The Tax Man has decided that current methods aren't working so they have introduced a new method of ensure you pay up on time....
With apologes to Jags.
Orgasminator
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Sex God
No words can describe how I feel at this minute :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Orgasminator
Personally I think he should see a sighkiatrist. 
Psychiatrist is a bastard of a word to spell. Whoever thought that word up needs analysing!
Psychiatrist is a bastard of a word to spell. Whoever thought that word up needs analysing!
Orgasminator
The next question is....
What would they do to women
: :shock:
What would they do to women
: :shock: 
Sex God
i really dont know what to say :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
I'm in excrutiating pain just looking at that!!
Sex God
I know a few guys id nominate for that treatment :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Did anyone else see a documentary absolutely ages ago about men who pay to have a mistress inject their scrotum with saline solution to swell them up on purpose for sexual pleasure?
The effects lasted a couple of days before the saline solution was absorbed back into the body naturally?
just wondering?
The effects lasted a couple of days before the saline solution was absorbed back into the body naturally?
just wondering?
Sex God
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I know a few guys id nominate for that treatment :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*decides that descretion is the better part of valour and legs it shapish*
Quote by flapjackboy
:shock: :scared:
*backs away slowly*...
*flys past FJB at about mach 4*
It reminds me of the joke about the two explorers who spot a cheetah stalking them. One of the them starts to pull a pair of trainers on and the other looks at him with ridicule and says "there's no way you're going to outrun that, no matter what you've got on your feet" and the other replies "I don't have to outrun the cheetah....................I just have to outrun you!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by little gem
Did anyone else see a documentary absolutely ages ago about men who pay to have a mistress inject their scrotum with saline solution to swell them up on purpose for sexual pleasure?
Yes :uhoh: They also injected the labia so that women could experience what it feels like to have a package between their legs.
Kids, don't try this at home ! :shock:
Sex God
ouch
While that fascinates me and makes me think ewww all at the same time, surely shoving some cotton wool or tissues down the front of your knickers would satify the penis envy thing...... or even getting a strap on? Am I being to simplistic here and just not getting the point?
While that fascinates me and makes me think ewww all at the same time, surely shoving some cotton wool or tissues down the front of your knickers would satify the penis envy thing...... or even getting a strap on? Am I being to simplistic here and just not getting the point?
