shock: actually on second thoughts :twisted:
Quote by Juniper_couple
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Quote by winchwench
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
Quote by HannahnAlex
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
from what i just read in another post drew has a pure fanny to :shock: so he can take it pmsl
hannah xx
I would like to see you try! x
Quote by Drewxcore
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
from what i just read in another post drew has a pure fanny to :shock: so he can take it pmsl
hannah xx
I would like to see you try! x
So would half the forum :lol: :lol:
Quote by anais
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
from what i just read in another post drew has a pure fanny to :shock: so he can take it pmsl
hannah xx
I would like to see you try! x
So would half the forum :lol: :lol:
Then do it x
Quote by Juniper_couple
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
In the interests of peace & harmony,
:gagged:
Quote by winchwench
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
In the interests of peace & harmony,
:gagged:
no, come on were interested lol x
What`s ya havin Drew? smile Mine`s a Smirnoff Ice! cool
Quote by Hungrypussy69
What`s ya havin Drew? smile Mine`s a Smirnoff Ice! cool

A smirnoff ice, thats childrens booze x
Quote by Drewxcore
What`s ya havin Drew? smile Mine`s a Smirnoff Ice! cool

A smirnoff ice, thats childrens booze x
Gimme one anyway, or I`ll throw a tantrum!!
mad
fecking childrens booze!! rolleyes
Quote by Juniper_couple
Im a little drunk, and have skipped to the last page.
Im a little lost.
But im here! Whasshappening?

Its kiss' thread in competition with Drew for who gets the longest one by friday at 2pm lol
Now, this is the tart thread - do you need us to show you where the jacuzzi is?? biggrin
Thanks Juniper.....you show the way to the jacuzzi- I'll just follow on behind innocent
Well, as you can see - i'm a little busy in Hannah's room - Any idea what i do with this dildo and Drew dunno :lol:
In the interests of peace & harmony,
:gagged:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
What`s ya havin Drew? smile Mine`s a Smirnoff Ice! cool

A smirnoff ice, thats childrens booze x
Gimme one anyway, or I`ll throw a tantrum!!
mad
fecking childrens booze!! rolleyes
would you rather have a nice orgasm, i'm sure i could rustle one up for you
Quote by Drewxcore
What`s ya havin Drew? smile Mine`s a Smirnoff Ice! cool

A smirnoff ice, thats childrens booze x
Gimme one anyway, or I`ll throw a tantrum!!
mad
fecking childrens booze!! rolleyes
would you rather have a nice orgasm, i'm sure i could rustle one up for you
ooohh go on then. wink
Quote by Drewxcore
you sure 36 wouldnt mind :P

I'll join you! :twisted:
Quote by 36openminded
you sure 36 wouldnt mind :P

I'll join you! :twisted:
noone touches my shaker mad
Quote by Drewxcore
you sure 36 wouldnt mind :P

I'll join you! :twisted:
noone touches my shaker mad
Not even me?? :shock:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
you sure 36 wouldnt mind :P

I'll join you! :twisted:
noone touches my shaker mad
Not even me?? :shock:
well i guess you can lol x
Quote by Drewxcore
you sure 36 wouldnt mind :P

I'll join you! :twisted:
noone touches my shaker mad
Not even me?? :shock:
well i guess you can lol x
Err but I thought you liked cocktails - not shaken then?
you cant make an orgasm without a shaker x
Quote by Drewxcore
you cant make an orgasm without a shaker x

Ok someone shake him while i find the KY :twisted:
36 clearly wants to touch your shaker.... I can tell!! :twisted:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
36 clearly wants to touch your shaker.... I can tell!! :twisted:

cant blame him, its a nice one xxx
Quote by Drewxcore
36 clearly wants to touch your shaker.... I can tell!! :twisted:

cant blame him, its a nice one xxx
Can I watch? :twisted:
Quote by HannahnAlex
you cant make an orgasm without a shaker x

back now needed a break for a bit
i can i use me mouth blast sod all that shaking makes me wrist ache smile
hannah
go on ahead, i'm waiting :wanker:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
36 clearly wants to touch your shaker.... I can tell!! :twisted:

:shock: Err - but not tonight as my fishnets are in the wash.
Oh - where has his shaker disappeared to?
Quote by Hungrypussy69
36 clearly wants to touch your shaker.... I can tell!! :twisted:

cant blame him, its a nice one xxx
Can I watch? :twisted:
Oh you want to watch?
Oi drew - come here! :shock:
Quote by 36openminded
36 clearly wants to touch your shaker.... I can tell!! :twisted:

cant blame him, its a nice one xxx
Can I watch? :twisted:
Oh you want to watch?
Oi drew - come here! :shock:
I'm here :P