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TE locked out of SH Towers.

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Tune Essence has lost his keys to SH Towers rolleyes and has been locked out for a couple of weeks now :shock: ............ Sarge, you haven't been tampering with the swipe cards again have you????? :shock:
Anyway, for some reason, he has not been able to load up the SH webpages - worship to TE for actually coping with this crisis - only a couple of tantrums, tears and flounces so far.
He's asked me to post a message to everyone on here to say Merry Christmas .......... oops redface I'm a bit late for that one, I forgot to do the post earlier rolleyes redface redface redface and if he's still not back on - to wish every single one of you a brilliant New Year biggrin drinkies And he hopes to be back on here soon!
Any messages to him in this thread, I will copy and pass on to him biggrin
glad to hear hes ok
miss ya tune
:twisted:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Tune Essence has lost his keys to SH Towers rolleyes and has been locked out for a couple of weeks now :shock: ............ Sarge, you haven't been tampering with the swipe cards again have you????? :shock:
Anyway, for some reason, he has not been able to load up the SH webpages - worship to TE for actually coping with this crisis - only a couple of tantrums, tears and flounces so far.

Ooooooooooooooooooooh.......................... Sounds serious!!
Can Dr Mal not prescribe TE some antibiotics ;)
Oooooooooooooooooh thanks for letting us know MissChief :shock: :shock:
Merry Christmas Mr and Mrs Tune Essense and flounce back in here very very soon kiss
Lots of Love Corriexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh thought he must have slipped on the soap or something. Glad to here its not a permanent absence. Look forward to return to bollox in the new year then.
Cheers
CQ
has he looked down behind the cushions for the key?...yes it's the obvious place but it's a start.
Please pass on my best wishes to both him and mrs T.E.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I knew that new swipe-card entry system would do the trick. :shock: :shock:
Right, who's next on the list .................................. a Mr Davej !!! Mmmmmmm!! lol lol lol
I wondered where he'd gone confused
A belated Merry Crimble and a Fantastic New Year to both of you kiss
MISSCHIEF are you sure about him being locked out confused I am not so sure this isn't a cover story and YOU have him locked in somewhere :shock:
lol lol lol
tut tut tut
how careless. rolleyes poor ole tuney has me sympathies of course, but you've just gotta be more careful! i'm sure it's been a struggle, and i'll willingly have a look about for a spare swipe card, but i don't hold out much hope? sad
Happy New Year Tune, if you manage tio read this at some point! :cheers:
n x x x :P
Humph. Didn`t catch me throwing any tantrums when I couldn`t get on wink
Venusxxx
We both miss ya mate. Hurry up and get yerself sorted.
I'll email you some time over the next few days and see if we can work out your problem. confused
Have a happy new year mate............. and Sarge, behave yourself or it's back in the tank for you. evil
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I knew that new swipe-card entry system would do the trick. :shock: :shock:
Right, who's next on the list .................................. a Mr Davej !!! Mmmmmmm!! lol lol lol

So one by one your gonna pick us off are you.......mess with our swipe cards so we can't unlock the swinging heaven gates and get in.....well it ain't going to work with me...oh no.....already took the precaution of pressing my card into a bar of soap......yep....took an impression of it, so any messin with my card and me and my bar of soap, will be straight down to eeerrmmm.......yes ...eeermmm....right well forget that idea then,
.mrs davej that was a crap idea, firstly all we've got is a bar of soap with a square imprinted on it ........FFS there aint no shape to imprint and if there was where can we take it to have it copied....stick it under the sink, we can carve a gun or a small frigate out of it later.
Right then bollocks to ya!...........If you so much as touch my card I'll be straight ooop north, to slash the tracks on yer tank...oooh yes see how you like that ..try gettin them fLuckers fixed down at quik fit
An eye for an eye and some dentures for some dentures...you've been warned
MISSCHIEF can you wish Tune Essence a Merry New Year for me please kiss
Tell him he isn't missing anything exciting. No Goldfish auctions, shower competitions or people dressing up as others avatars.
Mention that Davej and Sarge are still at it hammer and nail.
Well actually I think its more like toffee hammer and nail file but either way, they are both harmless rolleyes
Dawn :silly:
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MISSCHIEF can you wish Tune Essence a Merry New Year for me please kiss
Tell him he isn't missing anything exciting. No Goldfish auctions, shower competitions or people dressing up as others avatars.
Mention that Davej and Sarge are still at it hammer and nail.
Well actually I think its more like toffee hammer and nail file but either way, they are both harmless rolleyes
Dawn :silly:

Isn't missing anything exciting, hang on, a bit harsh, let me go find some links that you could send him.............
right then, as you were, he aint missin much, just tell him we've all flounced out.
eermm
excuse me are you saying that :shock: I'm:shock: really :shock: a big softie :shock: ...I'll have you know that I am anything but, why only this morning I took a cup of coffee back to the bar at the golf club, to complain that it wasn't hot.
.......pssst..mess with me and the bare chested wardrobe avatar goes back up.....
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Isn't missing anything exciting, hang on, a bit harsh, let me go find some links that you could send him.............
right then, as you were, he aint missin much, just tell him we've all flounced out.

Well I was being nice, sod it TE your missing loads and we are having a ball and you can't see it flipa
*Oh and davej made me tell you
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eermm
excuse me are you saying that :shock: I'm:shock: really :shock: a big softie :shock: ...I'll have you know that I am anything but, why only this morning I took a cup of coffee back to the bar at the golf club, to complain that it wasn't hot.
.......pssst..mess with me and the bare chested wardrobe avatar goes back up.....

Ok I'm messing with you davej :giggle:
Dawn :silly: